SPECTRAL SCOOPERS LIVE — Q&A WITH SPARK (REAL GHOST???)
Uploaded: January 20th, 2006
Content type: Live broadcast archive
> intro note: This footage was recovered from a defunct video channel with no confirmed origin. This file appears to be an archived livestream broadcast, originally recorded and distributed in January 2006.
Unlike previous recordings, this footage provides evidence of real-time interaction between the individuals involved and outside viewers. Several claims made during the broadcast have since become difficult or impossible to verify.
The original chat log was partially recovered. Several users appear to have remained active in the discussion following the broadcast.
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[The camera turns on. LISA is the focus, as usual, but SPARK is next to her.]
> LISA: Hi guys!!! Oh my God, we're live. Say hi, Spark!!
> SPARK: Hello… who are we talking to?
> LISA: The chat. Anyway, welcome to the first official Spectral Scoopers livestream!! I just wanna say that I had no idea it would come this far in such a short time… thank you guys so much for all the encouraging comments, they really mean the world to me and the other Scoopers. Spark probably has no idea what's going on-
> LISA: See those little messages right there? Those are people that are seeing us right now.
> SPARK: …Technology has advanced.
> LISA: It has. A lot. You missed a bunch. For those of you who are wondering, it's just me, Aaron, and Spark today. Aaron is back there checking out the-
> AARON [off screen]: Did you guys start without me?!
[LISA laughs slightly, shifting the camera so that AARON can join too.]
> AARON: Hello internet, my stupid sister didn't tell me that we were live now-
FredbearFan2006: I feel like the robot is staring into my soul, who the heck did these costumes they're so good
lisalvrgrrrl: OMG THEY'RE LIVEEEE HELLO FROM CANADA
sparkbeliever: She's so cute omggg hi Spark!!!
xXDarkWolf76Xx: AARON YOU'RE ALIVE HI
AlexRoneyBiggestFan: Where r Alex and Rob :/
> AARON: Oh my God, there's so many. Hi chat…
> LISA: Today we're gonna be doing a Q&A with Spark! So, whatever you guys have to ask her, send 'em over. Keep in mind that she IS from the 80's, though, and she's also pretty shy so try to keep it low-key.
> SPARK: The screen people want to know things about me?
> AARON: [snort] The screen people-
> LISA: They do! You don't have to tell them anything you don't want to, though. You can skip a question if you want. Is that okay?
> SPARK: Yes. Hello screen people. [waves]
xxoceaneyesxx: omg she waved at the camera 😭😭
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ShadowWolf69: fake but the robot design is actually cool
FredbearFan2006: ASK HER ABOUT THE MISSING KIDS
LisaFieldsFan: lisa and spark are literally best friends omg
C00LK!D420: this is obviously an ARG :/
daylight34: Ask her if she's heard of Michael Jackson
> AARON: [laughs] Okay- off to a great start. Daylight 34 wants to know if you've heard of Michael Jackson.
> SPARK: Yes!! Yes. Yes, I love him.
> LISA: You were around for Michael's golden days, of course you've heard of him.
> SPARK: All the days are his golden days.
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sparkbeliever: I NEED TO KNOW SPARK AND LISA'S FAVORITE COLORS
C00LK!D420: How did you do the glowing contacts
FredbearFan2006: ASK HER ABOUT THE MISSING KIDSSSS PLEASE
> LISA: Oh, they wanna know our favorite colors! Mine is blue. Specifically light blue. Spark?
> LISA: Pink! That's a really cool color, I like that color too.
> AARON: I wasn't mentioned, but my favorite color is orange.
> LISA: Ugly freaking color.
FredbearFan2006: HELLO DO YOU SEE MY COMMENTS ASK HER ABOUT THE MISSING KIDS
C00LK!D420: @FredbearFan2006 She doesn't know about the missing kids, this is an ARG
sparkbeliever: PINK AND BLUE LIKE COTTON CANDY THATS PRECIOUS
lisalvrgrrrl: Guys it isn't an ARG because how would they do this
LisaFieldsFan: The Lisa and Aaron beef is so funny to me
xXDarkWolf76Xx: Do you miss being alive
> SPARK: Sometimes, X-x dark wolf 76 x-x. Lisa, the screen people have weird names.
