Our heisters, mostly the original five and some close of them are having fun on Dallas’s yacht. Everything is ready, everyone are having fun, talking to each other, the New Year's notice goes on on TV, when suddenly, at 23:55, interference appeared.
Dallas: ah shit. What was that?
Chaines: fuck knows it, broke dick piece of shit TV.
And here: the Moscow Kremlin appears, music sounds, and on the screen it is written with English dubbing:
New Year's appeal of the supreme ruler of the USSR Sergei Nikolaevich Kozak.
Dear citizens of our Soviet Motherland. Dear comrades. There is very little time left and we spend 2018 to history.
Recalling the outgoing year, we remember the joyful and sad moments, everything good and not so good moments. In these few minutes, we feel particularly strongly how our position is growing, how much we cherish our families and friends.
Each of us now remembers the most important quotes and events.
Meeting the new year, we all hope for further development, successful work, the accomplishment of our plans, the plans of our Motherland. And the development of our Soviet Motherland, and of all progressive humanity, first of all, depends on everyone of us.
Our development depends from our work, our energy. Only in the unity of the whole nation we can achieve all our desires.
In such a short time, we have covered a long way in building a real world, not only in our Motherland, but also abroad of them. After all, only we, comrades of the United Socialist Soviet Russia, and other citizens of the entire progressive world, can confidently go forward, confront any threats from the outside, build a developed, successful and prosperous Motherland.
Dear friends and comrades, there are just a few moments left before the New Year. In these moments, you can manage to do everything possible: make a declaration of love, forgive mistakes, make a wish.
I wish everyone to develop themselves, like a real person, to meet reliable comrades, and most importantly, when going home, everyone should get their pay.
Let the new generation, new ideas be born, plans for the future be realized. For our Soviet Motherland to stand firmly, and everything was good.
Comrades, friends, let's do this!
Happy holiday! Happy New 2019 Year!
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