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*Twirls the ends of my pubes menacingly like a villain with a handlebar mustache*

#mwahahaha #I don’t #I don’t fucking know #I’m awake and fighting allergy demons #someone sedate me

abyssalzones

hey does anyone remember that weird photoshoot those guys who run the institute of oddology did back in the 80's?

(consider this a companion piece to that other fake magazine post)

also bonus uncropped interview blurb under the cut

jollymalt

animal crossing drawings part 2!

Average tumblr post.

Owen Wilson…?

Owen Wilson?? (Louder)

vulcan-moon

cringetober day 8: tumblr sexyman. cecil gershwin palmer you will always be MY tumblr sexyman. designs based on what ive seen @bulkhummus post of him (:

adhd-vibes

introvert-time-art

"being trans is a choice" do you honestly think i would CHOOSE to get gender euphoria from wearing knee-length basketball shorts?? that's humiliating

coconutmilkyway

this was lurking in the absolute depths of my drats SJDFGFD

gossip girl AU

in the back of detention planning their escape so they can beat the shit out of each other in the parking lot

amereslare

Yeah, I’ve seen it.

#reblogging for Miguel’s ass

corrie-zodori

Anyone: Hey (asks about a special interest of mine)? Me: Becomes an unskippable cutscene

webbyghost

sosuperawesome

Tasia M S on Instagram

saviourfinn

Into the Spiderverse : anyone can wear the mask ! You can be Spiderman too !

Miguel in Across the Spiderverse : actually you need to fill in several specific criteria or else you're a freak anomaly and also i hate you

saviourfinn

Anyway i hate Miguel he's projecting all his guilt and issues on a 15 years old kid, yelling at him and making him feel like shit by blaming him for things that literally were not his fault.

Like, Miguel YOU're the one who purposefully messed up with the multiverse by stealing your counterpart's identity and burrowing yourself in his world with his family. Miles, who just happened to be a victim of Kingpin, Doc Ock, and the Spot's messing up with the collider, is NOT responsible for anything bad that happened. The call comes from inside the house lol.

Also him refusing to accept Miles into the "Spider family" and telling him he will never belong, when himself was so desperate for a family that he fucked up the multiverse... the clownery is outrageous.