Sometimes there are also horny lizards

Minors DNI. You will be blocked on sight. NSFW blog for me to be horny on. Check my pinned for more info. My description is a lie its probably gonna mostly be me being horny about Jon lol (Call me Sparky or Spark. Agender and aroace. It/its pronouns haver)

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MINORS DNI.

Heeeeeey. So. The demons won. I made a Horny Blog. Sorry.

This is mostly a place for me to express not sfw thoughts and feelings.

A few notes before we begin:

Wholly sfw/irrelevant inquiries should be made to my main! It's @sparky-is-spiders. If it is relevant to a post on this blog you can send it here. Aren't sure? You can ask, but it's probably ok to go here so don't worry too much. If I find it too personal or uncomfortable I may not respond.

I neither want nor need your exact age, but if I see that you’re a minor and interacting with this account it’s an insta-block from me.

I have zero idea how active I will be here. Possibly I will make five posts and then vanish forever. Possibly I will appear every two months. Possibly I will be here daily (probably not). Don't be surprised if my activity level is low, fluctuating, or nonexistent.

If you’re sending asks or messages they should be related to the stuff I post. Please don’t ask for like. Personal information. Just because this is a Horny Blog doesn’t mean I don’t have boundaries still, y’know?

Ok specifically: don’t ask me about my personal sexual history or habits or anything like that. You can ask for smutty fic recs or to elaborate on aus or tell me about your AUs, but you can’t ask in-depth personal questions.

I'm ace (aego) and transmasc! Please respect these.

I have exactly one primary kink (impregnation), a fixation on Jon, and a general fascination with pregnancy plotlines (especially unplanned. I love the fun tasty drama of it all lmao). Expect a lot of posts about getting Jon pregnant. Or filter the tag 'jon breeding program' if you want to avoid those. Not sure there'll be much else worth sticking around for tho lol. Like I said, I have one (1) kink.

That said, I’m not really interested in other tma characters being the center of the action. Like they can be there but Jon MUST be involved. Except martin. I don’t like him I don’t care about him don’t message or ask me about him. (Unless it’s to rant or complain. Or an au where Jon dumps him. That’s fine then)

You can ask me about Jon tho. Send asks. Reply. Message*. Tell me your horny Jon thoughts and aus. Especially if he gets pregnant in them.

Posts containing a specific kink will be tagged as that kink.

If reblogs are on you can assume that means you can reblog the post! Don’t worry about it too much lol.

*I probably won’t get back to you for hours. Or days. Or maybe weeks even. Sorry I am. I am slow to communicate.

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List of kinks/limits/etc. below:

Kinks to watch out for:

Noncon

Dubcon

Joncon**

Somnophilia

Drugging

Cnc

Breeding***

Rape fantasies

Lactation

Pregnancy

Omegaverse

Infidelity

Piss

Piss drinking

Selfcest

Petplay

Incest

Fauxcest

Daddy kink

Mommy kink

Ageplay

Forcefem

Forcemasc

Gore

**Joncon is the tag I use for posts that are very specifically about Jon getting graphically raped and impregnated, often by random/non-specified characters. All Joncon posts are also tagged as noncon, but not all noncon posts fall under the Joncon category.

***Most often I just tag “Jon breeding program” on breeding posts, but occasionally a post will be about my breeding kink generally rather than Jon specifically.

Limits/squicks/Do Not Like:

Scat

Vomit

Ships involving martin

Any sexual scenarios involving irl people

Not really my thing (I’m not bothered by them but they don’t really interest me either):

Characters other than Jon being pregnant (I need my special little guy to be the center of the action)

Ships/scenarios that don’t involve Jon (see above)

Maids

Dolls

Necrophilia

Vore****

****You may occasionally see posts that are vaguely adjacent to vore (mostly about how I want to hunt Jon down and maul him to death soso much <3). These are tagged “huntposting”

For that last list: I’m not really bothered by those things but I don’t really have any particular feelings about them. If you send me an ask/prompt/whatever regarding them I may not be able to say anything fun or interesting on the subject.

