SpelingExpirt

About as professional as a troupe of monkeys trying to play an instrument.

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[pandyxmilkovich-blog]

Things just transpired in my house hold that are equal parts offensive and hilarious… Here goes.

So my roommate, Dale, has a gf who does not live with us, but she’s here all the time. So Sunday when my gf was her we were on the couch and we kissed (scandalous, I know) and she saw it, and I’m pretty sure that’s the first time she’s seen us be affectionate, that’s neither here nor there.

So today she tells Dale she’s “uncomfortable” here and wants him to move out because she thinks me and my lady are going to hit on her or something, she doesn’t like living with lesbians, cause it’s not “normal”, so now I’m pissed. Then, Dale goes, “well you don’t live here, so it shouldn’t be a problem, just stop coming over”…things escalated and Dale is trying to break up with her, but she won’t leave our house….she locked herself in Dales room.

So, Dale barges in my room wearing a bathrobe and goes, “call every lesbian you know, we’re smoking this bitch out!” Then turns around and whips his robe like a cape…

And that’s the story of how there are 8 lesbians climbing through the window of Dales room…

[dollsonmain]

Holy shit.

[neptunes-salty-butthole]

This is glorious

[jemthecrystalgem]

I like Dale. He’d break up with a bigoted girlfriend and he wears bathrobes like a cape. Not everyone would wear a bathrobe like a cape.

[minutia-r]

“Where did you learn to fight like that?”

“I have three older brothers.”

“Really?”

“Yeah, Wilson played first table on the chess team, Chester used to start crying every time he heard a sad song, Dan can really rock a cocktail dress and six-inch heels, and I wasn’t going to let anyone give them any shit for any of that.  So I had to learn to beat up people bigger than me pretty early on.”

[realkaijuhavecurves]

This is my new favourite post. Whenever there’s a female character who fights, it’s always because she’s learned from older male relatives. I’m gonna print this post and put it on my wall bc it gave me new hope for humanity.

[stutterhug]

Just Like the First Time.

[queeringfeministreality]

IM NOT CRYING YOURE CRYING

[bitchycode]

[corvidyouths]

I relate to the Millennium Falcon because I too am refered to as garbage and my motivator is broken

[anniephantom]

the Millennial Falcon

[budgiekazoo]

the Millennial Falcon was instrumental in destroying a fascist empire

[knitmeapony]

Artist’s site

[uppityfemale]

If people don’t think women’s bodies are being controlled, they aren’t looking hard enough.

[forumgamer]

Seriously, while the main reason I got a vasectomy was because it is a far less risky procedure than “tube-tying” is, it was also far easier to get a doctor to agree to get it done…

[purplebuddhaproject]

[mysharona1987]

Trump and the former President of Mexico acting like bitchy high school girls on social media. 

It’s like The West Wing meets Mean Girls.

What the world has come to.

[seven-valid-libras]

UPDATE

I voted for affordable education.

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[thingsfandomshavetaughtme]

why do people make shit arguments against queer representation by saying things like “the percentage of lgbt people in the population isn’t that high” well neither is the percentage of vampires but we see plenty of them in our media dont we

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America

1/16/17

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[bisexualgambit]

Job interviewer: So what are your qualifications for this position?

Me:

[safelyendangered]

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[weavemama]

the only good thing about trump supporters is how easy it is to drag them with the simplest fact 

[intersectionalfeministkilljoy]

Also, the Great Wall of China is also known as “the longest cemetery on earth”. A million people died building it, and it was finished due to forced labor.

[xproskeith]

The realest picture I’ve ever seen