✨🐍💚Slytherin AF💚🐍✨

may I slytherin?

[dark-sappho]

*copes by reblogging posts about people studying while my own assignments remain woefully unfinished*

[catchymemes]

[catchymemes]

[hajnarus]

I know it’s old, but i thought it would fit

[transxfiles]

to everyone else in school right now: 

please use sparknotes. please use khan academy. please listen to school house rock songs and watch the history of the entire world i guess and tim and moby and bill nye. any documentary you watch in class can be found somewhere online with a quick google. get your books from project gutenberg and z-lib. download textbooks off the internet whenever you can find them. use desmos for a free online graphing calculator. if you’re learning something and you don’t get it look up the wikipedia page on it and put it into simple english to get the gist, then put it back into regular english to get the full story. cheat if you have to. school sucks so bad rn and if you’re like me and you get all your materials secondhand or from the lost and found, online resources are really useful rn; all of the above have helped me pass a class in some way, and i hope they can help you too.

stay inside and stay safe. best of luck to all the students out there. 

[cosyandthegang]

[peachified]

friendly reminder that “your grades don’t define you” doesn’t mean that slacking off in school is fine, it means that you should be proud of what you HAVE achieved and not get too hung up over a bad grade every now and again.

[roll1uptwice]

[dinovia-grant]

OH. MY. GOD.

THIS IS BRILLIANT!!

[ketenkusu]

Nigerians steal the show at Vienna Fashion Week with dance moves

Nigerians have created a new norm on the runway at the ongoing Vienna Fashion Week happening in Austria. Meant to be a display of latest fas

[adorkable-blackgirl]

I’ve been looking everywhere for this 😭😭😭😭

[quarra]

Omg they are so pretty and colorful and, key point here, unlike basically everyone else that i have ever seen at a fashion show ever, THEY LOOK SO COMFORTABLE AND HAPPY.

[cleve98]

They look so stinkin’ cute!!! 💕

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Please reblog, don’t repost!

[sunfortune]

this scene isnt supposed to be funny but this part has me WEAK Every Time

[reeveskeanu-deactivated20181102]

tony: i made weapons that killed people

steve: thats your personal problem

[sunfortune]

this is still a top 5 funniest mcu moment. ​none of their actual written jokes could top this

[officialtonystarkprotectionsqua]

Peter: you know how dust consists mostly of dead human skin cells?

Tony, not liking where this is going: …yes?

Peter: well, does that technically make my roomba a carnivore considering it only eats dust?

Tony:

Tony: I regret getting you a roomba for your birthday

[toomanyfandomsuhoh]

HOLY SHIT DOES THAT MEAN SOMEONE’S DUST PROBABLY GOT INTO A ROOMBA AT SOME POINT AFTER IW

[officialtonystarkprotectionsqua]

@toomanyfandomsuhoh WAIT YOU’RE ON TO SOMETHING-

[thecollectibles]

Art by Felice Xu

[speedybrexitcodeblralien]

I was bored so.....

[nasturbate]

“nice blog”

thank you im really good at clicking reblog

[swordoftheberserkgutsrage]

[wizard0rb]

it is eleven o’ clock. reblog problems clown

[wizard0rb]

11:45. there’s still time

[zamisriza-the-resurrection]

Reblog the 500,000 dollar written check from Seto Kaiba and money will come your way.

[sadakotetsuwan]

Damn right we do cause we a got Seto Kaiba’s routing and account numbers

[slavery]

[macbethz]

Fuck I’m at a fencing tournament and literally a minute after I reblogged this my dad told me that he talked to the point people and I’m probably going to win a medal.

[seananmcguire]

BURN BAGEL BURN

[gothiccharmschool]

OH WHY NOT?

[harukami]

I need to follow up to say I reblogged this last night, and this morning I got some of the best news of my life, like, a life dream come true news thing.

Bagel what are your powers

[acabosetotal]

FUCK, I though it was just another lucky meme but LISTEN. Since a week ago I was waiting a phone call to confirm me if I got a job or not in my university. I reblogged this yesterday’s night “just for fun and because I don’t want any bagel to be mad with me”, and today’s afternoon, while I was losing my time as always, the professor I was supposed to work with called me and asked me for my personal information to start working with her.

THE BAGEL POWERS ARE WAY TOO MUCH FOR THIS WORLD

[token-white-friend]

I GOT A JOB THE DAY AFTER MY QUEUE POSTED THIS THE FIRST TIME AND I JUST REALIZED IT WHEN I SAW IT AGAIN HOLY GOD

[noodle-dragon]

The bagel hasn’t let me down yet!

[tentacles-and-coffee]

Let’s see what you can do bagel

[taikokosblog-deactivated2024011]

YEEEEEE-

[dori-artz-blog]

:/

[thecheflover-deactivated2023082]

What does the bagel do?

[betaaldrich-deactivated20210410]

bagel

bagel

bagel

[mechanical-angels]

Come on bagel. Give me something!