Waste Of Protons

I’m a waste of space | 1997 | bigender useless bastard any pronouns idgaf

[wasteofprotons]

if you’ve found this intentionally whatever you encounter further on is your own liability. if you shouldn’t or don’t want to look at horny dragonposting then you should turn around. If you do then welcome to my den :3c

I am very cool and smart and hot but also this is the brain bin of someone who sees themself as a semi divine being. this is no hallowed ground but the dustbin for my hopes, dreams, interests and frog pictures.

Other more “fun” facts about me:

- otherkin (dragon/angelkin. but they’re the same thing. seraph! which also means shapeshifter…)

- my gender is all sorts of weird cause I’m not a human up there. if you want a full breakdown read this . tl;dr: 4d being is more like a snail than a human gender wise.

- as a human I present as femme as my ideal body type of giant flying reptile is not in the cards :(

- I can vampire bite a soda can and drink it in real life. I have fangs. And a very strong bite force.

- if by some weird circumstance you’re into freaky dragons and don’t want to run away immediately. There is always a chance even though I have an owner 👀 (yes they are okay with this). My DMs are open for cute dragons :3

[enameledcoppergirl]

There’s an egg-shaped void in your lower abdomen and helpful girls around you are vying to help solve that

[wasteofprotons]

the urge to take over a room and stuff it with trinkets and objects and elixirs and in the corner have a big piles of cozy material to rest on so I can hiss at anyone who dares to enter my domain

[arwenkenobi48]

*climbs into my nest, walks around in a little circle and curls up with my head on my claws*

[wasteofprotons]

it should be criminal that dragons have to work. They should be resting upon untold riches brought to them by adoring masses, but no, humanity invented something called capitalism instead

[enameledcoppergirl]

Never despair: You could always be lathering up her supple ventral scales in the bath

[herpsandbirds]

American Toad (Anaxyrus americanus), male calling, family Bufonidae, Manitoba, Canada

Very proud, very powerful.

Hear the call here.

photograph by Owen Edwards

[mc-260627]

you ever lie awake at night consumed by frenzied bloodlust for pasta.

[stickyfrogs]

Beverley and Trevor have had a Lovely Bath and they have both changed into their Magnificent Patterned Pyjamas!

[geologyin-blog]

Unbelievable rough opal

Photo: @marukkodqx

[comfybutter]

yuriseeking behavior

[wasteofprotons]

would you accept and play a few rounds of commander with them? they’ll even make you dinner AND dessert

[hemipenal-system]

to be honest it does get a bit hard to see dragons as inherently majestic when you’ve watched them eagerly roll over and present their ventral scales to beg for scritches and become laser-focused on catching and eating an insect a million times smaller than them

[mc-260627]

Happy pride month to the fat gay and transgender dragon women who live in my computer.

[imjunebitch]

"can mutuals dm" "can mutuals ask for your discord" girl, mutuals have an implied invitation to my wedding

[wasteofprotons]

Drew myself a new profile picture :3 goodbye business frog….

[wasteofprotons]

ⓘ Dragons are Hot.