John Mulaney and Pete Davidson: the Bromance I didn’t know I needed?!

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John Mulaney and Pete Davidson: the Bromance I didn’t know I needed?!
Keep Denying the Devil, Sabrina
*Spoilers*
I think one reason I want Nick to be the Dark Lord is because it would mean that the Dark Lord is trying to seduce Sabrina, and failing. Hard.
In episode 2, Sabrina fled from her dark baptism, enraging the Dark Lord. In episode 3, he tries to put Sabrina in her place with a breach of promise suit, and she defeats him (very publicly) in court.
How do you think that sits with a fallen angel “who would rather give up Heaven than sacrifice his pride?”
With that in mind, here’s Nick’s expression when he first sees Sabrina at the Academy of Dark Arts in episode 4:
It’s an interesting look.
Then later, when Nick’s doing his best to charm Sabrina at lunch, all it takes is Prudence mentioning the way Sabrina embarrassed the Dark Lord to make him lash out:
Touch a nerve, Nicky?
And now, a montage of Sabrina friend-zoning Nick:
“I should go.”
Just the journal, thanks.
Nope.
Double nope.
Go protect the guy I really like.
Call me a flawed human being if you like, but I really enjoy the thought of the Devil assuming it would be easy to seduce a teenage girl, and instead getting denied, denied, denied.
Honestly, the biggest twist of Chilling adventures of Sabrina Season 1 is that the character whose name was literally ‘Devil Devil’ did not, in fact, turn out to be the devil
Me watching The Chilling Adventures of Sabrina:
hi quick thing here
if you motherFRICKers kill tONY STARK HIMSELf aLONE IN SPACE
WITHOUT EVER SEEING ANYONE HE LOVES AGAIN THINKING THEY EITHER HATE HIM OR ARE DEAD
I WILL ENDGAME YOU
if tony stark dies in avengers endgame then I will never, ever forgive marvel studios.
“Food and water ran out four days ago. Oxygen will be out tomorrow.”
Us:
its called endgame bc i will singlehandedly end the russos if tony stark dies
jesus christ, tony with his “when i drift off, i’ll think of you… it’s always you,” just fucking out-romantiqued every romantic tragedy made in the last 100 years??? the notebook who????? the fault in our stars what???????
“I know I am supposed to feel, but often… I think instead. And maybe that isn’t so wrong after all.”
— Air Moon Trio (Moon in Gemini, Libra and Aquarius)
A Slytherin and a Hufflepuff being married y’all
“my body feels cold”
“Its shutting down. My point is…”
G R I M M J O W
things i never expected to learn through a tedtalk but now am glad to know:
the founder of Sirius XM radio is a sapphic trans woman and is currently trying to preserve her wife’s consciousness in a digital file so her wife can be immortal in the body of a robot.
heres the tedtalk if you dont believe because everyone deserves to know this reality of the amazing world in which we live
Holy shit you neglected to mention that when her daughter got a terminal disease with no cure or treatment possible she literally went to the library got some medical textbooks and taught herself enough biochemistry to actually begin developing a drug that halted the disease good god why have we never heard of this absolute genius
YOU KNOW WHY YOU K N O W W H Y
Real life tony stark is a gay trans woman
Her name is Martine Rothblatt. She also founded United Therapeutics, which is a company that works to find cures for “””small””” diseases that don’t necessarily affect a lot of people.
oh, yes–and she’s Jewish.
Here is a picture of Martine and her wife, Bina Aspen:
so the cah pride pack has options for buying it “with glitter" and “without glitter” and knowing cards against humanity they just tip like 3 tablespoons of fucking glitter into the pack of cards and send it out
this is absolutely what they’ve done
I did it to myself so you don’t have to
send help
Liza’s reaction to Michael B. Jordan was very relatable.
most intimidating things about the signs
*also check moon
Aries: the fact that they may take everything a little too personally and erupt in some short bursts of anger...you almost never know when you're gonna say something that offends them
Taurus: you can never get to them to change their stance or opinion on things..they can be extremely materialistic and possessive at times and so obsessed with their own comfort that if you try to change their routine...rip
Gemini: they're definitely charming to a fault, and often alternate between 'naughty' and 'nice'..they're the best at making comments that may appear sweet or innocent but actually meant to be catty or judgemental
Cancer: that they'll never tell you how they're really feeling and instead take all their emotions out on themselves. they'll seclude themselves into a bubble of negativity and mixed emotions and never let you in, often resulting in them appearing moody or even unnecessarily angry at times
Leo: one word: pride. they're pride may cause them to be stubborn, unnecessarily defensive, and domineering. they are extremely protective of their ego and will do absolutely ANYTHING to defend it. In the moments where they ego is challenged they may say hurtful things they don't mean and may forget them later
Virgo: how they are very critical of themselves and others. they are also very sharp tongued, quick, and calculative so if you get into an argument with them, they will always know where to hit you and how hard
Libra: how they're passive aggressive af. they will 'try' hard to hide they're feelings but they come off very transparent and moody at times. they can also change their personality to fit whoever they're with which is can be oddly comforting at times but also very confusing.
Scorpio: how controlling and aggressive they can be.. they're very slow to forget and slow to forgive. they are extremely intuitive and have the ability to size up anyone or any situation in a matter of seconds. they are very unpredictable and may appear silent while experiencing varying intense emotions of anger, despair, or sadness.
Sagittarius: their mouths!! they have no filter..you never know what they are gonna say to you next. their honesty and bluntness can be seen as either a blessing or a curse. they're prone to exaggerating and boasting due to their love for power and status
Capricorn: their pOKer FACE.. they make you wonder if they actually have emotions with how focused and calculative they can be. they have a natural sense to boss people around in the most affective matter..they can inadvertently end up belittling you when talking about their goals and motivations
Aquarius: they can effortlessly make you feel small with their high level of intellect. they require a lot of space and freedom to do what they like and may appear aloof at times
Pisces: that they care...a little bit too much..they can often let their emotions get the best of them and then turn into someone or something they're not. very unpredictable people who at times may appear act childish and innocent while they really have the ability to tear you into pieces
This is a weird trilogy