Clarice M. Starling

FBI agent | 1962 gen | He was not my therapist

[specialagentstarling]

[ Ooc ] : Few notes about my roleplay!

First of all... I'm used to roleplay but not in Tumblr lol. So I probably suck at this.

Second... I'm a minor. I won't roleplay nsfw, I'm just not comfortable.

Third... My roleplay is set post-SotL, right before Hannibal. Therefore Clarice is 32, not 33, and she's not Lecter's lover... Yet. We'll get to that, eventually.

Fourth, admin is @mltfndmpenguin (main account).

Fifth, I'll make accounts for oc's too. My roleplay is somehow set in a universe amalgamation that while keeps the core essence of the books overall will also include some things from the show(s). This means I'll be glad to interact with rp accounts of characters such as Bedelia du Maurier, Alana Bloom, etc. If they want to, ofc<3

Sixth, I curse a lot. I'm not angry (towards anyone at least lol), I just sound like that.

Seventh, I have ADHD and I'm 99% sure I'm autistic. Don't be surprised that I headcanon Hannibal as autistic, whereas I headcanon Clarice as AuDHD.

Eighth, just adding it... I HEADCANON CLARICE'S MIDDLE NAME TO BE MARJORIE. And for some reason she'd rather just have the M. instead of the full middle name. Idk. Feels right.

I think that sums it up. Any news will be here in updates.

[ceruleanheaven]

guys i liedddddd 😭😭😭😭😭 i actually want it 😭😭😭 i want it so bad 😭😭😭😭 i want it so bad its ruining my life 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[specialagentstarling]

me when hannibal:

[specialagentstarling]

Screw it all imma be active Again I just need to delete everything and rebuild this blog

[lecthannibal]

Well you’re certainly not subtle.

[specialagentstarling]

subtleness is not a requirement to work for the bureau

[specialagentstarling]

audhd Clarice holy hell that’s so peak

[ooc]: this is the undiagnosed admin lowk projecting herself so I'm glad it's not a bad thing. it just feels right tbh.

[specialagentstarling]

The very ominous cheeseburger looking at me when i say cheese

Is this a meme?

[lecthannibal]

how can I convince someone that I'm not a stalker but a guardian angel kind of person?

I recommend drugs….being around them enough for them to just accept you’ll be there and slowly introduce the concept.

If you need them to believe that immediately then hit them over the head and make sure they know who’s really there for them.

[specialagentstarling]

Please don't encourage her

[lecthannibal]

What…I’m not encouraging her, Lamb.

[specialagentstarling]

She clearly took it as encouragement. Graham already told Mr. Crawford about it. She's gonna get in trouble soon, but damn, she doesn't listen to me.

[lecthannibal]

how can I convince someone that I'm not a stalker but a guardian angel kind of person?

I recommend drugs….being around them enough for them to just accept you’ll be there and slowly introduce the concept.

If you need them to believe that immediately then hit them over the head and make sure they know who’s really there for them.

[specialagentstarling]

Please don't encourage her

[specialagentstarling]

One of my kids drops out of school, the other is a murderer and a stalker, and Hannibal apparently has a thing for Will Graham? Can't leave my phone away for a couple of hours without things getting messy, can I?

[mason-vergerr-deactivated202511]

Don’t worry, our baby will never❤️

[specialagentstarling]

What baby-

[mason-vergerr-deactivated202511]

I’m pregnant!

[specialagentstarling]

Idc. But why *our*? It's not *our* it's yours and... Whoever wanted to make a baby with you.

[mason-vergerr-deactivated202511]

You’re the one that got me pig-pregnant!

[specialagentstarling]

I- I literally can't- ._.

[mason-vergerr-deactivated202511]

Now you try to deny our baby🤬??

[specialagentstarling]

The only man I'd get pregnant is Hannibal, and that's not even possible-

[mason-vergerr-deactivated202511]

fine. Live your lie. 🤬

[specialagentstarling]

Someone remind me guns are strictly for self-defense and law enforcement issues-

[specialagentstarling]

What's the weirdest thing Hannibal has ever said to you?

