the spearmaster

the spike factory from bloons td - pfp by guard doggo my beloved - she/they

[almosthumanbutnotquite]

*paws at you* heyyy

*paws at you* heyyy

*paws at you* hey you

*paws at you* go do that thing you’re procrastinating on

*paws at you* no you can’t wait 5 minutes

*paws at you* go do it now

[evilalienmush]

evil cursed morning where im evil and curse you

[puromu]

ncr ranger in the rain … hello little buge

[yesmansrightmissilelauncher]

[raga-pao]

ONE. COMICALLY SMALL HUNTER.

Have your mini-hunter

[daily-enot]

Daily Enot Day 239: blleeaaaagh

[fluffy-slugcat]

Black cherry inv ! :D

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of

[fivepebbles]

What does rot taste like?

Wrong questions don't get answers

[goblinbugthing]

it depends on the type. proto-rot and longlegs taste different, and flavours differ with colour; none of them are that good though. usually sour and kinda painful

[fivepebbles]

How do you know this

[goblinbugthing]

We might’ve stolen some samples from your structure…

Normal food gets boring sometimes, y’know? We need to try something exotic every now and then.

~Lace 🤍

[fivepebbles]

That's horrifying

[spearmaster-rw]

i can hardly taste but i still know rot tastes Bad

[nessimaki-deactivated20141106]

[dialupmodern]

Babe, you okay? you reblogged “and we were nice to each other” like 12 times again

[leiten7]

this is canon i asked

[blizzard-nightlamps]

if you're reading this im running my fingers through your soft fur rn

[the-haiku-bot]

if you’re reading this

im running my fingers through

your soft fur rn

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[localairport]

notice to all air: please have less pollen in it

[charonsferry]

⚠️ A single, distant "awawa!" echoes from the hills...

[sft-haze]

[miosarts]

Hugs 🥹

[ewaneneollav]