What Is A Warlock Boyfriend For?

| Incorrect Quotes | Nicholas Scratch and Sabrina Spellman |

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Books

Prudence: Let me guess, you and Nick are having problems. You want me to teach you how to kiss. Sabrina: What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. I've read books.

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Crazy Murder

Ambrose: *to Nick* Sabrina is by far the best person I know, so if you let anything bad happen to her, I'm going to come over to your house and crazy-murder you

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Blessing

Ambrose: I want you to know that you have my blessing

Sabrina: For what?

Ambrose: To consumate your relationship with Nicholas

Sabrina: Woah, Ambrose!

Ambrose: I just meant that, should this thing work out, this guy's okay in my book. Look, I don't get to be a confidant all that often - ever, for anybody, because people don't really talk to me. So I... I wanted to give this careful consideration. And, after a thorough background check and an unauthorized blood test, I get what you see in this guy.

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In Charge

Sabrina: *To the weird sisters and Nick* Actually, Harvey's in charge, in case any of you have forgotten.

Nick and Prudence: No, we remember. We just don‘t care

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Mistakes

Harvey: You saved my life

Nick: Well, we all make mistakes.

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Idc

Prudence: What is the matter of you two?

Nick: Nothing

Sabrina: Nothing

Prudence: Well obviously something. Ooh, hang on a minute, I've just realised! I don't care.

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Idea

Nick: Oh no, you are getting an idea, aren‘t you?

Sabrina: Yes, I am

Nick: Is this idea gonna cause me physical pain?

Sabrina: Maybe

Nick: Is this Idea gonna get me in trouble?

Sabrina: Definitely

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Stay away

Harvey: You‘re going to tell me to stay away from Sabrina?

Nick: If I had to do that, she wouldn‘t be my girl

Harvey: Then there is nothing to worry about, is there Scratch?

Nick: It must burn you up that a warlock like me saved your life, huh? Gotta be careful. I might not be there next time. Oh, and Farm boy – stay away from my girl.

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Really doing this

Nick: I love you

Sabrina: We‘re really doing this, aren‘t we?

Nick: We‘re really doing this

Sabrina: Officially

Nick: A hundred percent. Dinners, dates, introducing you as my girlfriend. The whole thing.

Sabrina: I like the sound of that

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What I want

Nick: It wasn’t sex. It wasn’t just sex. It was you. I wanted you and I wanted the honor of being wanted by you. And fuck if I hadn’t made my whole life about getting what I wanted.

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Details

Prudence: So...you and the half witch?

Nick: What about us?

Prudence: I want to make sure I get all the details right when I tell this story. Did you sweep her off her feet or was it the other way around?

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Decent

Nick:*Knocks on door* Decent?

Sabrina: Yep

Nick: *Opens door* Damn

Sabrina: If you're hoping to see something, the trick is to not knock first.

Nick: That would be wrong. The trick is to hope you say 'no, but come in anyway.'

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Effect

Sabrina: You have no notion of the effect you have on me

Nick: If by effect, you mean finding yourself in unchartered waters, wondering whether you are coming or going....Then I fear you have the same effect on me, Spellman

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Appropriate

*Nick and Sabrina are kissing on the academy grounds*

Nick: Do you think this is appropriate?

Sabrina: Nope. And I happen to know there isn't an appropriate thought running through your head right now. Nick: Or any other time

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Gentleman

Harvey: Nick‘s no kind of Gentleman, Sabrina.

Sabrina: That's all right. I'm no kind of lady *smirks and winks*

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Nice

Sabrina: *walks down the stairs all dressed up*

Harvey: You look nice

Sabrina: Nice? Try harder

Harvey: Really nice

Nick: Next time, try this; Sabrina, I didn't know what beauty was until I saw you walking toward us a minute ago. Sabrina: I like this better, at least he sounds like he meant it. Nick: Oh I meant it, Spellman

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Sabrina: Did you know if you scramble the letters of your name, it spells CRASH KNIT? Nick: I didn’t realize that.

Sabrina: And the letters of my name scrambled make Mrs. Nick Scratch.