Robotic Stepford Wife Bitch

Felix, 24, Berlin

[yermemeblog]

That one friend who takes sneezing to a whole new level.

[medusolo]

[kiwipops]

If this isn’t me….

[parkore]

[marcitlali]

imagine being the first amish bitch in your village to like get your body done like ass shots titties done and like beat face contoured… and then you walked into like the saloon or whatever amish people have and everyone dropped their irish fiddles and was shookedt? like everyone churning butter was just in shock and you walked across the artisanal wood floors in your wantmylook.com thigh high lace up heeled boots like your life depended on it… yes god

[thrussy]

Mariah carey every year around christmas time

[marcitlali]

every nasty ass mf @ subways

yeah let me Get uhh italian breast milk butter bussy footling with hella mustard eggs and pickles and toast it. and drizzle vinegars and applesauce.now when you get ya spoon tweet spoon. yeah i want olives on it but put them in your pussy first .. yeah daddy likes that… and light mayo. thanks

[guava-jarritos]

In High School Musical 2 Sharpay very clearly states that they have “…Iced tea imported from England, life guards imported from Spain, towels imported from Turkey, and turkey imported from Maine.” In order to import an item, it must come from another country. The series is set in Albequerque, New Mexico, and as New Mexico and Maine are both part of the United States Of America, they cannot have their turkey imported from Maine. As most of the characters are white, and all speak English, this clearly indicates that High School Musical takes place in an alternate universe where a second Civil War has split the nation and New Mexico is no longer part of the Union, based on the fact that we never see the characters celebrate the Fourth of July. In this essay I will

[sohotthateveryonedied]

This took such an unexpected turn I got whiplash

[caprisunsport-deactivated202010]

ah! so you’re the grimey little pimp who i hired to bathe me in wet kinetic sand, are you?

[pixelatedfrog-deactivated202009]

this is literally a morrowind npc

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[louisfondlins0n]

not katya eating a fake macaroon

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[thirstywhitedad]

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Anybody else can hear this gif?

[m4a1-shermayne]

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@hell-diver

[weonsinnombre]

[charmstat]

how’s everybody doing

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[plaguegirll]

me standing in the vegetable aisle of my local supermarket waiting for them to stop playing abba so i can leave

[dovv]

[menacevessel-deactivated2020083]

*does a gay little run to piss you off*