> LISA: [bursts out laughing] Spark- Spark those are just their usernames-
> AARON: [trying not to laugh] Yeah, SCREEN PEOPLE, you have weird names. God.
pizza_roll_2006: did anyone else’s stream freeze
FredbearFan2006: I AM BEGGING ASK ABOUT THE KIDS
emo_batgirl: spark’s hat is so cute
daylight34: Can you guys say hi Hannah
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> AARON: Oh, everyone say hi to Hannah. Hi Hannah!! Okay, what do we have here… "Spark how did you di-" DANG. We're getting into the dark stuff huh?
> LISA: Hii Hannah- oh- maybe don't ask her that-
> SPARK: I got stabbed. Hello, Hannah.
> LISA: Oh. Okay. We're cool with that then?
> AARON: I mean, she IS a ghost, so scary stuff is probably normal to her.
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SC3N3QU33N: P00r Sp4rk, th4t's s0 s4d :<
C00LK!D420: The voice is genuinely so neat what filter is that
lisalvrgrrrl: NOO SPARK IM SORRY
teamedwardfrvr: Spark how old were you??
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> LISA: Okay, team Edward forever- PEAK taste in books by the way- wants to know how old you were.
> LISA: Hey, I'm 19! I'm only 2 years older than you.
[SPARK smiles at LISA, and LISA smiles back.]
lisalvrgrrrl: OHHH THEY'RE SO CUTE :,)
sparkbeliever: Matching pfps when??
C00LK!D420: There's no way metal could smile like that so it's fake
sparkbeliever: @C00LK!D420 are you stupid? her face is made of rubber
> AARON: Spark, apparently half the chat thinks you're fake.
> AARON: Yeah. They think we're lying.
> AARON: Because apparently people don't usually meet ghosts.
> SPARK: Oh. I can open my chest cavity and show them th-
> LISA: No! Haha… uhhh no. You don't have to do that. Let them scheme, gets us more views.
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pizza_roll_2006: MY MOM SAID HI
sparkbeliever: yes indeed there is a robot there
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robotfan224: IT'S 3 AM FOR ME RIGHT NOW AND I NEED TO SLEEP BUT I'M HERE :,)
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> AARON: Funny story. It's 3 AM for us too, Robot Fan 224.
> LISA: You have to stay up late to see Spark!
> SPARK: Yeah, I have programming so I shut off at 6 AM.
> LISA: It's so worth it, though.
> AARON: Don't listen to her, I do NOT want to be here.
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> LISA: Spark, Scene Queen wants to know what the 80's was like and if you dream- that's a great question, actually, do you dream?
> SPARK: Not normal robots, but I do.
> AARON: You do? Oh, what do you dream about?
> SPARK: The 80's was fine. Loud. People forget just how brown everything actually was. I liked it a lot.
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robotfan224: what was your life like before you were a robot
daylight34: Spark has nightmares? :(
C00LK!D420: Spark do you like chicken nuggets
ShadowWolf69: 333 7 khdshadask 4
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> AARON: Spark- pfft someone is tweaking out- uh, someone wants to know- …I don't even think you can eat. But do you like chicken nuggets?
> SPARK: I haven't had them in decades, I don't really remember. I liked fizzy drinks.
> LISA: I do too! What was your favorite?
> SPARK: New Coke was good, but they got rid of it. I liked Slice too.
> LISA: I- what's New Coke?
> SPARK: They changed the Coke recipe. No one liked it but me, apparently, so they got rid of it.
> LISA: Oh. Well, I have had niether of those. But I like Cherry Coke!
> SPARK: I remember when that came out.
> AARON: I used to like Pepsi Twist, but they discontinued it because they're LOSERS.
> LISA: Aaron's still mad about that.
> AARON: Ozzy Osbourne was on board!! How do you discontinue something with Ozzy Osbourne on board?!?!
> SPARK: [laughs slightly] That's how I felt with New Coke.
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C00LK!D420: Wait Aaron likes Ozzy?
> AARON: Heck yeah I do, man. I love Ozzy.
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daylight34: why are we all saying 7?
robotfan224: can you leave the pizzeria
> AARON: '4-4-ron' keeps killing me. I cannot- I love that. I'm changing my name to that on everything I own. I-
> LISA: They're all saying 7. What does 7 mean.
