Care for a drink?

Official blog of Speak No Evil Beverage Co. in Nimbasa, Unova, and my personal blog too lol (@crescent-cubed Pokemon IRL Blog)

[speak-no-evil-nimbasa]

'Sup, nerds?

Name's Cider, I go by he/she/they, I'm 20, and I'm the proud owner of Nimbasa's own Speak No Evil Beverage Co., where we've got pretty much everything except booze!

You can find me on the east side of the city, pretty much directly mirroring the amusement park if you ever want to drop by! I'll throw in a free soda if you tell me your URL if you come buy something lol

My partner's a Pansage named Fizz, and we've been buddies forever.

Catch you around, yeah?

OOC: Pelipper Mail/Malice is on!

Picrew Link

[water-pokemon-appreciator]

Guys what pokemon would you be if you only got your SECOND option. like you'd take this if you couldn't be your first pick

[speak-no-evil-nimbasa]

probably mismagius

i like their style

[rotomblr-island]

doodled some interactions i liked. sorry for giving your blorbos severe cases of "i've never drawn this guy before" disease

[frog-pokemon-friend]

puts on glasses.

"MILFS." i scream, to thunderous applause.

[speak-no-evil-nimbasa]

Soda is icky

And I'll respect your opinion on that

To be fair, coming from the soda person, you're better off staying away from it in the long term anyways

[speak-no-evil-nimbasa]

working a regular work day to pretend everything is normal and I am at a loss for what to do with myself 👍

[speak-no-evil-nimbasa]

Ah. You're being Konnie'd I see, heh. Lil shit bought my house for me unexpectedly. XD

@suddenlyauntiemaya

h

[suddenlyauntiemaya]

...Cider? You okay?

Money means basically nothing to them, and they aren't very practiced at most social stuff, so they do gifts a lot. I promise, they aren't being weird or anything.

[speak-no-evil-nimbasa]

maya

maya this is mroe moeny tha nive ever seen in my lifr

maya what do i do

[suddenlyauntiemaya]

Yeah I was fairly shook too. I was already basically their sibling at that point though, so it was less unexpected than it would have been otherwise.

Take some deep breaths. Where's your new cuddle buddy? Call them over.

Also do you have magic anons on or nah.

[speak-no-evil-nimbasa]

k got guiness

uh yeah sure turnd m on

[suddenlyauntiemaya]

Hi Guinness!

M!Anon: A cup of Gogoat Leaf Tea appears in reach.

Drink. It has relaxing properties, remember? And tell me about Guinness while you do! What's her favorite food?

[speak-no-evil-nimbasa]

k

...s good thanks

she likes most meat but she likes jerky the most surprisingly

i think its the salt

[suddenlyauntiemaya]

You're welcome.

And I'll bet the flavor is more concentrated too, so it's like. Super meat lol. Have you tried more than one kind of jerky?

[speak-no-evil-nimbasa]

yeah, youre probably right

im personaly a fan of the teriyaki and black pepper flavors

[suddenlyauntiemaya]

I'm not much of a gnawer, otherwise I'd probably like jerky myself. I like meat! And the teriyaki one sounds good to me, but I'm not much of a pepper fan personally. It's mostly bite and not much flavor, to my taste buds lol.

What about other kinds of meat? I've seen jerky made from a few different meats back home, I haven't looked into what meat they tend to use for it here.

[speak-no-evil-nimbasa]

fair fair

mostly tauros, but i tend to get some stantler here and there. not a big fan of the rest tbh

[suddenlyauntiemaya]

Gotta be convenient to have a mon that likes jerky. Find a flavor you don't like? See if Guinness likes it! :D

How's the tea going down?

[speak-no-evil-nimbasa]

pretty well

feeling better now

thanks

[speak-no-evil-nimbasa]

Ah. You're being Konnie'd I see, heh. Lil shit bought my house for me unexpectedly. XD

@suddenlyauntiemaya

h

[suddenlyauntiemaya]

...Cider? You okay?

Money means basically nothing to them, and they aren't very practiced at most social stuff, so they do gifts a lot. I promise, they aren't being weird or anything.

[speak-no-evil-nimbasa]

maya

maya this is mroe moeny tha nive ever seen in my lifr

maya what do i do

[suddenlyauntiemaya]

Yeah I was fairly shook too. I was already basically their sibling at that point though, so it was less unexpected than it would have been otherwise.

Take some deep breaths. Where's your new cuddle buddy? Call them over.

Also do you have magic anons on or nah.

[speak-no-evil-nimbasa]

k got guiness

uh yeah sure turnd m on

[suddenlyauntiemaya]

Hi Guinness!

