it's star wars season

star wars, esp. tcw // it // dc // twilight // unsolved

[lilacandladybugs]

i think tumblr is the only website where the users have to employ the scientific method to figure out how it works

[pharmaicys]

[stumupm]

no way home spoilers i guess

[und3r00s]

[moonstarkid-deactivated20220513]

no i am never going to get over this

[kiwifruit67]

[outtacore]

andrew garfield and tom hardy let me talk to you

[ober-affen-geil]

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A Bugs Bunny tux meme that reads “i wish all DC/Batman comic fans a very Tim Drake is queer in canon”

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[nite-wing-deactivated20220418]

Daily reminder that Tim Drake is canonically bisexual.

[allyallyorange]

Happy for the boy💕

[lousysharkbutt]

the theme of this month’s patreon request night was Loki because OF COURSE IT WAS ✨

[phahg]

Harlivy!! Sketches by the wonderful @heyyywatsup

[kingdomcurioshoppe]

Some Bail and Leia family appreciation. 😌💗 Happy Father’s Day to all dads and parental figures out there!

[omghotmemes]

The goat of dads

[medusaceratops-deactivated20210]

darth vader: it is clear in the laws that there can be no jedi allowed to live. sorry

the force:

darth vader: ok i will make an exception because he looks very polite

[medusaceratops-deactivated20210]

no wait this is something hold on

[medusaceratops-deactivated20210]

evil imperial dude #7: luke skywalker is a rebel terrorist and the pilot who destroyed the death star—

darth vader: beautiful shot.

evil imperial dude #7: excuse.... excuse me, my lord?

darth vader: i simply remarked that it was a beautiful shot, and it would serve us well to respect the talents of this rebel pilot.

evil imperial dude #7: that shot killed one million fine imperial citizens.

darth vader: nine hundred thousand, nine hundred and ninety-nine fine imperial citizens. i would not have called motti 'fine' by any means. they chose to be aboard the death star, and they chose to be foolish enough to underestimate the likes of luke skywalker.

evil imperial dude #7: are you.... defending..... a terrorist?

darth vader: you are about to defend your right to live within my sight.

[medusaceratops-deactivated20210]

evil imperial dude #10: rebel terrorist luke skywalker—

darth vader: there is no need to introduce him as such. you devalue him. he is the rebel commander luke skywalker, a deeply misguided young man who simply needs to understand the true value of the empire.

evil imperial dude #10: uh, um, so, luke—luke skywalker, excuse me—rebel commander, luke skywalker, a, uh, misguided young man who needs, to—to understand the empire—

darth vader: now was that so difficult? get on with it. you waste my time.

[medusaceratops-deactivated20210]

evil imperial dude #13: anyone who could kill that many imperial citizens at once is a monster!

darth vader, zeroing in on the conversation like a bat out of hell: your narrow-mindedness insults us all. i am somewhat convinced your brain is a unicellular organ. all adolescents go through a phase in which they rebel, and luke, though gifted, is a young man. he will see reason as he matures, as all fine young men do. it is simply a matter of his capture, where we will then..... educate him, to the true nature if the galaxy.

evil imperial dude #13: i, uh, yes, lord—lord vader, sir, yessir!

darth vader: respect your enemy. remember that it is i you should fear, because i am the one burdened with listening to your wasted breaths, and if you are not cautious, you will not waste many more.

[hollowtones]

????????

[astrodael]

[roboco-san]

my best feature is that I'm blindingly intelligent for about 30 seconds a day

[roboco-san]

I do not get to choose which seconds. they are not consecutive

[mypoorcanary]

god gives his hardest battles (digestive issues) to his sexiest soldiers