He was kind of drunk that night. Came to the bed and said:

"The significance of red hair during the sixteenth to eighteenth century in Europe was that it was considered a sign of the devil, Clarice. What an odd thing. You, a person with such strong morals and values, of faith, would have been considered a witch, a worshipper of Satan. Even I, because of my eyes; you would have suffered the same fate as I. Tell me, Clarice, would you have held my hand as our bodies burned together in a pyre? Would our fingers intertwine as the Inquisitors peeled and ripped our skin off of our bodies and the flesh was exposed, as our blood pooled around beneath our feet and became one?"

He fell asleep shortly after. Creepy.

[lecthannibal]

I thought it was romantic, wouldn’t you want to die in the hands of a lover, your bodies forever together as you soak into the ground, as you decompose and the earth overtakes what’s left of you. If anything that’s how I’d like to die, with you..or before you, I doubt I could live in a universe that’s void of you.

[specialagentstarling]

I get the point but the thing about being skinned alive kind of reminded me of something... I love you too.

[specialagentstarling]

Hanni is referring to you as his wife *licks you:3*

I mean we kinda are married atp. Just not legally. I work all day and he cooks and is nice. Cannibalism aside he's a 10.

[lecthannibal]

I think the cannibalism me an 11/10.

[specialagentstarling]

I mean, you do more than the law enforcement system these days does so...

[specialagentstarling]

What's the weirdest thing Hannibal has ever said to you?

He was kind of drunk that night. Came to the bed and said:

"The significance of red hair during the sixteenth to eighteenth century in Europe was that it was considered a sign of the devil, Clarice. What an odd thing. You, a person with such strong morals and values, of faith, would have been considered a witch, a worshipper of Satan. Even I, because of my eyes; you would have suffered the same fate as I. Tell me, Clarice, would you have held my hand as our bodies burned together in a pyre? Would our fingers intertwine as the Inquisitors peeled and ripped our skin off of our bodies and the flesh was exposed, as our blood pooled around beneath our feet and became one?"

He fell asleep shortly after. Creepy.

[specialagentstarling]

Hanni is referring to you as his wife *licks you:3*

I mean we kinda are married atp. Just not legally. I work all day and he cooks and is nice. Cannibalism aside he's a 10.

[specialagentstarling]

:3 is Hannibal your pretty boy :33333

yes.

[specialagentstarling]

One of my kids drops out of school, the other is a murderer and a stalker, and Hannibal apparently has a thing for Will Graham? Can't leave my phone away for a couple of hours without things getting messy, can I?

[mason-vergerr-deactivated202511]

Don’t worry, our baby will never❤️

[specialagentstarling]

What baby-

[mason-vergerr-deactivated202511]

I’m pregnant!

[specialagentstarling]

Idc. But why *our*? It's not *our* it's yours and... Whoever wanted to make a baby with you.

[mason-vergerr-deactivated202511]

You’re the one that got me pig-pregnant!

[specialagentstarling]

I- I literally can't- ._.

[mason-vergerr-deactivated202511]

Now you try to deny our baby🤬??

[specialagentstarling]

The only man I'd get pregnant is Hannibal, and that's not even possible-

[specialagentstarling]

At the hospital wouth you’re husband, #preying🙏🙏🙏🙏

Something horrible happened to him, this is the update pic

What the... Okay this is taking the 'everyone is edible' a lil too far

[specialagentstarling]

what’s ur response to Hannibal basically admitting to having feelings for Will Graham AND your daughter stalking him and maybe liking him too?

that seems rather messy

Okay at this point I don't know what to expect from my daughter but... What's that bit about Hannibal? I went out with Ardelia for a while and I guess I had my phone on airplane mode. What's all that?

[lecthannibal]

I never even came close to saying I felt anything for William, I don’t by the way.

[soapgraham]

"I have no romantic interest in this man and I am in love with someone else" = "I want this man in my bed"

Obviously.

[lecthannibal]

Don’t you dare get me started back on this. That’s not at all what I’m implying.

[soapgraham]

I think it's sweet.

[lecthannibal]

You’re a nuisance. You know what’s sweet? your heart, which would pair well with a delicious Barolo.

[soapgraham]

Please stop expressing your desire for my heart. You're not helping your case.

[lecthannibal]

I’ll find another piece of you to eat then.

[specialagentstarling]

How is that not easy to mistake for homoerotic-