Certifiably Fast As Fuck

Viz || they/them || You actually can outrun your demons you just need to git gud

[speedoflime]

Do you ever get that dream thing where your teeth keep falling out, but you’re actually awake, and despite the fact that they keep falling out of your mouth you still have all your teeth, so now your cereal bowl is just full of teeth every morning and you keep having to pour your breakfast down the garbage disposal before your roommate notices the large amount of teeth just sitting in a bowl of milk?

Also are limes actually that fast or nah

This sounds like some oracle bullshit also Im talking about the color

[dont-ask-about-my-job]

I never knew what my dad did for work. Mom ran off when I was 7 and dad worked late nights so I spent a lot of time alone with my siblings. We used to spend hours just playing outside, normal kid stuff.

When dad went missing I was 14, my siblings and I were all sent to live with new families. I still talk to them sometimes but its never really felt the same you know. Now that I work at the same place my dad used to work, same desk, same department I wonder how often he thought about us.

I think about my kids all the time. It must have been agony for him.

[speedoflime]

[terminal-burnout]

Hey! My name is Katie Mcgrath, you might know me from school or from clubbing or any number of things. You might not even know me which is cool too! Im a first year at Maelmerry University majoring in Classicist Magic... Oh yeah im also a magician. I mostly post stuff about school, bars, magic, and stuff like that. I might even post funny memes. Follow me babies! lets make some magic!

[speedoflime]

Fucking Classicist??? Really???? Thats like the second most boring major what is your problem

[terminal-burnout]

Magical ethics is major lame

I’m only in classicist because apococratic tomes was full… it won’t be next semester iykyk

[speedoflime]

No joke the magical ethics major I was talking about???? Roommates with an AT major. Living in the same building as them is the most entertaining nightmare

[terminal-burnout]

Hey! My name is Katie Mcgrath, you might know me from school or from clubbing or any number of things. You might not even know me which is cool too! Im a first year at Maelmerry University majoring in Classicist Magic... Oh yeah im also a magician. I mostly post stuff about school, bars, magic, and stuff like that. I might even post funny memes. Follow me babies! lets make some magic!

[speedoflime]

Fucking Classicist??? Really???? Thats like the second most boring major what is your problem

[speedoflime]

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