You've Sparked a War.

Sparkman here. DWN-023 if you're going on formalities. Fully charged, baby!! [[AMR's Sparkman, ready and reporting for duty!]]

[sparkmandwn023-blog]

Good mornin' fellow 'bots and other-

What day is it? Friday right-

[sparkmandwn023-blog]

I'd just like everyone to know how amazing it is being me okay:

Second to youngest: Older brothers can beat the shit out of me. Younger brother: Can beat the shit out of me. 

What a turn of events.

Okay, goodnight.

[sparkmandwn023-blog]

You gotta be kidding me. I’m not afraid of Flash.. He’s family, I can’t be scared of family, you don’t count, you petrify me.

Either way, just look at me, dude. I am properly maintained. I feel great, and I just fell asleep for a bit.

[hadoman]

Alright, just checkin’. Pretty sure that was the reason for Top’s aversion at any rate, though then again, he’s a stubborn little git.

…Okay, Sparks, listen. If you’re sure you’re fine, then I won’t make you go in for a checkup. But first sign of any more problems and I’m punting your butt straight into that lab, alright?

[sparkmandwn023-blog]

Can't say I don't agree with you there. Then again, we all have our imperfect traits. Some more than others.

Either way, I think that sounds quite reasonable. Thank Maker, you've seen my point of view before you kicked the shit out of me.

[sparkmandwn023-blog]

I just. Don’t like checkups. So, let’s just cut the crap and look forward…-

[hadoman]

This ain’t about bein’ afraid of Flash, is it…? Cripes, Spark, the guy’s harmless, come on. That’s no reason to not keep yourself properly maintained, not with us gettin’ as old as we are.

[sparkmandwn023-blog]

You gotta be kidding me. I'm not afraid of Flash.. He's family, I can't be scared of family, you don't count, you petrify me.

Either way, just look at me, dude. I am properly maintained. I feel great, and I just fell asleep for a bit.

[sparkmandwn023-blog]

Nothing about this is reasonable— It’s a sleep issue, dammit, it won’t kill me!

[hadoman]

If it’s nothin’ serious, then why all the fuss about not wantin’ a checkup? It ain’t gonna hurt you, Spark. Not as much as lettin’ me attempt one.

[sparkmandwn023-blog]

I just. Don't like checkups. So, let's just cut the crap and look forward...-

[sparkmandwn023-blog]

Bro, come on you wouldn’t wanna do that to me, I’m fragile—

[hadoman]

Hey, you’re the one who ain’t makin’ a choice, pal. If you don’t wanna go for a checkup, then I guess the only option left is to let me have a look at ya. Perfectly reasonable, right?

[sparkmandwn023-blog]

Nothing about this is reasonable-- It's a sleep issue, dammit, it won't kill me!

[sparkmandwn023-blog]

It's a sleep problem, not something anyone would waste their time on..-

[sparkmandwn023-blog]

takeitfromthetop replied to your post: 

See, even Cousin agrees!

Oh come on...--

[sparkmandwn023-blog]

H… How about we cut both of those options out, and forget that this conversation ever existed…-

[hadoman]

Y’know… I’m sorta leanin’ towards the latter. Ain’t got any experience with fixin’ ‘bots, but I do have experience with tearin’ ‘em apart, so… one outta two ain’t bad, right?

[sparkmandwn023-blog]

Bro, come on you wouldn't wanna do that to me, I'm fragile--

[sparkmandwn023-blog]

Sweet Asimov, Top, why you gotta be such a drama queen for. 

[takeitfromthetop]

I’M being a drama queen?! For your information, I have been feeling FANTASTIC since getting repaired.

Whatever, you can copy me all you want but we’re going to that yacht party without you!

[sparkmandwn023-blog]

I haven't even cause any drama, what in the heck-

Wait yacht party-

[sparkmandwn023-blog]

Ah shit, that's a thing..! TMI Tuesday.. Ask whatever.~

[sparkmandwn023-blog]

I'm with Top on this, you thirds seem to be completely attention starved or something lately. *eyeroll* >>>>

What is this, "Pick-On-Spark" day or something? 

[sparkmandwn023-blog]

No, no, no, please don’t bro, if you love me in the family type respect you won’t make me go for a checkup, just listen to Top, bro checkups aren’t the answer here

don’t make me get a checkup-

[hadoman]

Alright, Sparks, here, I’ll give you a choice. You can either go to Flash for a checkup… or, I’ll just pull you apart and see what’s wrong with you myself.

What’s it gonna be, buddy.

[sparkmandwn023-blog]

H... How about we cut both of those options out, and forget that this conversation ever existed...-

[sparkmandwn023-blog]

Sweet Asimov, Top, why you gotta be such a drama queen for. 

[sparkmandwn023-blog]

Okay first off, FUCK YOU! I had to go in and get repaired, so why do you get off the hook? If you're really that desperate for attention, look for other ways.

Excuse me.

I’m not looking for attention—! I just don’t.

Need.

The checkup. 

[sparkmandwn023-blog]

dwn017 replied to your post: get the fuckin checkup

I SAID, GET THE CHECKUP. i am NOT doing this twice!

I don't need it, I don't need it...! It's just sleep issue, dude.

[sparkmandwn023-blog]

get the fuckin checkup

DON'T--