totally not two people in a trench coat

"Tim's dressed like a fucking hobo while Bernard is on his arm dressed like the finest peace of arm candy known to man."

[sparkling-bear]

This blog used to be TIMKON-FUTURE-SON THEN ASK-MARIGRAYSON-N-NICODRAKE.

The following intro post was made with the help of the oracle system:

Universe: "bersteph one person au", earth 4513654

Name: Bernard/Stephanie/Valentine Brown

Vigilante: Spoiler (formally Robin, formally Batgirl)

Age: 17-22

Birthday: August 11th

Family: ("sperm donor":) Arthur brown, ("birth giver":) Elizabeth Dowd, ("mom":) Crystal Brown, ("little Sib from another crib":) Samantha Brown, ("fucking bitch ass homophobic Brother":): Thomas Dowd.

Gender: Genderfluid, intersex

Sexuality: Bisexual (male lean), and Polyamorous.

Other: Student at some community college. Does cooking. Also works minimum wage..

Other important details:

Tim does not know they aren't two people.

They wear the same 3 year old sneakers all the time - seriously, how does Tim not know?

Neither Stephanie nor Bernard are their birth name. They have never consistently gone by their birth name. When they were a baby Arthur just called them "the baby" he still does this. It's incredibly annoying.

Wears the same clothes between names just wears them differently.

Whatever cannon Bernard doesn't account for Steph lore fills in.

When Steph died (she actually died in all my Steph blogs) Bernard also disappeared under mysterious circumstances (that's when Bernard + tim stopped talking (similar to cannon) then they raised from the dead n shit.

Stephanie didn't cheat on Tim in this au (and didn't get pregnant due to 1, not being able to, 2, virgin) Tim left Steph for Bernard. This has resulted in bersteph constantly being really possessive of Tim.

Tags

If you have the potential to be triggered by ed and don't already have the trigger warning tag blocked please block the tag bersteph trauma poll.

#bersteph originals

#berstephs unhinged ass theory's

#bersteph asks

#bersteph answers

#bersteph reblogs

#thats freak shit - temporary minor freak shit

@vickivalegothamgazette I recycled an old blog for this 😝

The Haram:

@timothydwayne719 @that-0ne-red-bird @tim-drake-offical @not-the-restaurant @i-miss-my-spleen

[lukadeedoodah]

Happy pride from the karaoke booth! (they have not been doing any singing)

[sparkling-bear]

//

Bernard Dowd definitely says "crikey".

Yk like that one scene in toh where luz kisses amity?

[bwayne-official]

Happy Pride Month!

I hope for everyone a safe and joyful Pride.

[stephcantcook]

[ithinkimaclonenow]

[sparkling-bear]

Real as shit.

[ithinkimaclonenow]

Glad someone gets me

[sparkling-bear]

It do be like that sometimes frfr

[ithinkimaclonenow]

[sparkling-bear]

Real as shit.

[sparkling-bear]

Only 2 people are allowed in Alfreds kitchen: Me, Jason and Stephanie for some reason.

[i-miss-my-spleen]

One...two...Wait that's three people?

[sparkling-bear]

Definitely...

[i-miss-my-spleen]

So why'd you say two-? That doesn't make sense-

[sparkling-bear]

No I didn't...

[sparkling-bear]

Only 2 people are allowed in Alfreds kitchen: Me, Jason and Stephanie for some reason.

[i-miss-my-spleen]

One...two...Wait that's three people?

[sparkling-bear]

Definitely...

[gothamgirl-circe]

[stephcantcook]

Estrogen could fix Tim.

[timothydwayne719]

true

[i-miss-my-spleen]

It probably would but I'm not gonna unpack what that means for me or my gender right now 👍🏼

[genderblindbag-tim]

*he says, rebloging a Genderfluid version of himself and being rebloged by a transfem/Bigender version of himself*

[i-miss-my-spleen]

In my defence! Uh. I have no defence.

[genderblindbag-tim]

[i-miss-my-spleen]

NUH-UH!

[genderblindbag-tim]

I got boobs recently. They're better than therapy trust.

[i-miss-my-spleen]

....Boobs do sound nice. UH I MEAN UH CONGRATS 👍🏼

[sparkling-bear]

Babe, I think we need to talk about your gender

[i-miss-my-spleen]

Do we though?

[sparkling-bear]

Yes 💜

[i-miss-my-spleen]

Okay, or, hear me out, we ignore it and I'm a guy trust for sure?

[sparkling-bear]

No ❤️

I am bisexual tim

[i-miss-my-spleen]

No, I'm bisexual Tim, you're bisexual Bernard! Get it? Haha! New subject-

[sparkling-bear]

[i-miss-my-spleen]

This is bullying-

[sparkling-bear]

Is it really though.

If it helps I think you would be a hot woman.

[i-miss-my-spleen]

I do look pretty good in a dress...ER I MEAN I DUNNO IF I DO BUT I THINK I WOULD.

[sparkling-bear]

😐

[i-miss-my-spleen]

🙂:)🙃(:🙂

[sparkling-bear]

[stephcantcook]

Estrogen could fix Tim.

[timothydwayne719]

true

[i-miss-my-spleen]

It probably would but I'm not gonna unpack what that means for me or my gender right now 👍🏼

[genderblindbag-tim]

*he says, rebloging a Genderfluid version of himself and being rebloged by a transfem/Bigender version of himself*

[i-miss-my-spleen]

In my defence! Uh. I have no defence.

[genderblindbag-tim]

[i-miss-my-spleen]

NUH-UH!

[genderblindbag-tim]

I got boobs recently. They're better than therapy trust.

[i-miss-my-spleen]

....Boobs do sound nice. UH I MEAN UH CONGRATS 👍🏼

[sparkling-bear]

Babe, I think we need to talk about your gender

[i-miss-my-spleen]

Do we though?

