lana.

shifting content. sometimes rambles. it’s the best of both worlds ♾️

[lanascurse]

: ̗̀➛ Lana’s Introduction

short n' sweet

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If you’re seeing this, run.

Jk, I go by Lana (like lana del rey) as I prefer to keep my real name private. Pronouns are she/her. I post content related to shifting and loa! I also post minor tangents or rants/rambles when I feel like it. Most of the time involving religious frustration (☪️ specifically)

I have tons of dr’s but my “mains” are:

JJK, YouTuber, Squid Game, Haikyuu, Obey me!, etc. (more details)

Random Info:

Currently in college and struggling to figure out what I wanna do with my life. I’m 🇧🇦🇭🇷🇺🇸. Love cats to death, bunnies too. A mild hypochondriac.

I can't control who sees this blog, just keep it civil.

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I am down to give advice/tips to anyone regarding loa and shifting. Might temporarily close asks if there is any disrespect. Thank you :)

[h-0-error]

ig this s*icidal bitch is the last resort

my dude could off himself in the middle of the field and they would still mark it as a foul against Messi

[lanascurse]

reminder: a woman's worth is not determined by her physical beauty <3

[nothinggggg7]

Robbery in plain sight ✌️🥹

Cheating caught in 4K ✌️🥹

[no-thats-absurd]

croatians should be allowed to kill that referee actually

[an-atlas-or-other]

Soccer players are the horses of sports. They run around in fields for hours on end. They stub their toe and they die. They fall and they die. They run into each other and

[lanascurse]

women's football is a hydrogen bomb compared to men's. every two minutes they blow the whistle cuz a man tripped on the grass while a woman could get her arm amputated and still get up to play.

[lanascurse]

THE BIGGEST ROBBERY WAS COMMITED LAST NIGHT, IT WAS ENOUGH TO TELL ME FIFA IS A PAY-TO-WIN TOURNAMENT!!!!!! FUCK RONALDO AND FUCK FIFA.

[99oscaars]

shifting didn't exist until you decided it did.

anti-shifters have one thing right with one statement. "shifting isn't real". why do i say that? because they decided in their own reality that shifting isn't real, so it isn't.

the day you found out about shifting, it began to exist in your reality. shifting didn't exist until the day, the hour, the second you saw your first shifting related thing and materialized it into your 3D.

when you say "i don't know if shifting is actually real or not", you fade the concept of it in and out, like a buffering screen. that makes it harder for you to actually shift because the 3D is jumping between real and fake.

when you say "I can't shift", you allow more shifting related things to follow you online and in forums because you believe that YOU can't, and anyone else can. now you're demotivated because everyone you know is shifting, but you're still here.

when you say "shifting is real, and i know it because i've shifted" you allow yourself to BE the master shifter. you allow yourself to become what you're looking for. the 3D doesn't question that.

so essentially, shifting isn't real, if you think it isn't. you can't shift, if you think you can't, and you are stuck in your journey if you believe that's true.

change your mindset!!!!

[lanascurse]

i bought a deck of tarot cards for the hell of it and want to get into it, but more for intuitive guidance, not necessarily anything spiritual. if there’s anything that i should know, i’d appreciate that!

[lanascurse]

’hate that i made you love me’ from miss grande really sounds like it can be interpreted as how women feel towards men and the patriarchal society. idk, like if u get it, u get it.

[s3ev3enty]

not all cages have bars.

[lanascurse]

new dr idea: bunnies take over the world

[lanascurse]

IDEMOO VATRENIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

I LOVE THAT BALKAN COUNTRIES FINALLY GET THE RECOGNITION THEY DESERVE IN THE WC! all my love for hrvatska i bosna <3

[lillypop123]

cough cough spoilers

[lanascurse]

there's this one shifting sub i used to fall asleep to and there were a few times i woke up and thought i was legit dying. yeah, so no more with that one 😭

[belamourmoon]

Bestie, im bored...let's robotically affirm that we have all of our desires right now.

[lanascurse]

after watching the backrooms in theaters, i was so paranoid for the last few nights on if i was going to somehow end up no-clipping into the actual backrooms lmaooo 😭 and don't get me started on the christmas tree scene...