im long lost

23. he/they. lord huron, bob’s burgers and dave malloy hyperfixator. bonkers.

[i-aintlonely]

tumblr friends i have come with a request

i’m a daycare teacher, and in order to stay a teacher, i need to renew my cpr certification. the only thing is, it costs $120, which i don’t have.

i’m opening jewelry and crochet commissions, as well as selling photography prints. i’m keeping everything as cheap as i can, i’m only a few commissions worth to afford the class and certificate, but any and all support is greatly appreciated.

prices:

jewelry: starts at $5, $20 at the most, plus shipping

crochet: starts at $10, plus shipping. i can’t make any garments or pieces of clothing as i am using yarn i have on hand, but i can make toys/dolls and small pouches. the bigger/more involved the project, the more it’ll probably cost

prints: i’ve never sold prints before, so i’m still figuring this out. i’m thinking $5 for smaller sizes (6”x4” or smaller) and $10 for 8”x12”.

i know times are hard for everyone, but if anyone has anything to spare, please dm me or leave a reply and i’ll dm you! thank you!

examples of my work are below the cut!

[maidslime]

mom's minion memes for real justice

i posted these originally like 9 or 10 years ago or something but I can't find them anywhere, so now you get retortured.

[anxious-and-in-pain]

it’s okay to do things that make your symptoms worse (as long as you’ll stay safe)

every once in a while you need to eat something yummy. or go on a walk. or a trip to the zoo. take a hot shower. cry your eyes out. dance. listen to music. draw for way to long. write. laugh. sit in a cafe with a friend. paint your nails. dye your hair. go on a run. pet a cat

sometimes you need to do things that are cathartic or make yourself feel alive. sometimes you need the reminder of why you’re fighting so hard to stay alive

this is your reminder that just because it makes your symptoms worse, it isn’t always the wrong thing to do. there can be value in these actions

[lifewithchronicpain]

If you think about it too, abled people do it all the time. Deciding to drink to excess at a party knowing they'll have a hangover. Going to a theme park knowing walking all day is going to hurt their feet by the end. We have the right to make those same decisions.

[ghostly-light]

This is called Dignity of Risk, and it's an important concept in disability justice.

Everyone weighs their physical and mental/emotional health against one another in constantly shifting balance; inevitably, there are times when we choose to accept consequences to one for the sake of the other.

Infantilsing us by undermining our agency in the name of "protection" or "care" is yet another way that we are disabled by society.

[thatunknowncowboy]

Realised I never posted Goo-man on here! Goo-man is possibly one of my favourite Lord Huron characters. I drew this shortly after The Cosmic Selector Vol. 1 was released. I was inspired by the Goo-man Spotify background image for the song It All Comes Back.

[castformi-deactivated20241025]

dystopia au where we are all assigned one of two chosen genders at birth

[peppylilspitfuck]

Thanks to ultrasounds, the genders can be assigned before birth.  The people are so excited to conform they throw “Gender reveal parties” to make sure their offspring exist in a strict binary since before they can even form thoughts. 

[slightlykylie]

Children are color-coded according to their binary assignment. 

[darkersolstice]

One of the genders is seen as inherently inferior.

[yothobro-deactivated20200505]

This all sounds really effing creepy when you put it that way

[rooksandravens]

#BECAUSE IT IS

[fuckyeahfeminist]

And if you deviate from the assigned gender you can be disowned by your family, fired from your job, and beaten by authorities.

[rodserlingofficial]

[shamebats]

Also, if you’re assigned the “needs to be weak, little & pretty” gender they feed you less.

[queer-as-in-fuck-12]

drug addicts deserve housing, food, water, and healthcare btw

[demilypyro]

not to be political on main but i think we should probably be making things easier for people

[skydaemon]

One of the best musical theatre lyrics of all time comes from Dust & Ashes:

Bury me in Burgundy, I just don’t care.

This line has three meanings, each absolutely incredible.

1. Bury me in burgundy (the colour)

When Pierre dies, he is not asking his family to wear black at his funeral, because he does not expect them to be sad. He has just duelled his wife’s lover and he knows that neither she nor his brother-in-law will mourn him. This is a pivotal moment for Pierre as he realises he has nobody who truly loves him and commits himself to seek it out. It shapes his actions in the rest of the show while acknowledging everything he has already been through.

