#whymomwhy

[jacksdreams]

Lmao during this quarantine my mom is now super addicted to whatsapp and she won't stop reading those forward msgs and poems and shit about coronavirus

[missplaguedoc]

I'm watching The Hobbit 3 with my mother...

And in the scene where Bard and his son fall in the water, she says: don't forget to put the beans in water.

Me: you remembered that because they fell???

[weirdlyopinionatedwaffle]

#parentsbelike

Mom: you got an 89 on your bio quiz, I’m gonna need u to study more ok

Me: ok

10 minutes later

Mom: ok so we’re all going to the beach

Me: I actually need to take a shower and do my weekend homework

Mom: . . .

Me: so I’m gonna have to stay home-

Mom, w/ the flames of hell in her eyes: oh hERE WE GO ANOTHER EXCUSE TO SKIP OUT ON THE FAMILY

Me: but you just said-

Mom: THERES NO WAY YOU ACTUALLY HAVE WORK TO DO, WHAT ARE U EVEN STUDYING FOR

Me: the thing you toLD ME-

Mom: STOP TALKING BACK I DONT WANT TO HEAR IT

[sparkletaint]

"That candelabra did not just find its way up your asshole."

-My mother, on the sexual deviance of others

[allgrayink-blog]

acne 4/7 ugh this was such an uncomfortable conversation i still cringe inside when i think about it. 

[elphyxo]

The look of betrayal. #whymomwhy #puppymomlife

[sweetmarias]

Some dogs came in costume today. Not that they felt too great about it. #dumbledore #mitchelthedog #magiciseverywhere #whymomwhy #halloween (at Sweet Maria's Coffee)

[jones-a-million]

We're in the middle of a hurricane and my mom thinks the most important thing for me to do is clean my room.