I will know that I'm not a loser!

Varus - Minor - Pansexual - Polski/Angielski "I have been waiting for what feels like FIVE FUCKING YEARS, and I still have not recived my goddamn hot chocolate!"

[spankoffskipeter]

Intro!

"It's more than I can stand!" ENGLISH INTRO:

- Hello! My name is Varus. I am seventeen, cis and bisexual. I yumeship with Peter Spankoffski, so doubles please dni or just block!! Here's some more information about me! - I'm really into Nerdy Prudes Must Die, Star Wars, Jekyll and Hyde, DND, Baseball, Horror movies, DC Comics, Nintendo Games (I love you Luigi) and most musicals! - English is not my first language, so please forgive me if I make any mistakes! I speak Polish also! I currently live in New Zealand! I also have ADHD and Autism, so I may be slow to respond or not make sense.

If you want to talk about any of my interests with me, please feel free to do so! My dms are always open! "We gotta riff! We gotta jam! We gotta go!" POLSKI PRZEDSTAWIENIE:

- Cześć! Nazywam się Varus. Mam siedemnaście lat, jestem osobą cispłciową i biseksualną. Chcę pocałować Petera Spankoffskiego, aby ci, którzy również proszę, nie wchodzili w interakcję lub po prostu blokowali!! Oto więcej informacji o mnie!

[spankoffskipeter]

Przepraszam, że nie byłem tak często online, ale świętowała urodziny!! Wreszcie siedemnaście!!! Sorry I haven't been online as much, but I've been celebrating my birthday!! Finally seventeen!

[spankoffskipeter]

Myślę, że teoria Deltarune'a, która ma dla mnie największy sens w odniesieniu do SOUL i Rycerza, jest taka, że dusza Kris znajduje się w ciele Dess (która jest Ryczącym Rycerzem), a SOUL Kris pochodzi z naczynia, które tworzymy na początku historii. Nie wiem, dokąd poszła dusza Dess, przestań pytać.

[arkrow]

[possessable]

i am ☝️ not an aroace perv i do not have a ❌ horny sideblog i have no 💢 sex drive i don't experience arousal 🚫 i'm tired of people assuming🫈i'm sorry is that bigfoot?

[the-thalibelia]

Crossnamara nation how are we feeling

[thedgeofsleep]

Why did God create a dual universe? So he might say, Be not like me. I am alone. And it might be heard. —–- Mark Z. Danielewski, House of Leaves.

BACKROOMS (2026) dir. Kane Parsons

[katestewartt]

YOU'RE LAUGHING AND THEY ARE SELLING DOCTOR WHO TO ONE DIRECTION.

[dollystag]

[spankoffskipeter]

Pierwotnie nie byłem właścicielem tego konta, ale mój przyjaciel dał mi je po kilku dniach i nie wiem dlaczego 😭

Widzę, że zablokowano kilka osób, takich jak Family Guy, ale nie widzę żadnych dalszych wiadomości. Mnie też nie powiedzą, więc w tym momencie jestem przekonany, że grożą ludziom tutaj i ukrywają się dla ich bezpieczeństwa.

Nie mogę założyć konta Tumblr w domowym Wi-Fi, więc proszę o podziękowania, ale mimo wszystko. Co zrobiłeś bracie 😭😭

[squircatlies]

Can't fucking go anywhere in Polska.

Can't go to the piwnica, there's a bazyliszek there.

Can't go to the studnia, there's a topielec there.

Can't go to the pole, there's a południca there.

Can't go to the las, there's a leszy there.

Can't go to the rozdroże, there's a diabeł there.

Can't go to the cmentarz, there's a duch there.

Can't go to the jaskinia, there's a smok there.

Guess I gotta stay in my fucking zamek on a wyspa in the middle of the jezioro.

Oh fuck. The myszy are here.

[squircatlies]

Can't fucking go anywhere in Polska.

Can't go to the piwnica, there's a bazyliszek there.

Can't go to the studnia, there's a topielec there.

Can't go to the pole, there's a południca there.

Can't go to the las, there's a leszy there.

Can't go to the rozdroże, there's a diabeł there.

Can't go to the cmentarz, there's a duch there.

Can't go to the jaskinia, there's a smok there.

Guess I gotta stay in my fucking zamek on a wyspa in the middle of the jezioro.

Oh fuck. The myszy are here.

[spankoffskipeter]

W tym celu przeprowadzę test interakcji, aby sprawdzić, czy rzeczywiście mam dopracowaną publiczność. Cześć :)

[spankoffskipeter]

so I have like three dogs and their names are Piotr and Pawel (and Andrzej but he’s mean) and it was pointed out to me today by my good friend/long time crush Stanislaus that that’s just the Polish version of Peter and Paul…like NPMD and TGWDLM…oh my god. I’m gonna get another dog and name it fucking Lex foster.

[spankoffskipeter]

Earlier today I hummed Finale from Undertale around a friend who had never even gotten past Undyne and they immediately recognised it. It’s like???? How do you know that.

[spankoffskipeter]

My name is Varus, which I never really questioned until I was like 12. It means ‘bow legged’ and I asked my parents about it. Turns out my dad (who is a doctor) just saw the term in a textbook once and thought it would make a cool name.

anyways, my Yumesona name is Alex because they sound similar in my opinion and I kind of wish I had a more common name.

[rageyellow]

Behold Miss Holloway VS Wilbur Cross!

I’m not sure if I loooved this result, but here you go :D