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@spell-call
college enrollment is so freaking stressful omg
anyways for now since i miss this fandom and miss posting, im js gonna repost my tiktok from january here cus im proud of my editing and i wanna share more on tumblr
ep 5 best episode 😓🫶🫶
Sandy
who up missing chained life 🔥
Looking up at you like you're my everything
hi im alive \(^ヮ^)/ and well, mostly. i just finished all of my school work and will be graduating soon!! (YEAHHHH 🥳) ill be back online more often now especially after graduation day 🫶 and i can tune in to salty streams again 🥺
salty stream in four hours and i cant even tune in bcus of SCHOOL.
I would like to sincerely apologize to all new saltysurvivalist watchers/chatters who don’t know what the fuck has been going on for the past few streams there is Lore happening but we can show you the way (give you our lore notes lol)
what were the ODDS
cant believe kan d*ed in the first ten minutes of walls
salty told me to suck my stomach pain up do i change my pfp out of spite
gang agreed to change so ive made an ender pfp (TAKE THAT SALTY!)
also changed it on my tiktok (which u guys should totally say hi to im pretty active there)
salty told me to suck my stomach pain up do i change my pfp out of spite
gang agreed to change so ive made an ender pfp (TAKE THAT SALTY!)
salty told me to suck my stomach pain up do i change my pfp out of spite
my yaoi
Flowers
here to tell everyone that lingulini lost his last life the day his day one was replaced by a decoy for a day
Trained life 2, 3rd game spoilers?
There is something inherently gay as hell about how Winston, Charles, and Dr. Dahouse just. Everythinged. It's giving Yearner5200 in the absence of Thomas because Thomas's rizzed up alter-ego Timothy Von Kruger was out and about (did you SEE what he did to Beckett that shit was smooth as hell) ("I'm not that thirsty", looks at Beckett)
Charles and Winston having a sidebar about how to properly use the knife are definitely Burnder crumbs, not the best crumbs (those come later). Also this fuckass screenshot from right after gives me. Thoughts. (Insert homophobic dog)
There were definitely more Pander crumbs but oh my god there was rarely a time when Winston was alone in a room without Dr. Dahouse or Charles. Girl get a LIFE. Maybe he'd get a kill if he wasn’t busy hesitating about killing Dr. Dahouse or catching Charles in the crossfire.
Dr. Dahouse definitely cared about Winston too. Like, after Winston offered to protect him while he slept (the tryhard in me screams to be let out because it's literally a free kill, it takes too long to get out of bed) and just sat with him until he was done catching his z's they literally just started hovering around one another. One moment that sticks out to me is during one of the lights outs when they were in a group and Dr. Dahouse pulled his gun incase Winston was attacked.
Dr. Dahouse fully trusted Winston because Winston showed him his gun (bought with like evil drug money or smthn). Why didn’t Winston shoot Dr. Dahouse when he showed his gun? He's stupid that's why.
Then there's Dr. Dahouse with his. Beloved statements. (Dr. Dahouse) "Winston are you still- are you okay?" (Winston) "Hello hello, I'm here. Don't worry." (Dr. Dahouse) "You're the only one I can trust on this train so far Winston."
(Dr. Dahouse) "I'm very concerned Winston-" (Winston) "I'm very scared to drink the uh the drinks." (Dr. Dahouse) "You need to go drink? The bar should be over there." (Winston) "No, I have one but it's recent that I grabbed it so I'm a little scared to drink this cuz..." (Dr. Dahouse) "I'm a little concerned for you too."
After Charles went on his flop of a psycho mode (started too far away, got stuck on Ender’s dumbass, only killed Snowbird), Winston was watching to see what would happen. And then Hazel came shouting about how it was "the guy with the purple mask" so Winston went to investigate, already knowing that Charles was dead (or he just didn't see the outline).
Ok the grenade was really funny because Winston *was* a good distance away to throw the grenade and not die. But. Dr. Dahouse saw him and started running over to him saying "Winston! Winston!" Like an excited puppy (probably about to brag or check up on him after killing Charles). And the grenade hit him as he was coming closer, blowing up right there.
To Dr. Dahouse, he'd just killed a killer and successfully protected Winston after an all out attack. To Winston, he walked in looking for Charles to find his weird situationship standing over Charles's body. And his first instinct was to throw a grenade, no more hesitation to take out Dr. Dahouse. If I just lost my first situationship to my second situationship, I'm sending you with him type beat (if I can't have him, I don't deserve you)
Fellas is it gay to become attached to your killer bestie and also the vigilante who trusts and believes in you and wants to protect you with his life? To where the only person your vigi partner kills is your other partner and the only people you kill are yourself and your vigi partner (and also the Sheriff but like this ain't about you)
I HATE THEM. I hate them for being so complicated ughhh
Sometimes I wonder about what would’ve happened if Winston had the balls to kill everyone in this room but Dr. Dahouse during the black out vv
Because, if this was my tryhard group I'd get shot for doing some dumb shit like that. But... this is an rp group. The possibilities are endless. This guy who you trust with your life just stabbed a man and shot another right in front of you. What would you do? Shoot? Act betrayed? Join him in his killing spree? Toxic yaoi? Would Winston say they killed each other and would Dr. Dahouse believe him? Or would if be their dirty little secret as they moved on like nothing happened? Too many possibilities...
Either way, Winston's killing career would've been more successful if he wasn’t pussyfooting around using that damn grenade ToT
if i had a nickel for every time ender and panda blew up together id have two nickels
which isnt a lot but its hilarious that it happened twice