[sparkling-bear]

Yes 💜

[i-miss-my-spleen]

Okay, or, hear me out, we ignore it and I'm a guy trust for sure?

[sparkling-bear]

No ❤️

I am bisexual tim

[i-miss-my-spleen]

No, I'm bisexual Tim, you're bisexual Bernard! Get it? Haha! New subject-

[sparkling-bear]

[i-miss-my-spleen]

This is bullying-

[sparkling-bear]

Is it really though.

If it helps I think you would be a hot woman.

[i-miss-my-spleen]

I do look pretty good in a dress...ER I MEAN I DUNNO IF I DO BUT I THINK I WOULD.

[sparkling-bear]

😐

[stephcantcook]

Estrogen could fix Tim.

[timothydwayne719]

true

[i-miss-my-spleen]

It probably would but I'm not gonna unpack what that means for me or my gender right now 👍🏼

[genderblindbag-tim]

*he says, rebloging a Genderfluid version of himself and being rebloged by a transfem/Bigender version of himself*

[i-miss-my-spleen]

In my defence! Uh. I have no defence.

[genderblindbag-tim]

[i-miss-my-spleen]

NUH-UH!

[genderblindbag-tim]

I got boobs recently. They're better than therapy trust.

[i-miss-my-spleen]

....Boobs do sound nice. UH I MEAN UH CONGRATS 👍🏼

[sparkling-bear]

Babe, I think we need to talk about your gender

[i-miss-my-spleen]

Do we though?

[sparkling-bear]

Yes 💜

[i-miss-my-spleen]

Okay, or, hear me out, we ignore it and I'm a guy trust for sure?

[sparkling-bear]

No ❤️

I am bisexual tim

[i-miss-my-spleen]

No, I'm bisexual Tim, you're bisexual Bernard! Get it? Haha! New subject-

[sparkling-bear]

[i-miss-my-spleen]

This is bullying-

[sparkling-bear]

Is it really though.

If it helps I think you would be a hot woman.

[stephcantcook]

Estrogen could fix Tim.

[timothydwayne719]

true

[i-miss-my-spleen]

It probably would but I'm not gonna unpack what that means for me or my gender right now 👍🏼

[genderblindbag-tim]

*he says, rebloging a Genderfluid version of himself and being rebloged by a transfem/Bigender version of himself*

[i-miss-my-spleen]

In my defence! Uh. I have no defence.

[genderblindbag-tim]

[i-miss-my-spleen]

NUH-UH!

[genderblindbag-tim]

I got boobs recently. They're better than therapy trust.

[i-miss-my-spleen]

....Boobs do sound nice. UH I MEAN UH CONGRATS 👍🏼

[sparkling-bear]

Babe, I think we need to talk about your gender

[i-miss-my-spleen]

Do we though?

[sparkling-bear]

Yes 💜

[i-miss-my-spleen]

Okay, or, hear me out, we ignore it and I'm a guy trust for sure?

[sparkling-bear]

No ❤️

I am bisexual tim

[i-miss-my-spleen]

No, I'm bisexual Tim, you're bisexual Bernard! Get it? Haha! New subject-

[sparkling-bear]

[stephcantcook]

Estrogen could fix Tim.

[timothydwayne719]

true

[i-miss-my-spleen]

It probably would but I'm not gonna unpack what that means for me or my gender right now 👍🏼

[genderblindbag-tim]

*he says, rebloging a Genderfluid version of himself and being rebloged by a transfem/Bigender version of himself*

[i-miss-my-spleen]

In my defence! Uh. I have no defence.

[genderblindbag-tim]

[i-miss-my-spleen]

NUH-UH!

[genderblindbag-tim]

I got boobs recently. They're better than therapy trust.

[i-miss-my-spleen]

....Boobs do sound nice. UH I MEAN UH CONGRATS 👍🏼

[sparkling-bear]

Babe, I think we need to talk about your gender

[i-miss-my-spleen]

Do we though?

[sparkling-bear]

Yes 💜

[i-miss-my-spleen]

Okay, or, hear me out, we ignore it and I'm a guy trust for sure?

[sparkling-bear]

No ❤️

I am bisexual tim

[stephcantcook]

Estrogen could fix Tim.

[timothydwayne719]

true

[i-miss-my-spleen]

It probably would but I'm not gonna unpack what that means for me or my gender right now 👍🏼

[genderblindbag-tim]

*he says, rebloging a Genderfluid version of himself and being rebloged by a transfem/Bigender version of himself*

[i-miss-my-spleen]

In my defence! Uh. I have no defence.

[genderblindbag-tim]

[i-miss-my-spleen]

NUH-UH!

[genderblindbag-tim]

I got boobs recently. They're better than therapy trust.

[i-miss-my-spleen]

....Boobs do sound nice. UH I MEAN UH CONGRATS 👍🏼

[sparkling-bear]

Babe, I think we need to talk about your gender

[i-miss-my-spleen]

Do we though?

[sparkling-bear]

Yes 💜

[stephcantcook]

Estrogen could fix Tim.

[timothydwayne719]

true

[i-miss-my-spleen]

It probably would but I'm not gonna unpack what that means for me or my gender right now 👍🏼

[genderblindbag-tim]

*he says, rebloging a Genderfluid version of himself and being rebloged by a transfem/Bigender version of himself*

[i-miss-my-spleen]

In my defence! Uh. I have no defence.

[genderblindbag-tim]

[i-miss-my-spleen]

NUH-UH!

[genderblindbag-tim]

I got boobs recently. They're better than therapy trust.

[i-miss-my-spleen]

....Boobs do sound nice. UH I MEAN UH CONGRATS 👍🏼

[sparkling-bear]

Babe, I think we need to talk about your gender