i guess we’ll never know

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Happy Valentine’s Day

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My last brain cell

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The name Marissa is really just Scooby Doo saying Melissa

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I had a seizure trying to read this

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My mom volunteered to read to first graders at our local elementary school, and they all made her cards. One even gave her these well wishes:

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Yeah I’m DTF

D esperate ☀️☀️

T o 🌈

F eel ✨

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SLPT: To draw a perfect circle in MS paint, tape your wireless mouse's button down and then stick it in the microwave

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at what point in your life did you learn everything was not as it seemed?

for me it was 2007 when wizards of waverly place came out

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does the lucky charms commercial still do the hearts and stars and horseshoes

clovers and doubloons

hourglasses rainbows

and tasty red balloons!

thing?

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you either shape up or ship out and I’m terrified of large seafaring vessels

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Can we talk about whatever the fuck Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs was