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MORE chip hcs cause im deranged (he/him for regular chip, it/its for override)

the overrides tone is completely emotionless. theres zero personality in its voice whatsoever, to contrast with a kind of snarky and sarcastic chip.

chip attempts to not think or stress about his work as a manager, which usually sends him spiraling and making the override kick in anyway.

he plans out his day extensively and usually stresses about stuff not going to plan/the way he expected. routines are also a must for him and not being able to complete them pisses him off a lot.

chip pulls on the ears/flaps of his hat when hes overwhelmed. this one is just silly.

#chip revvington #chainsaw consultant #ttcc #toontown corporate clash #ttcc hcs

rottenhoney

Guess what I’m digitizing haha

#prev tags are so right though like.. i love unnerving override chip so much #i rly need to talk about him more cause i think about override chip sm

lichslayer5000

#so me

canneddolts

THESE THINGS ARE SO CUTE AAARGRGGHH

#BYE I LOVE THIS SO MUCH #gordons completely emotionless face as he unleashes the goober #its literally so silly

aita-blorbos

AITA for caring about the environment?

I (???Bigender) was recently hired by my company to work in their Offshoring & Drilling District. I would say things have been going swimmingly so far, except I can’t seem to see eye-to-eye with some of my fellow coworkers. Ugh- one of them in particular is just the worst! He works in lumber harvesting, and when I try to talk about ways he could improve his practice to be more eco-friendly (replanting seedlings, for example), he always says “egh, they’re just trees, who cares?”

I’m down emotionally because it feels like I’m drowning in a company culture that doesn’t seem to care about the environment, but recently, I’ve been wondering if it’s an issue with me. Maybe I’m too much of a stick in the mud regarding environmental issues, and I should keep my opinions to myself. AITA?

AITA?

YTA

NTA

JAH

NAH

ESH

INFO

Voting ended onAug 28, 2023

#MISTY MONSOON IS THAT YOU????

brassyasssassafrasaphone

this is the funniest shit ive ever seen in my life

alienpapacy

Johnny Appleseed: America’s Forgotten Ronin

the-bakeneko

"Cowboys were an itinerant warrior class from meiji era texas"

#TRHIS IS SO FUNNY HELP.. imagine if people moved to texas to be like “wow cowboys are so yeehaw..”#like how weebs move to japan because its “kawaii” while completely ignoring the fucked up parts of its history

minecraft

which of these do you feel most like?

idk. like a fucked-up, evil. little miserable menace of a creature.

like a bright neon tube lights but if it were a person

mannequin made out of scrap metal that moves on its own

some sort of trickster jester magician spiritual entity that wears a mask 24/7

a shiny little gem of great value just laying in a treasure pile

cat :3

dragon >:}

skeleton surrounded by a flesh automaton controlled by a parasitic creature

like castle/temple ruins but like. as a person. sort of.

sword <::::::::|=o

fae creature of the dark forgotten woods

ethereal, peaceful jellyfish-esque thing outside and beyond normal time and spac

Voting ended onAug 24, 2023

#damn. really in the minority as a shiny little gem of great value huh.

the funniest part about cosplaying on roblox is sometimes i randomly get invites from my cousins to play gymnastics simulator or something and when i join them i look dead serious like i just murdered a guy cause im dressed as chip revvington

following my cousins around and being silly while i look like this is so goofy istfg

colliholly

This has been sitting in my inbox for awhile and coming back to this after Chip won that manager popularity poll by 1% is really funny

#deadass thought he was using chip as a real chainsaw for a second lmao

cephalonheadquarters-moved-deac

little buddy is not a pet little buddy is not a pet little buddy is not a pet he is not a dog salmonids are not stupid salmonids are normal little buddy is not a pet

sparkpen

i will literally never stop screaming that THE SALMONIDS ARE AN INDIGENOUS METAPHOR!!!!!!! THEY ARE BASICALLY INDIGENOUS PEOPLE!!!!!

#their stickers and locker decor are based off of alaskan tribal art iirc!!#as someone whos indian i literally am so normal about the salmonids

calagua

Oh Jeffrey? Jeff the killer? Oh yeah he's not a teenager anymore. He's 28. Yeah he's still into the killing part just not as much. He says it lost its spark. Yeah he still says go to sleep but he'd honestly rather go sleep himself. He's pretty chill. Past the killings. He's a beloved member of the community. Yeah he's on estrogen

#good for jeff honestly