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Jackie: FALSE. ALL THE APRONS ARE GOOD ONES IF YOU KNOW WHERE TO LOOK.
Jackie: AND OH I KNOW.
Gil: OKAY COOL THEN LET'S GO APRON SHOPPING!!
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{text} 🏃♀️ gackie
Jackie: FALSE. ALL THE APRONS ARE GOOD ONES IF YOU KNOW WHERE TO LOOK.
Jackie: AND OH I KNOW.
Gil: OKAY COOL THEN LET'S GO APRON SHOPPING!!
text 😏 jil
Jay: And who was your competition? Dwarves? That's easy
Gil: No but also dude, dwarves can EAT LIKE CRAZY.
Gil: Have you ever tried it?
TEXT 🤬 JUNIL
Junior: But NOBODY does that nowadays anyway! And they could've grown out and dyed their back then too, right?
Gil: Could people dye their hair back then? I always figured hair dye was like a new thing.
cashforrester:
It is, it really is! Its a fine piece of cinema that’s unfairly discredited on the basis of the form of media it presents itself in! And oh my god, yes! Although, fair warning, I’m generally not too smart but I’m kind of douchily good at Shrek trivia.
Hey, practice round? Ask me anything, then I’ll ask you one.
{text} 🤗 jeremil
Jeremy: You know, I can't say that doesn't sound pretty much the same as what I'd like to get done over break. I don't have anything too specific beyond that, though.
Gil: Do you even drink bro?? You just seem you'd drink like, tea and stuff. No offense.
{text} 🤗 jeremil
Jeremy: SOMEONE'S clearly excited. :P Any big plans, Gil?
Gil: HELL YEAH! Eat a lot, swim a lot, party a lot, sleep a lot. You?
{text} 🐙 guma
Uma: Yeah, kinda figured that, hence the 'not sure where you got that idea' thing. Did you finally figure out who sent me that fried octopus the other week, or did you just have the misfortune of running into Mal today?
Gil: Still working on the case! I have no leads! But I WON'T GIVE UP!
Gil: What? No. It wasn't Mal who asked me to ask you. Definitely not!!!
{text} 👀 gilsy
Maisy: I'm sure the clans have a way to deal with that before it gets to that point but....yeah if not then... yes they fight it out.
Gil: Man that's crazy! Imagine if schools had to fight over mascots
{text} 🏃♀️ gackie
Jackie: WELL IT'S NOT JUST ABOUT THE APRON IT'S ABOUT WHAT THE APRON SAYS. LOOK JUST GO SEE UMA AND I'LL GO TAKE A LOOK AT APRON'S WITH YOU
Gil: BUT WHAT IF ALL THE GOOD ONES ARE GONE BY THEN?
What should I teach Olaf how to do over spring break? I was thinking about skateboarding, but then I remembered I’m not good at skateboarding, so… it might be time to look for a Plan B.
Competitive eating. He can enter contests with me! But if he gets better than me there’s gonna be a problem.
{text} 🏃♀️ gackie
Jackie: WHY FOR WHAT
Gil: SALE ON APRONS AND I WAS GONNA GET HIM ONE TO SAY THANK YOU FOR TEACHING ME HOW TO COOK SPAGHETTI BUT YOU HAVE TO TELL ME NOW BC I GOTTA GO SEE UMA
{text} 👀 gilsy
Maisy: Yes! It's like how different schools have different mascots.
Gil: So what happens if two clans have the same tartan? Do you guys have to fight to see who gets to keep it??
{private} 🎈 gil & g3
gastonlegume3:
Gilston would be stupid, but you know what would be even stupider? I bet if we’d had a sister, dad would have called her Girlston.
If we had a sister she would legit just look like dad in a dress and that’s kind of a terrifying thought. But we’d never have to be like, protective brothers because she could easily kick any dudes ass. I can’t decide which name I hate more, Girlston or Gastonette.
TEXT 🤬 JUNIL
Junior: Whatever happened to those wigs? I feel like they just vanished!
Gil: Maybe people realized they could just grow their hair that way and dye it white if they wanted to?
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javierchvez:
Oooh yeah, you chose one hell of a dish to start out on. I probably would have suggested an easier stew, or something else entirely like a casserole – those are easy for beginners!
Did I ever tell you about the time I tried to microwave a banana because it had been in the fridge and was really cold when I tried to bite in to it and it started GLOWING? That shit was almost enough to put me off cooking for life. Almost.
cashforrester:
I really really love Shrek! I’ve never met anyone who loves it as much as I do, though I’m glad competition exists because it means people are recognizing the genius of the franchise. I have like a billion video essays dissecting the brilliance of Shrek, from why the soundtrack is so effective to how it encapsulates how to write a perfect character arc to what the metaphor of the movie means and why you should care; if you like Shrek, I recommend looking at those on my channel since they’re chockful of love and admiration for the series. And that’s great! I relate to him too, that’s why its so amazing!
I’ll check ‘em out! I mean, I’m not great at like, analysing the different arcs or whatever you said, but I do think more people should see that it’s so much more than just a funny kids movie! You should have me on your channel for a video, we could play a game where we test our Shrek trivia knowledge!
{text} 🤗 jeremil
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