DA Romances as Told by Marriage Tweets
[Wedding]
Priest: They’ve written their vows.
HoF: *recites beautiful vows*
Alistair: *takes out notecard* I love you and cheese the same amount.
Zevran: My partner messaged me to say they’re excited to have barbecue ribs with me tonight, so I made sure to compliment their sexting skills.
Child: *crying because it isn’t her turn with the tiara*
Morrigan: ‘Tis important to share, girl.
HoF: You’re 35. Give her the tiara.
Leliana: I’m secretly investigating how many decorative pillows I can put around the house until my wife loses her shit. Current count: 23.
Hawke: *whispers into phone* Is it ok if I bring my weird roomate?
Anders: *from behind* STOP CALLING ME THAT!
Hawke: I’m glad I got married. Everyone deserves a sidekick!
Isabela: Good point, Robin.
Hawke: We need milk, eggs, and bread. Write it down.
Merril: No need. I’ll remember!
Hawke: [one hour later] What’d you get?
Hawke: Until I got married, I didn’t know it was possible to chew gum arrogantly.
Fenris: We got invited to two parties this weekend.
Hawke: Wow. We finally have friends.
Fenris: We’re skipping both, right?
Inquisitor: I’m still waiting for my husband to apologize for what he did in my dream last night.
Sera: *pulls back curtain while wife is in shower* Are we - stop screaming, its just me - Are we out of Cheetos?
Cullen: [Leaving for work] *gives wife quick kiss* *spends 10 minutes saying bye to the dog*
Bull: You gonna drink that entire bottle of wine?
Inquisitor: You didn’t marry no quitter
Dorian: You should. I’m a goddamn miracle.
Cassandra: *watches Inquisitor sleep* I just love him so much. He’s my everyth-
Cassandra: I CAN’T LIVE LIKE THIS.
Josephine: *Runs back into house which is on fire*
Inquisitor: What are you doing?!
Josephine: I just wanted to straighten up a little before the firemen get here.
Inquisitor: My husband won’t let me pick up wood at Home Depot because he doesn’t want it scratched or bent, but I can take care of his children daily.
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