~ Sparrow ~

I’m a freak 😋 All I do is shitpost man

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Look out Blurr, you’re gonna get crushed again

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I reread the Christmas special and I would like to mention how calm meg is here. He’s use to this, they have 100% done this before because there’s no way in hell he would have let someone who wasnt mag (or what he thought was mag) do this without punching them or something

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You just gonna stand there Optimus? This isn’t the time to be thinking about what to make for dinner sir

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Starscream in cos eats a hamburger, gambles and meets the gloink queen

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Dude WHO is making these descriptions 😭

“Big dirty hoe”????? OKAY???

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Lowkey had a funny idea for a fic after seeing some megop fanart

Tfp Optimus and Megs ending up in a secluded spot whilst fighting before they both just kinda pass out from exhaustion and Optimus wakes up first to have Meg’s fat ass sleeping on him like an oversized cat

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I’m gonna need someone to write a minimegs fic of Megatron just consistently picking minimus up in a multitude of different situations pronto

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Megatron, do you know how to hold people normally?

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Good sir, why are you holding your boyfriend like a cat?

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Man what is this expression even suppose to convey? A sneeze?

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Pharma hated this.

Hated how Tarn was constantly on his tail,

Hated his constant demands that were almost impossible to fulfil most the time,

Hated the never ending stress he was under,

Hated the way he was acting recently.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/80359996

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Man I don’t even wanna know how I messed this up

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I am ROLLING at this clip

“You’ll never stop me” proceeds to do whatever the hell that was

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I would just like to say how unsatisfying the ending of lost light was, wdym Ratchet just died? Wdym Rodimus suddenly is an alcoholic? Wdym Rewind is suddenly permanently stuck in his alt mode?

They’re fine concepts but they all just happen to suddenly it doesn’t really hold any weight. Also what’s up with the two random bots that look like Rung???

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Starting skybound!!! Surely this will be a fun and totally not scarring experience!!!

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No one speak to me, I am DISTRAUGHT

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Oh brainstorm, my nonchalant king

Ilysm please don’t die