2. Bury me in Burgundy (the place)

Pierre despises Napoleon (as will be particularly present in Letters) and wishes desperately to participate in the war with France that Andrey (his only friend) is fighting in. Saying that he doesn’t care whether he’s buried in Burgundy (part of France) is an incredible way of explaining his utter misery and desolation. Pierre is so sick of his life that he would accept being buried in a place he despises.

3. Bury me in Burgundy (the wine)

Pierre’s very first song features the line ‘I drink too much’. He’s an alcoholic, as is heavily present during the show up to this point. It’s been implied that he drinks because of the state of his life, and this confirms that. Pierre is planning to drink himself to death, and doesn’t care who knows it.

This verse is the last before the moment where Pierre realises that actually, he does want to live. He wants to find love and be content and actually experience a life that could make him happy. This lyric shows the depths of his misery right before he turns around and decides, actually, no: God, don’t let me die while I’m like this.

[solarifle]

"we have to accept the fact that the r word is coming back" NO WE DONTTTT NO WE DONT

[maxxie-or-smth]

nothing a cigarette and a blunt and some vodka and calling my senate and researching moral ocd and destroying all of my interpersonal relationships and acting on the urges and jacking off and killing myself cant fix

[parasolyaa]

when i say i’m from ukraine, people assume i live somewhere else now. when i say i live in ukraine, they assume i’m somehow immune to war, and there’s a logical division between a ukrainian they chat with on discord and a ukrainian on the news. bitches my yaoi is written from the bomb shelter

[aletheyass]

tes THDPSSSSPS 💜

[apas-95]

wgat did u say

[emergency-broadcast-system]

raidcore

[emergency-broadcast-system]

[garbage-empress]

Once on IMDB I saw a “goof” which was that during a scene set in India(?), the light flicker was at the wrong frequency (in hertz). I wish I knew what movie it was to show you guys, I want to say it was some Marvel shit.

I always wondered how this person knew that. Was there an amazing Indian electrician who just instinctively felt the flicker rate was off? Did they go frame by frame and count the flickers per second?

[boy-and-girl-crazy123456]

I wanna say that was Tenet?

[hazelsmazecave]

It was The Bourne Supremacy @garbage-empress​

[garbage-empress]

holy fuck

[neko-mancy]

[mountainsboyhowdy]

*punching propane tank in a video game*

“no way! I fill these for a living.”

[chaotic-archaeologist]

I will always be in love with highly specialized incredibly niche knowledge. Humans are beautiful

[i-aintlonely]

tumblr friends i have come with a request

i’m a daycare teacher, and in order to stay a teacher, i need to renew my cpr certification. the only thing is, it costs $120, which i don’t have.

i’m opening jewelry and crochet commissions, as well as selling photography prints. i’m keeping everything as cheap as i can, i’m only a few commissions worth to afford the class and certificate, but any and all support is greatly appreciated.

prices:

jewelry: starts at $5, $20 at the most, plus shipping

crochet: starts at $10, plus shipping. i can’t make any garments or pieces of clothing as i am using yarn i have on hand, but i can make toys/dolls and small pouches. the bigger/more involved the project, the more it’ll probably cost

prints: i’ve never sold prints before, so i’m still figuring this out. i’m thinking $5 for smaller sizes (6”x4” or smaller) and $10 for 8”x12”.

i know times are hard for everyone, but if anyone has anything to spare, please dm me or leave a reply and i’ll dm you! thank you!

examples of my work are below the cut!

[hyenaswine]

i think people are starting to confuse class analysis with bioessentialism. like... no not all men do this, but Men as a constructed social class do do this. that's still okay to say. that is regular material analysis of the world around us.

[kabber]

[controlaltyeet]

@hauntingskiss

[angry-eevee]

when people defend the “Cis white guy is default” thing like “He’s meant to be an everyman we can all relate to and project on!” kindly remind them the largest ethnic group in the WORLD is Han Chinese and the highest gender percentage fluctuates so if you want an ACTUAL  “default” you want a 40 year old chinese person whose gender changes from year to year.  

[galren]

#give us the middle-aged gender fluid Chinese protagonist that we can all relate to and project on (via @mr-and-mr-pavus)

[computationalcalculator]