Spamton’s Husband

He/It | Minor Hello! This is my side blog I use to post about my love for Spamton solely for comfort! Proshippers DNI

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[spamtonsrealhusband]

Hi i’m sorry I haven’t been very active on this blog! I’m taking a break due to recent events that happened but hopefully i’ll be back soon! :-)

[spamtonsrealhusband]

Spamton Neo x Reader Headcannons!

As per requested by spade anon I have made some spamton neo x reader headcannons, I hope you like em!! <3

💕He’s very very protective of you and will not hesitate to fight anyone who messes with you

💕Calls you an [[ANGEL]] and says you look like you came straight out of [[HEAVEN]]

💕He loves it when you sit in his lap! He’ll play with your hair :)

💕He’ll cover you with his wings to protect you!

💕He loves to pick you up and carry you! He’ll carry you bridal style :)

💕Sometimes he’ll take you flying with him and he’ll take you to his favorite spots in cyber city <3

💕He’ll let you lay on his chest!! and if you were to fall asleep he’d cover you up with his wings :)

💕He’ll tease you about how you’re shorter than him now ^_^

💕Before he was the little spoon and now hes the big spoon

💕He will treat you like royalty honestly, if theres something you want he will get it and or do it for you

💕When you’re out on your own sometimes he’ll check up on you just to make sure you’re safe :)

💕He loves to tower over you or back you into a corner because he knows it makes you flustered

💕He loves to show off how strong he is now and gets flustered when you tell him how strong he is

DNI PROSHIPPERS, TERFS/SWERFS, EXCLUSIONISTS, TRUSCUM/TRANSMEDS, RACISTS, AND IF YOURE LGBTQPHOBIC IN GENERAL

[spamtonsrealhusband]

Deciding if I should get a bootleg spamton plushie or wait until they make an official one (if they do)

[spamtonkisser]

im fucking in love with him . get out of my way

[spamtonkisser]

do u think he’d overheat if he got kissed

[fruitycircus]

love this funny little man

[vigrotter]

The last time i did "y/n x canon" was with Heisenberg art (ybg dosent count), now its Spamtons turn

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to [ HEAVEN ]

[spamtonsrealhusband]

Thank you to everyone who’s followed this account and for all the attention i’ve received :) It makes me happy that people enjoy my stuff and it only motivates me to make more! <3

[spamtonsrealhusband]

YES PLZ GIVE THE SPAMTON NEO HCS ID LOVE TO HEAR EM take ur time tho :-] - ♠️

Alrighty!! I’ll start working on them today most likely :) glad to see people want to see stuff from me GHDNFNDNFNDND

[spamtonsrealhusband]

Everyone is talking about the height of Spamton and I find it funny. I'm 5'0, I haven't met people below me yet, except for children, so I'm used to all the jokes about height and I use them myself, because, why not? But if Spamton moves from his 3 feet, for example, to 6, then I wouldn't know how I would react. Because. What did you just do? Got taller? Wow. Congratulations.

I like him both short and tall ;)

I’m 5’5 (maybe 5’6 now I haven’t checked!) So i’m pretty average height I guess? So if Spamton changed height I guess it wouldn’t affect me all that much but its still weird to see art of him where people make him taller >_<

I don’t mind him tall I guess? It just weirds me out a bit because it’s hard for me to see him as anything but short ASHFJSNFBDBD and making him taller doesn’t make him anymore attractive to me :) He’s already cute as is!

[spamtonsrealhusband]

yall are sleeping on spamton neo smh 😤 /j /lh - ♠️ (spade anon!)

To be honest anon you’re kinda right!! Spamton neo is cute too and I wish I saw more content of him!! Maybe i’ll just have to make it myself :-)

[hairspraytears]

Spamton head cannons

Spamton X reader

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•If you wear a gown/long skirt spamton will hide under it if he is frightened.

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•He likes showing his affection through gifts, though he calls these deals.

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• he does stuff like this:

I receive:Your hand

You receive: My hand

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•He can get a flustered and red face very easily, though he pretends he doesn’t.

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•He loves physical affection!! He likes to cuddle up on your chest and lay his face on your neck.

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•This man has a terrible sleep schedule, sometimes he’ll be talking to you then suddenly pass out and be dead asleep.

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•His nicknames for you change a lot, and they can be really weird. It can go from [Angel] to [hot shot] and sometimes [cucumber]. It’s random.

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•If you’re gone for longer than expected, spam will make a pillow fort on your bed.

[1997bigshot]

just wanted to share a warning for those who hate spamton/kris ship, i found the twitter account of tumblr deactivated20180502 and they have drawn graphic spamton/kris art which was not shared on tumblr. if you don't want to support that (regardless of whether or not they posted that art on tumblr), i suggest blocking their account. i personally will not be reblogging their art anymore.

[syberius]

Ive never drawn heart hands before, but yall can have some, as a treat :3

[spamtonsrealhusband]

The idea of spam being tall as me makes me so uncomfortable? 😭 I don’t know why??😭 I think I’ve grown to use to the idea of the man barely reaching my knees?? 😭 -Hairspray

OKAY BUT ME TOO- I don’t know why people want to make him taller tbh hes already perfect the way he is <3