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"That candelabra did not just find its way up your asshole."

-My mother, on the sexual deviance of others

My brand is good storytelling. I really want [my company] Hillman Grad Productions to be associated with great stories, interesting characters; things that are three-dimensional and feel honest.

sharapwna

im celine dion laying down at an edm concert and raising my fists

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My heart will go OFF

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WHAT A YEAR

sieunies

google just made me so emo

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oh my god I can’t stop crying

beingbreannaleigh

From a strictly marketing standpoint. This is the best ad of all time. Like…well fucking done Google.

worldwariotwo

I’m not crying you’re crying

tyleroakley

so ready for 2018. let’s do this.

baby want SNACK

do u ever remember all the horrible offensve things u said when u were like 15 and u literally feel ur soul detach and turn 2 dust

icbiwf

your fave is problematic: yourself

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Basically, yeah. That’s kind of the point – you always have to look back on yourself and be mortified and resolve to be better. Shit, the stuff I said just five YEARS ago (and I’m almost 33) makes me cringe like a motherfucker. Burn in mortification. Rise from the ashes and be better. Lather, rinse, repeat for the rest of your life.