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kod-lyoko

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smoqueen-deactivated20251108

prosecutor: im assuming bobs burgers, is, ahem, excuse me, a “reddit show?”

me: that is also correct

smoqueen-deactivated20251108

if it was nonsense how did you perfectly understand it and get exactly as mad at it as i would expect you to

pog-mo-bhlog

So many "I was born too late" takes are actually "I was born poor" like I'm sure you WOULD have loved whatever historical quirk you're talking about, but sadly you would not have been allowed to do that. You would have died in a coal mine aged 13.

pjackk

Hello,

Please feel free to include me in your banquet/feast.

Lets stay in touch about this suject.

P. Jack

grossvampire

laughed myself sick last nioght imaging lotr gollum having a blog where he just talks normally while also signing all his posts in beautiful cursive for some reason. like this:

slunch

eebie

damn daniel full of grace

papayajuan2019

one day, i hope to be moved from your downloads folder into somewhere more deliberate

worstgirleva

Male socialization is such an evil rhetoric. Yeah I guess not transitioning at the age of 5 is my fault and I'm evil for it. Yeah I guess not having the childhood I wish I did means I'm a danger and I should perpetually apologize for it

worstgirleva

I really dislike it when people try to argue about how actually everyone internalizes patriarchal views from growing up in the patriarchy because it misses the point of male socialization which is to misgender trans women while having plausible deniability

Like, trans women know that refusing to fulfil our role as caretakers and providers is a free ticket to misgendering town. Didn't wash the dishes? Well that is your maleness coming out, If you want your womanhood to be acknowledged you have to serve.

But also you can't point out that you are fulfilling the role of a woman, "i cleaned the dishes, aren't I such a good woman?" Is another free ticket to misgendering town and they will argue that associating housekeeping to womanhood is also proof of your maleness

You have to serve if you want respect and you can't voice out your desire to be respected. You must meekly stand there and wait to be given respect

charseraph

Guys before you offer the “sleep on your left side” advice, consider: I know.

charseraph

thetetra

I was talking to a friend and they developed a really nasty something or another that gave them a horribly restrictive diet. So I started suggesting something and I watched their whole demeanor change. Then They heard I was suggesting that we go get some orphans and sacrifice them to a necromancer and they perked right back up.

This was the conversation where I learned that people assume that disabled people don't go to doctors nor try anything to help their condition. which still confuses me.

rythms-of-synthax-deactivated20

Quote of the day

baffledtreesquid

I’m seeing a lot of people saying this post changed their brain chemistry, and as a neuroscientist I wanted to say yes!!! Yes it does!

Wanting something requires dopamine signaling, but liking something doesn’t.

If you have a mental illness/disorder that affects dopamine, you might feel that you don’t want to do the things that you like. You do still like them. You will appreciate having done them.

Let your likes guide you.

(If you want to read more, here’s one experimental paper about it. https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC5171207/ This theory called the incentive-sensitization theory was originally created to explain behaviors in addiction but can be applied elsewhere as well)

Rewards are both ‘liked’ and ‘wanted’, and those two words seem almost interchangeable. However, the brain circuitry that mediates the psych

gayfrasier

i love the phrase "which could mean nothing" i think its my favorite thing to come out of the internet ever i love saying it. it could mean nothing but we all know better. we know the truth.

secunitscompromisedbrain

excuse me, no I wasn't???

beguilingcorpse

congratulations to today’s lucky 10000

byjove

I can’t remember if I told you guys this but my grandpa paid a guy to put up a rock retaining wall in the backyard when my grandparents moved into their house in 1966. They live at the bottom of a mountain. The wall finally collapsed this year and my grandfather with dementia was PISSED OFFFFFF and he wanted so badly to call the guy who did it and chew him out for doing a bad job. My grandma is trying to explain that the wall lasted 60 years and the guy who did the work is probably dead and it TURNS OUT HE IS STILL ALIVE. Now we’re worried grandpa is going to get through to him (small town) and we’re going to see two 85 year old men come to blows over a rock wall that has been there since the mid-60s. My grandpa is a scrapper, he’s been to jail over a bar fight, the possibility that he WOULD fight this guy is high.

To top it off? The stone mason is the only person in town with one arm so grandpa would definitely recognize him if he saw him. If that is your grandpa, please protect him from my grandpa.

byjove

Then again, if it was given a lifetime guarantee and both parties are still alive, grandpa might have ground to stand on.

shegayonmygirl

reblog to give yourself a large fucking tail

nikoisme

i'm getting a bad grade in being at the club because i'm mostly zoning out while listening to the music and thinking thoughts

nikoisme

"you should have been at the club" i WAS at the club and i was having visions

flagellant

Hey guys I made a pride flag for when your gender is nobody else's fucking business! Check it out!

flagellant

happy one year anniversary to this post getting marked as "potentially mature content" and then never leaving content review when i appealed. tumblr's own default loading graphic is considered by their own tos "potentially sexual" it seems.

@support you got any explanations for how this post got flagged? or why it never got reviewed? or what mature content might potentially be happening? believe me i am ALL ears

flagellant

it's 2026 and this post is officially no longer "potentially mature" and is just "mature". so: either tumblr's own default loading graphic is now confirmed to be explicitly sexual and pornographic

or the concept of a pride flag is considered to be inappropriate for 13 year olds.

happy pride 2026. here's a pride flag for when corporate interests of a site run by dogshit transphobes, handwringing pearlclutchers, and "powerless" "allies" tell you that pride and your gender is no one else's fucking business: