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It’s that time of year again!

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You’d think it’d be 32 because he’s got a slight weight advantage, but 856 is the underdog.

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but where’s my boy 480 Otis?

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480 Otis got out-fatted by 409 Beadnose this year.

My prediction that 856 would be 32 Chunk was wrong.

My money is on 747, the dude is a straight MONSTER

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FUCKING U N I T

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This is the only bracket anyone ever needs to care about all other brackets are cancelled.

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cute date idea

we go to an aquarium. you point out all the fish you like. i jump in the tank and attempt to fight them to win your affection

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But then you pick the shark, the god damn apex predator of the ocean. I go in there and try to fight it anyways. I fucking lose though because its a mother fucking shark and instead the shark wins your affection and you two end up getting married. That was 6 years ago and now whenever im on facebook I see how happy you are with your shark husband and shark children. I often think to myself that I never should have fought that shark but then I look and see how happy you are and realize, I wouldn’t change a thing.

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when you go back to daydreaming after having been interrupted and your brain does a previously on of your fantasy

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When you go back to daydreaming after being startled into the real world and your brain has to search through the ‘recently closed’ tabs to remember what you were daydreaming about

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ok mood

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shepard & wrex relationship development me1 > me2 > me3

one of my favorite relationships

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People are replicating the feeling of a Bethesda game IRL so well that I’m scared someone’s going to get caught clipped through the floor

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my girl

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i feel very strongly about paragon shepards tbh

i mean its essentially taking the path of lesser death right? you try to solve things without punching people to death - at least most of the time. but its still the same old very tired, very angry and very done shepard but choosing to be respectful, going out of their way to be nice to strangers in the midst of war but still taking no shit and not being afraid to shut a bitch down when needed.

it’s just the basic premise of an angry, broken little human choosing to be better to the world than the world has been to them that i find so admirable.

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I love paragon Shepards so much because like… it’s that one human who sees the darkness everywhere, they see the criminal underworld and terrorists and even the bad in bureaucracy and they basically say “I will not stand for this” and through kindness and persistence and, well, charm they make the galaxy better bit by bit

and sure they are sarcastic and sometimes snappy but they are kind to everyone they meet and the world repays that kindness, people actually start pulling together thanks to this human and not because they’re afraid but they want to repay them and basically I love paragon Shepards they are the best

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EVERYBODY PLEASE CALM YOUR MAMMARY GLANDS I’M WORKING ON IT

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Friend: I have a job, a car and I’m doing really well in school, what about you?

Me:

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everyone has that one person on facebook who got pregnant, had a kid and now believe they have wisdom beyond their years and does vegan yoga

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the person in question i know named their child novali galileo starshine and apparently has a business of making jewelry out of resin cast breastmilk..