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i know ive blogged abt this before but does anyone else remember the study on the children w/ a broken furby who like. removed its skin and cut it into as many pieces as those who were present for the ceremony to be taken far away and buried as a means of appeasing it?? & they like?? defined the skin as the ghost and the rest as the goblin and both were angry that the children had killed it??????????????? please

surreal

I read about it in Sherry Turkle’s Alone Together: Why We Expect More from Technology and Less from Each Other. here:

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lokilesbian

how I sleep at night knowing my daughter is in a prison of my own design because I turned her into a murderer, my son is abandoned on a notorious garbage realm, and my other son is having an identity crisis because they are from a race I taught them from a young age to hate:

onceiwashere

me when i’m in a food coma after eating one 2 many chicken fajitas from chili’s

lokilesbian

Anthony Hopkins after eating too many chicken fajitas after Tom brings him to Chili’s

moss-sprouted

he looks like he was photoshopped into a bowl of boiling soup

lokilesbian

lesbiankatebush

the walmart pa system announces a hex on me and i levitate in the middle of the frozen food aisle

caprisunsport-deactivated202010

kryptonians

ssironstrange

bad-puns-and-even-worse-magic

sweetdreamsaremadeofquicksliver

xaldien

yay855

Crawling up the nose or ear canal would be easier to kill him than through the ass.

kryptonians

It’s not about easier,

sarcoptid

FITTED TO WHOM

sparkytheandroid

MEEEEEEEEEEEE BABYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

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Katya starting Twittwr beef with herself

welcometoheck

super-metroid

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lucatiel

My Printer: ZZZZZZWZWZWZZZAAZWHHHHZZZZZAAZWWAAZKADJASKLJAAKSALFJSDKLJSDK

Me, afraid with tears in my eyes: Dont say that

goobra

naruto’s silence on the dj khaled pussy eating scandal is deafening

bob-belcher

spaghetti-taako

Y’all John Mulaney didn’t die in Infinity War J.J. Bittenbinder taught him better than that

nikadd

john mulaney when thanos arrives: you want this stone? go get it!

neilnevins-deactivated20240617

Bugs Bunny could singlehandedly defeat Thanos by dressing up as a TSA agent and setting up a metal detector in the middle of the battlefield saying that all metal objects must be removed if you want to pass on through now stick around for my 2,000 word essay on just how effectively he would convince The Mad Titan to comply

neilnevins-deactivated20240617

“For shame, doc! Dontcha know we got other folks waiting?”

(Thanos looks behind him and sees dozens of Bugs Bunnies dressed as angry yelling travelers with huge bags of luggage. Thanos rubs his neck guiltily and begins sliding off the gauntlet)