Shitposts From The Gas Station 🦝

A sideblog dedicated to Jack Townsend's "Tales From The Gas Station" books because I've sunk too deep into this fandom and need an outlet to post memes about it 💀 Run by @jjthechaoticgay

[mynameisleroy]

Hey, since no one I know understands my obsession with this online horror story, and I prefer this site to the comments section on reddit, if anyone wants to chat about Tales From the Gas Station, be it the ongoing web posts or the book (I have read it, and I’d love to hear other peoples theories about certain things within) feel free to message me through this blog! I know this is probably like rolling out the red carpet for trolls, but y’all probably know what it’s like being the only online horror fan in your social circle.

[clockworkreapers]

1: They were not betting. 2: They all share their money in Tales From The Road so uh Jerry... where are you getting that ten bucks exactly? @begaydodrughailsatan and @chaieyestea gave me this idea

[clockworkreapers]

Happy valentines day, she says in a very not foreboding manner knowing what the next post is gonna be :)

[bucket-o-trash]

Do Not Touch. Do Not Pet.

Had to draw Spencer after reading the Bite Risk Fic by BreadBird go read it, it's so good.

[bucket-o-trash]

W.i.p. of two dudes who hate eachother gayly

[maggotlands]

the hottest tftgs characgter ... .

the 1990 (first gen altimas were 93-97. not sure why he said this) nissan altima!!!!

[disjungo]

He use the same clothes for a whole weekend while listen deftones

[h4msterk1tty]

Jack and Jerry

[spencer-effing-middleton]

In celebration of That 70s Show getting a 90s themed sequel/spin-off, have a meme :)

[multi-lefaiye]

TFTGS Inktober Day Twenty-Three: Sabine

Almost fully caught up with my personal inktober challenge!!! Yahoo!!!

Now here’s a character I’m kind of obsessed with even though there’s not that many details about her in canon: Sabine!!!

Also, as per usual, disclaimer that these are my personal designs for all the characters! Just kinda havin’ fun :’3 Probably gonna post days 24 and 25 tomorrow, because I have other things I need to get done tonight haha!!

[Image Description: A greyscale drawing of Sabine from the Tales From the Gas Station series as shown in my style, depicted from the shoulders up in a ¾ view and facing the left. Sabine is a young woman with thick, dark, slightly wavy hair, winged eyeliner, and freckles on her face. In the drawing, Sabine is wearing a white collared shirt and has one hand lifted, lightly brushing her face as she looks towards the viewer. The background has a gradient on it from light to dark, and there is a semi-transparent polka dog effect over the whole piece, as well as a texture like grainy paper. The corners of the piece are darker than the rest, creating an effect like a halo of light. White handwritten text above Sabine’s head reads: “23. SABINE” / End ID.]

[spencer-effing-middleton]

Rosa: Why are you on the floor?

Jack: I'm depressed.

Jack: Also I was stabbed, can you call O'Brien, please?

[spencer-effing-middleton]

Rosa, driving Jack and Jerry: So how was your day?

Jerry: We almost got surprise adopted!

Rosa: What?

Jack: We almost got kidnapped.

Rosa: Oh, okay.

Rosa: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!

[artistfingers]

That was the last time I ever felt awkward talking to Jerry.

a recent commission for @transtarks—a lil comic adaption of a scene from Tales From The Gas Station by Jack Townsend ( •̀ ω •́ )✧

[little-ghost-little-ghost]

Tales from the gas station

[spencer-effing-middleton]

Have some gas station memes because I'm depressed and an insomniac

[spencer-effing-middleton]

Jack on his way to his monthly appointment with Dr. V:

[spencer-effing-middleton]

Jerry, trying to cheer the group up: Things could be worse, you know!

Jack: How?

Jerry: How what?

Jack: How could they be worse?

Jerry: They couldn’t, I lied.