M!Anon: A cup of Gogoat Leaf Tea appears in reach.

Drink. It has relaxing properties, remember? And tell me about Guinness while you do! What's her favorite food?

[speak-no-evil-nimbasa]

k

...s good thanks

she likes most meat but she likes jerky the most surprisingly

i think its the salt

[suddenlyauntiemaya]

You're welcome.

And I'll bet the flavor is more concentrated too, so it's like. Super meat lol. Have you tried more than one kind of jerky?

[speak-no-evil-nimbasa]

yeah, youre probably right

im personaly a fan of the teriyaki and black pepper flavors

[suddenlyauntiemaya]

I'm not much of a gnawer, otherwise I'd probably like jerky myself. I like meat! And the teriyaki one sounds good to me, but I'm not much of a pepper fan personally. It's mostly bite and not much flavor, to my taste buds lol.

What about other kinds of meat? I've seen jerky made from a few different meats back home, I haven't looked into what meat they tend to use for it here.

[speak-no-evil-nimbasa]

fair fair

mostly tauros, but i tend to get some stantler here and there. not a big fan of the rest tbh

[speak-no-evil-nimbasa]

Ah. You're being Konnie'd I see, heh. Lil shit bought my house for me unexpectedly. XD

@suddenlyauntiemaya

h

[suddenlyauntiemaya]

...Cider? You okay?

Money means basically nothing to them, and they aren't very practiced at most social stuff, so they do gifts a lot. I promise, they aren't being weird or anything.

[speak-no-evil-nimbasa]

maya

maya this is mroe moeny tha nive ever seen in my lifr

maya what do i do

[suddenlyauntiemaya]

Yeah I was fairly shook too. I was already basically their sibling at that point though, so it was less unexpected than it would have been otherwise.

Take some deep breaths. Where's your new cuddle buddy? Call them over.

Also do you have magic anons on or nah.

[speak-no-evil-nimbasa]

k got guiness

uh yeah sure turnd m on

[suddenlyauntiemaya]

Hi Guinness!

M!Anon: A cup of Gogoat Leaf Tea appears in reach.

Drink. It has relaxing properties, remember? And tell me about Guinness while you do! What's her favorite food?

[speak-no-evil-nimbasa]

k

...s good thanks

she likes most meat but she likes jerky the most surprisingly

i think its the salt

[suddenlyauntiemaya]

You're welcome.

And I'll bet the flavor is more concentrated too, so it's like. Super meat lol. Have you tried more than one kind of jerky?

[speak-no-evil-nimbasa]

yeah, youre probably right

im personaly a fan of the teriyaki and black pepper flavors

[speak-no-evil-nimbasa]

Ah. You're being Konnie'd I see, heh. Lil shit bought my house for me unexpectedly. XD

@suddenlyauntiemaya

h

[suddenlyauntiemaya]

...Cider? You okay?

Money means basically nothing to them, and they aren't very practiced at most social stuff, so they do gifts a lot. I promise, they aren't being weird or anything.

[speak-no-evil-nimbasa]

maya

maya this is mroe moeny tha nive ever seen in my lifr

maya what do i do

[suddenlyauntiemaya]

Yeah I was fairly shook too. I was already basically their sibling at that point though, so it was less unexpected than it would have been otherwise.

Take some deep breaths. Where's your new cuddle buddy? Call them over.

Also do you have magic anons on or nah.

[speak-no-evil-nimbasa]

k got guiness

uh yeah sure turnd m on

[suddenlyauntiemaya]

Hi Guinness!

M!Anon: A cup of Gogoat Leaf Tea appears in reach.

Drink. It has relaxing properties, remember? And tell me about Guinness while you do! What's her favorite food?

[speak-no-evil-nimbasa]

k

...s good thanks

she likes most meat but she likes jerky the most surprisingly

i think its the salt

[speak-no-evil-nimbasa]

Ah. You're being Konnie'd I see, heh. Lil shit bought my house for me unexpectedly. XD

@suddenlyauntiemaya

h

[suddenlyauntiemaya]

...Cider? You okay?

Money means basically nothing to them, and they aren't very practiced at most social stuff, so they do gifts a lot. I promise, they aren't being weird or anything.

[speak-no-evil-nimbasa]

maya

maya this is mroe moeny tha nive ever seen in my lifr

maya what do i do

[suddenlyauntiemaya]

Yeah I was fairly shook too. I was already basically their sibling at that point though, so it was less unexpected than it would have been otherwise.

Take some deep breaths. Where's your new cuddle buddy? Call them over.

Also do you have magic anons on or nah.