Ok that should be everything. List is subject to change but for now I think it’s pretty solid <3

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(gestures toward your protégé) you know that thing would fuck you if you died, right?

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Related to the previous post, biting is also a great way to express Horny.

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biting can communicate so many emotions. angry? one big bite. affectionate? lots of little bites. sad? chewing on something thoughtfully. happy? many chomps. what isn’t there to love about it

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on a completely unrelated note could the people I love move within 1-2 feet of me

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when any intimacy feels like rape

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Subs who pretend to put up a fight before they get pinned down 🤝 doms who let the subs put up a fight because it's hot watching them struggle

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I Know I’ve posted about unhappy sexually frustrated s1 Jon but it’s soooo much fun. Jon who’s snippy and irritable and Needs to be fucked, and is maybe even aware of this and is Deeply unhappy about it. Jon who doesn’t even like sex very much but whose body demands it constantly anyway. Jon who is frustrated over not just a lack of orgasms, but over the knowledge that having one could maybe actually genuinely help, except he’d have to spend all that time and effort chasing one, and really it would be so much easier if he could just manage without one. He’d even tolerate having one if all he needed to do was spontaneously induce one manually. But. Apparently. That simply isn’t an Option, much to his consternation.

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Once Jon learns about Elias' powers I think he should become extremely paranoid about not only Elias knowing about his fantasies but possibly even injecting them into his brain. It should be a constant topic of fearful consideration whenever he's getting off and also frequently when he's not until it rapidly starts tipping directly into a new, different sexual fantasy.

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I feel like most of the time I see fuck-or-die Lietners that induce a heat-like state they usually go for the desolation, and it always feels like a very uninspired choice to me. Like yes yes burning up “heats” etc. but the Desolation isn’t just “burning” it’s about the destruction of something beloved. It’s about the loss and the pain. Like yes burning and fire can be part of it but “fuck or you’ll burn up and die” with no depth just isn’t very Desolation imo.

Flesh is the most immediate choice I think. The idea of a body that’s uncaring of your own desires, that could force you into sex you desperately don’t want and would never consent to in any other circumstances. Maybe it’s the forced impregnation fetishist in me, but the idea of a body that can betray you, can make you crave sex, can, by it’s nature, force you into a terrible, violating situation you didn’t really get to say no to, is so viscerally terrifying. There’s some Web to it too I think; the idea of being trapped in a physical form that you ultimately have far less control over than you think or would want. It’s truly an excellent combination that can lead to some incredibly hot dub/noncon sex. I guess you could throw some Desolation in there too if you’d like: the erosion of that sense of control, or even of a facet of your identity, it could be a kind of loss I suppose. I mean, at the end of the day, these things really don’t need to be placed into singular categories. I think it’s okay and even interesting if an artifact straddles those human-made boundaries. If the fear it induces can’t be neatly sorted, or if it even changes between people. And it’d be hypocritical of me to judge anyone for being more interested in making sex happen than canon compliance, but at the same time there’s something extremely hot and sexy and interesting here to be had.

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I feel like most of the time I see fuck-or-die Lietners that induce a heat-like state they usually go for the desolation, and it always feels like a very uninspired choice to me. Like yes yes burning up “heats” etc. but the Desolation isn’t just “burning” it’s about the destruction of something beloved. It’s about the loss and the pain. Like yes burning and fire can be part of it but “fuck or you’ll burn up and die” with no depth just isn’t very Desolation imo.

Flesh is the most immediate choice I think. The idea of a body that’s uncaring of your own desires, that could force you into sex you desperately don’t want and would never consent to in any other circumstances. Maybe it’s the forced impregnation fetishist in me, but the idea of a body that can betray you, can make you crave sex, can, by it’s nature, force you into a terrible, violating situation you didn’t really get to say no to, is so viscerally terrifying. There’s some Web to it too I think; the idea of being trapped in a physical form that you ultimately have far less control over than you think or would want. It’s truly an excellent combination that can lead to some incredibly hot dub/noncon sex. I guess you could throw some Desolation in there too if you’d like: the erosion of that sense of control, or even of a facet of your identity, it could be a kind of loss I suppose. I mean, at the end of the day, these things really don’t need to be placed into singular categories. I think it’s okay and even interesting if an artifact straddles those human-made boundaries. If the fear it induces can’t be neatly sorted, or if it even changes between people. And it’d be hypocritical of me to judge anyone for being more interested in making sex happen than canon compliance, but at the same time there’s something extremely hot and sexy and interesting here to be had.

