Where Can I Find A Casserole Dish

This is my creative (and noncreative) outlet on what I can like and what I can say, worry-free.

[travalicious]

[jehovahhthickness]

[guccixcucci]

Why is this so funny

[kittyb4e]

[noonem]

love it when someone puts down their phone and just lives in the moment

[zeldamaniac44]

Hello, 911? Yes I’d like to report a murder

[paulthebukkit]

[catchymemes]

[pomegranat-deactivated20170905]

[meanplastic]

[justbadpuns]

My roommates diary says I snoop to much..

[thegiantpandabear]

Tops with no vocabulary be like

[lonely-epidemic]

Stop top shaming. They’re humans too

[proto-homo]

So we gotta put in 85% of the work and have a script written with lines memorized???

[niambi]

85%?!?!?

[proto-homo]

Okay, you right. It’s more like 97.42%

[dotdotfrot-deactivated20190813]

I- 97.42%?

[thegiantpandabear]

Bottoms: *clean out for 20 minutes, watch what they eat for the entire day, blow the top for 15 minutes, ride the top while supporting their entire body weight, deal with possibly being sore afterward for a short time*

Tops: *get hard and just shove it in, sometimes don’t help the bottoms finish after they finish because they just fall asleep*

97.42% tho

[directorbear]

Reblogging again for this newest addition.

[danieldummy]

[thenatsdorf]

Boelyn’s python shedding. (via draco_the_brooks_kingsnake)

[memestashhash]

[blackpoeticinjustice]

Y'all aint shit lmao

[pieceofpersonalparadise-deactiv]

Im cracking up

[imleft-handed-deactivated202011]

Lord father I ask you to forgive these heathens on tumblr 😂😂😂

[mrs-s0l0d0l0-deactivated2022102]

🤣🤣🤣

[oomshi]

[wlwesque]

[scarecrow-hero]

NINTENDO YOU GOTTA WARN ME BEFORE YOU DROP A TRANSITION LIKE THAT ON ME.

[baratwunk]

Pikachu and eevee! Enjoy them as your adorable, lovable partners! 💕💗🤗💘💖⚡️😚💝💞💗

.05 seconds later

THE GATES TO THE BURNING HELLS WILL OPEN ON NINTENDO SWITCH

[penny-anna]

If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous. If you bite it and die, it’s poisonous.

[toastbutteregg]

“Distance means nothing when someone means everything.”

— 3 am thoughts (via suspend)

[conquerorwurm]

Max tells me some soft and gentle things.

[foreplaydeath]

Forever reblogged