Think like a proton

Spencer McKinnon Twenty Four Years Old Chemistry Teacher at Havensdale High Teaches Classes at Yale on Tuesdays Painfully Human "A hurt person does everything they can to protect themselves from getting hurt again."

[spence-mckinnon]

M!A: Your character body swaps with another character (Dave)

Oh god, what is happening? I can’t teach my 10am class like this.

[willorcs]

[spence-mckinnon]

marajedi :

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[spence-mckinnon]

interview-with-a-dave :

So why do chemists call Helium, Curium, and Barium the medical elements?

Because if you can’t Helium or Curium, you Barium! … No? Too dark for a Monday, 9AM? I’ll go back to the drawing board. You know, gossip spreads fast in that teacher’s lounge and I do not want to go down as the guy who traumatized his students.

That was literally the worst joke I’ve ever heard. Is that supposed to be a play on words? Barium doesn’t even sound like ‘bury him’. Oh, yeah. Please excuse me while I bare-y my friend here because I couldn’t healy him.

[spence-mckinnon]

God, I am really not feeling like doing any homework.

Who wants to go dancing, or, oo, drinking? Or both?

I’m going to pass on that. Something tells me I’ll just be a downer on your whole night. You feel free to throw away your education for a shot of tequila though. Life your life. Try not to get arrested.

[spence-mckinnon]

ricky-bmont :

                   I just failed three quarters of the freshman chem class. Amazing yet disturbing how wrong some of these answers are.

                  That’s a bit harsh. I mean, whatever. They probably weren’t going to make much of their lives anyway considering how hard it is to get a job these days. Your failing them will have just pushed them another step closer to accepting that minimum wage job at the grocery store and letting go of all hope of getting out of this town. Good for you.

[spence-mckinnon]

hayden-millstone:

Don’t you just love it when your earphones go on and get all tangled up and it takes you like thirty minutes to untangle them? I know I do!

Can’t say I’ve ever had that problem, but I also can’t say that I even own a set of headphones so... You’re Hayden, right? Sorry, I haven’t had a chance to introduce myself yet. I’m Spencer.

[spence-mckinnon]

interview-with-a-dave:

Come on Dave. Keep it together.

You gotta keep it together. Deep breaths, come on. It’s 2014. She left in ‘69. You’re not hungry. You’re not hungry. Your name is David Perry and it’s 2014. You have your humanity. Oh man…

Maybe I can just- just lean here for a while.

Hey, Dave! I’ve been looking all over for you. Look, I’m really going to need you to hand in that report soon because I can’t keep making up excuses for-... woah, hey, are you alright?

[timetobezainagain]

[criminalmindscentral]

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[spence-mckinnon]

Is that-... Nah, there’s no way...

[gunpowderand-ana]

I could have sworn this was full a minute ago.

[gunpowderand-ana]

Wh— Spence? Spence what are you— [walking over to the lurker]

O-Oh my God. I— Oh boy. Rock on. You know that one time I suggested you should get yourself some leather, this wasn’t exactly what I had in mind but whatever floats your boat. Work it.

[spence-mckinnon]

Shhh! Oh my god, someone's going to see me! Ana, what do I do? I don't know why I thought this was a good idea. I am a teacher!

[gunpowderand-ana]

I could have sworn this was full a minute ago.

Honestly, turn your back for five seconds and it all just goes terribly wrong. Guess this is probably a sign from above I should go ahead and switch to the half-the-sugar stuff.

[spence-mckinnon]

Pss

Pssst. Ana. Ana! -lurking behind some wall like a creep- Ana, I think I made a terrible terrible mistake.

[spence-mckinnon]

Spencer's Save Sal's Look - ??

[spence-mckinnon]

Guidance lady person.

He is not qualified to be a teacher.

[annie-porter]

I-I don’t know, I thought everything was fine… It’s not the workload, I can usually handle all the work but— Don’t freakin’ cry in front of your teacher! Do I tell him about Greg and the laminating? There’s just some… some stuff going on and I can’t concentrate. I’m really, really sorry, Sir.

[spence-mckinnon]

It's- It's okay. These things happen. Just-... Well we have a guidance lady person you can talk to, or I'm here now, or-... Listen, bad stuff happens all the time, you know? If you can't focus because of something in the future, just come speak to me, okay? We can sort something out because, like I said, I know you're smart and I would hate for something to be holding you back. As for this test... I'm scrapping it. I don't have to submit the test scores until the end of the month, so when you're feeling up to it, let me know and I'll let you resit the test. How does that sound?

[spence-mckinnon]

Spencer's going to have to go see Dave after this like "omg bro, I made a little girl cry! D:"

[annie-porter]

-Soul completeley dying at “failed”- I-I didn’t mean it, sir… Honest! I-It just… I didn’t study enough and I know I should have. I’ve been so busy a-and I guess I just… forgot about it.

[spence-mckinnon]

I know you didn't. I know. You're a smart kid, Annie. I know you wouldn't do something like this on purpose, but this test is going towards your final grade and-... well, it's why I wanted to talk to you... to make sure everything was okay. Is everything okay? Because if the workload is getting too difficult I know a student that goes to Yale who could help you keep up, or... if you're stressed... I don't know, Annie. I see great potential in you and I don't want that going to waste.