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Do you think you can replace "having dinner" with writing porn?

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Lets all think about young college freshman Jon who is stressed and alone and struggling under the weight of dysphoria developing an enormous crush on their new therapist Elias who is so very understanding, so fascinating, (so paternal…). Lets all think about Elias taking ruthless advantage of his much younger patient <3

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I think Jon should spy on his father having sex with someone else and I think it should influence every sexual encounter he engages in afterwards. I think he should be generally uninterested in having sex personally Unless he gets to roleplay as either his father or the stranger his father was fucking while Jon watched from the closet.

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I’ve said before that Jon should steal one of his father’s dildos (I imagine Elias doesn’t have too many, he’s a busy man with more important concerns, but sometimes it’s nice to indulge). And he should use it on himself first, I think, trying to imagine what it would feel like for Elias, how he uses it, what he likes about it, what particular angles feel best for him, what he thinks about when masturbating with it. But now I have Also concluded that he should fuck Elias with it. That he should beg prettily for the privilege of fucking his father and then fuck him with the dildo he stole. And he should use the opportunity as a way to study his father, to treat him a little like a research subject, and the scrutiny should make Elias cum harder and better than whatever physical pleasure his son’s clumsy first attempts cause.

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I. May have started writing a fic for this. Lmao.

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I’ve said before that Jon should steal one of his father’s dildos (I imagine Elias doesn’t have too many, he’s a busy man with more important concerns, but sometimes it’s nice to indulge). And he should use it on himself first, I think, trying to imagine what it would feel like for Elias, how he uses it, what he likes about it, what particular angles feel best for him, what he thinks about when masturbating with it. But now I have Also concluded that he should fuck Elias with it. That he should beg prettily for the privilege of fucking his father and then fuck him with the dildo he stole. And he should use the opportunity as a way to study his father, to treat him a little like a research subject, and the scrutiny should make Elias cum harder and better than whatever physical pleasure his son’s clumsy first attempts cause.

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Thinking about Jonah forcibly masculinizing Elias in preparation for his eventual occupation of Elias’ body.

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Jon’s father should pass him around at institute galas to be used.

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Elias hosting institute events and allowing certain donors access to his son. Elias keeping Jon on a leash and letting dozens of people thrust their cocks inside of his holes, or force his mouth against their cunts. Jon being bent over a table and mounted while Elias talks casually with some donor about the budget changes for artifact storage, the handle of Jon’s leash kept casually around his wrist.

Important to the scenario is that Jon technically consents. He’s reluctant to, he doesn’t especially enjoy sex to begin with, and especially not with so many strangers, without any privacy, while being treated as little more than a somewhat novel sex toy, but it’s what his father wants. He doest’t want to disappoint him, does he?

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Jon who has a fetish for being objectified and dominated and also for being watched, and who wants to be good for his father, and who feels good when he successfully pleasures others, feels good and useful and maybe even wanted, a little, but who feels anxious every time, unsure of he really actually does want this no matter how physically pleasurable, how gratifying it is. And worst of all, who feels as if his own father doesn’t want him, maybe even doesn’t really care about him.

He watches Jon be fucked, over and over again. Keeps hold of Jon’s leash from start to finish; personally latches the collar around his throat. He can’t possibly have any personal qualms about fucking his own son. And yet clearly he just can’t be bothered to. And Jon knows it should be a relief, that he shouldn’t even think about wanting his father’s cock, but he can’t help himself. Can’t help but want Elias to want him, to like him, to desire him. So desperate for his father’s attention and affection and praise, for the opportunity to pleasure him, that his father’s continued disinterest in fucking him only serves to make him feel lonely and unwanted, which makes the constant stream of strangers who are more than happy to use him almost a comfort, in a way.