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> AARON: TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION, Robot Fan 224- wait, can you leave the pizzeria, Spark? That's actually a really good question.
> SPARK: Yes, but only with Michael. Or I could get Corey to drive me. He never asks questions.
> LISA: Oh, okay. Does Michael work here?
> LISA: You've been in a taxi?
> SPARK: Yes, a few times.
> AARON: Neat. Why though?
> SPARK: I went on a mission to rescue my best friend from her crazy aunt so that her brother could have custody of her.
> SPARK: …Her aunt's in the mental hospital now. I don't really feel bad about it.
> AARON: …Bro, free my boy's aunt-
> SPARK: No, don't free her. Keep her there so they don't have to deal with her.
> LISA: Who's your friend?
> LISA: Okay! That's fine.
> AARON: Wait, now I really wanna know-
> LISA: I said that's fine, she doesn't have to tell us yet.
> AARON: Oh, yeah, right. We're live.
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C00LK!D: Bro I wish Spark was real she sounds so fun
sparkbeliever: she is real
daylight34: Um hello can we focus on the elephant in the room here? The aunt?
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> LISA: 'God forbid a girl have-' [laughs] Oh my God. I love this. I love you, Scene Queen, never change.
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C00LK!D420: Wait we know Spark likes Michael Jackson, does she like any other music?
daylight34: Remember when Aaron showed us those drawings on the walls in the first vlog? Does Spark like to draw at all? :)
> AARON: Ooh, Spark, they wanna know what music you like other than Michael Jackson.
> SPARK: Uhh… yeah, actually. I liked music a lot when I was alive, and I still have some of my old cassettes because I had them on me when I was killed.
> LISA: Ooh! What's on 'em?
> SPARK: I like Kate Bush, Blondie, and Corey Hart a lot.
> LISA: I love that for you. Kate Bush is one of my favorites too. Okay- ooh, Daylight wants to know if you can draw.
> SPARK: Kinda. I used to love it, but it's harder now because I lost my arm for years.
> SPARK: I used to be in a different animatronic, and my arm broke off, so I stopped drawing as much.
> LISA: Aw, you should get back into it. I've seen lots of disabled artists before. Plus, you have your arm back now. You can re-learn! I like to draw too.
> SPARK: We can draw together!
> AARON: Okay, okay. Lighting round. Can we do a lighting round?
> LISA: Basically, you do a bunch of this-or-that questions really fast.
> LISA: Perfect! Set a timer. 5 minutes.
> LISA: Me too. Okay, uuhh.. day or night?
> SPARK: I'm only awake at night. So… night?
> AARON: Makes sense. Beach or mountains?
> SPARK: Never been to either.
> LISA: You've never been to the beach??
> LISA: I should take you sometime!! Wait, can you be in water?
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C00LK!D420: Not real people would see her
daylight34: Spark would love the mountains I think!! I live by a mountain range <3
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> AARON: 'People would see her'- oh, yeah.
> LISA: We can rent an area of beach where nobody goes. Like one of those beach houses that people go to that have their own little area of beach that's private.
> AARON: People also might just assume she's cosplaying.
> AARON: Like dressing up as a character.
> LISA: Okay!! Reading or watching movies?
> SPARK: I like both. I like to watch the security cameras.
> AARON: That… okay. So are you a stalker now too?
> SPARK: I also like Gatsby.
> LISA: [gasps] Gatsby? Like The Great Gatsby? Me too!!! You a Daisy and Gatsby person, orrr…
> SPARK: Nuh-uh. Nick and Gatsby.
> LISA: Me too. Also, Jordan and Daisy.
> AARON: This again- okay.
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daylight34: Sparklisa as Natsby when??
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daylight34: Omg yes!! Ringlight it is.
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> AARON: Lisa, you're converting them.
> LISA: Nice. Read it guys.
[SPARK smiles, pointing the comments out to LISA.]
> LISA: Wh- awwww we have a duo name!!
> AARON: Of course you do. I do like Ringlight.
> LISA: I actually have a ring light at the house.
> AARON: It's already 5:30 in the morning. How is it already 5:30?
> LISA: [frowns] Oh. Okay then. I guess we'll end here for tonight. Bye internet!!