[speak-no-evil-nimbasa]

k got guiness

uh yeah sure turnd m on

[speak-no-evil-nimbasa]

Ah. You're being Konnie'd I see, heh. Lil shit bought my house for me unexpectedly. XD

@suddenlyauntiemaya

h

[suddenlyauntiemaya]

...Cider? You okay?

Money means basically nothing to them, and they aren't very practiced at most social stuff, so they do gifts a lot. I promise, they aren't being weird or anything.

[speak-no-evil-nimbasa]

maya

maya this is mroe moeny tha nive ever seen in my lifr

maya what do i do

[speak-no-evil-nimbasa]

So when are you getting mon #3

i'd need an actual fucking house if i was gonna get another pokemon

fizz may be small, but he needs space to move around, and guinness takes up a decent amount of space by herself and i'm lucky she's fine with just barely fitting in here as is

[abyssanon]

I can buy you a house

[speak-no-evil-nimbasa]

wh

one: that is way too much money to be spending on me???

two: why offer in the first place??? i was a dick to you

[abyssanon]

One: I have way too much money anyway

Two I was being a dick first apparently. So. Yeah.

[speak-no-evil-nimbasa]

i

can

can i get some time to think on that

that's

a lot to consider

[abyssanon]

Yeah I guess

I mean I already sent the money to your bank account don't. Don't worry about how I got that

[speak-no-evil-nimbasa]

yyou what

that

theres no way

it-

...oh my arc

i c

holy fuck

this isnt real

i cant

i cant breathe

[abyssanon]

I. I'm sorry...?? Did I do something wrong???

[speak-no-evil-nimbasa]

nno not wrong i jusst cant

this sint real i m dreming

why cant i rbeathe i cant

[abyssanon]

Uh. Well I can assure you it is very much real..?

[speak-no-evil-nimbasa]

ii could get a house

i culd get fiz n ginnes better food

holy shit

[speak-no-evil-nimbasa]

Ah. You're being Konnie'd I see, heh. Lil shit bought my house for me unexpectedly. XD

@suddenlyauntiemaya

h

[speak-no-evil-nimbasa]

So when are you getting mon #3

i'd need an actual fucking house if i was gonna get another pokemon

fizz may be small, but he needs space to move around, and guinness takes up a decent amount of space by herself and i'm lucky she's fine with just barely fitting in here as is

[abyssanon]

I can buy you a house

[speak-no-evil-nimbasa]

wh

one: that is way too much money to be spending on me???

two: why offer in the first place??? i was a dick to you

[abyssanon]

One: I have way too much money anyway

Two I was being a dick first apparently. So. Yeah.

[speak-no-evil-nimbasa]

i

can

can i get some time to think on that

that's

a lot to consider

[abyssanon]

Yeah I guess

I mean I already sent the money to your bank account don't. Don't worry about how I got that

[speak-no-evil-nimbasa]

yyou what

that

theres no way

it-

...oh my arc

i c

holy fuck

this isnt real

i cant

i cant breathe

[abyssanon]

I. I'm sorry...?? Did I do something wrong???

[speak-no-evil-nimbasa]

nno not wrong i jusst cant

this sint real i m dreming

why cant i rbeathe i cant

[speak-no-evil-nimbasa]

So when are you getting mon #3

i'd need an actual fucking house if i was gonna get another pokemon

fizz may be small, but he needs space to move around, and guinness takes up a decent amount of space by herself and i'm lucky she's fine with just barely fitting in here as is

[abyssanon]

I can buy you a house

[speak-no-evil-nimbasa]

wh

one: that is way too much money to be spending on me???

two: why offer in the first place??? i was a dick to you

[abyssanon]

One: I have way too much money anyway

Two I was being a dick first apparently. So. Yeah.

[speak-no-evil-nimbasa]

i

can

can i get some time to think on that

that's

a lot to consider

[abyssanon]

Yeah I guess

I mean I already sent the money to your bank account don't. Don't worry about how I got that

[speak-no-evil-nimbasa]

yyou what

that

theres no way

it-

...oh my arc

i c

holy fuck

this isnt real

i cant

i cant breathe

[speak-no-evil-nimbasa]

So when are you getting mon #3

i'd need an actual fucking house if i was gonna get another pokemon

fizz may be small, but he needs space to move around, and guinness takes up a decent amount of space by herself and i'm lucky she's fine with just barely fitting in here as is

[abyssanon]

I can buy you a house

[speak-no-evil-nimbasa]

wh

one: that is way too much money to be spending on me???

two: why offer in the first place??? i was a dick to you

[abyssanon]

One: I have way too much money anyway

Two I was being a dick first apparently. So. Yeah.

[speak-no-evil-nimbasa]

i

can

can i get some time to think on that

that's

a lot to consider