#spamton selfship

[chulacola]

Silly selfship art.

After long hours of redesigning, and rendering, the earlier drafts tend to look better than the final.

He has become my back seat driver, and art critique. Help me. 🥲

[spamtonspammyspamspam]

i made all of these throughout my three finals today <$ as you can see the period pain was kicking my ass so i made it kick spam's ass too

[keresofdeath]

Spamton makes me so crazy. I want to take him to all the places he couldn't go. Put him up on my shoulders so he can be [[BIG]]. Hold his legs and take off running, as fast and as far as I possibly can go while his arms stretch out behind him. Until my sides ache.

Sneak him into any ol place under a big skirt.

Bathe together. Sit him on my lap. Kiss the top of his head. Will he let me scrub his weary joints? I want to go over them gently, my fingers and a washcloth, tender touch, ending each one with a kiss. The sockets where his wrists bend. Each phalange. Elbows. Shoulders. Whatever he allows me. Wash his clothes. Buy him new ones. What does he want? Dress him up. Will he let me?

Snort laughing, boisterous when he eats badly. Clapping my hands. Kicking my feet. Shouting "again! again!". Fixing his clothes. Tucking in his shirt. Tsking. Crouching down to wipe off the crumbs. Adjusting his tie. Sighing. Taking a napkin to rub off the food stuck to his teeth and face. Looking him over. Whistling just to see his face turn red.

When we inevitably get kicked out of some place, I'll just boast about how I can make him better at home. Cook him all of my favorite meals just so we can share them.

I absolutely won't help him crawl into bed, though I really want to... but if I just so happen to leave our footstool out, the both of us will be sure not to say a thing about it...

[sunnybonkclankcrash]

i thought abt spamton

[crabfungi]

yume shlop

You mix together a Desperate, Spam E-mail and a Scummy, Rumor Mill Journalist and you will get someone that writes Rage-bait fake Reddit stories for engagement.

^The ones that constantly show up on the news section of my search page that I ignore.

or maybe those fake celebrity DM'rs that ask for money

[netkenztv]

older spamton selfships. a little ooc but quite cutes.

the lore was kinda complicated and i'm workshopping it. the main thing is the perseverance soul is weaker than kris's determination soul so it's spamton's fallback plan he doesn't want to take since he hates handouts/pity (as seen in his first encounter battle)

[spamtonsbuttcheekonanairfryer]

my friends made me Spamton themed things for my birthday<$

I didn't even ask them for Spamton things they just knew how much I love him lol

[sprankton]

do not cry

spamton body pillow in pizza blanket

okay??