PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH

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taylor price
hello vonnie
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
Stranger Things

祝日 / Permanent Vacation
$LAYYYTER

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KIROKAZE
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Three Goblin Art

Discoholic 🪩

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@spaz-cookie
Why is this so funny
love it when someone puts down their phone and just lives in the moment
Hello, 911? Yes I’d like to report a murder
My roommates diary says I snoop to much..
Tops with no vocabulary be like
Stop top shaming. They’re humans too
So we gotta put in 85% of the work and have a script written with lines memorized???
85%?!?!?
Okay, you right. It’s more like 97.42%
I- 97.42%?
Bottoms: *clean out for 20 minutes, watch what they eat for the entire day, blow the top for 15 minutes, ride the top while supporting their entire body weight, deal with possibly being sore afterward for a short time*
Tops: *get hard and just shove it in, sometimes don’t help the bottoms finish after they finish because they just fall asleep*
97.42% tho
Reblogging again for this newest addition.
Boelyn’s python shedding. (via draco_the_brooks_kingsnake)
Y'all aint shit lmao
Im cracking up
Lord father I ask you to forgive these heathens on tumblr 😂😂😂
NINTENDO YOU GOTTA WARN ME BEFORE YOU DROP A TRANSITION LIKE THAT ON ME.
Pikachu and eevee! Enjoy them as your adorable, lovable partners! 💕💗🤗💘💖⚡️😚💝💞💗
.05 seconds later
THE GATES TO THE BURNING HELLS WILL OPEN ON NINTENDO SWITCH
If it bites you and you die, it’s venomous. If you bite it and die, it’s poisonous.
“Distance means nothing when someone means everything.”
— 3 am thoughts (via suspend)
Max tells me some soft and gentle things.
Forever reblogged