Starkid Potterhead from district 12

I like your shoe laces :)

[darkcomedies-deactivated2022042]

econ majors like girl help GameStop is in retrograde

[paxamericana]

[betterhaircut]

[studthismuffin]

He didn’t stutter

[madamslayyy]

Now why he burn her ass up on national television

[blendyhendrix]

RIP Alex

[rslashrats]

i think if you wanted to eat white chocolate you could just eat candle wax instead and not even notice the difference

[wagamaggot]

lmaoo you’re just mad im eating this delicious white chocolate and you’re not

[wagamaggot]

my god.. this isnt white chocolate

[redchrominance]

this is gwyneth paltrows p

[dingdongyouarewrong]

one time i was in a pub in london and saw lemonade on the menu and i was like mmmm lemonade!!! but i’ve been to australia and been tricked before so i was like hey is this actual lemonade lemonade or is it just sprite and she was like it’s actual lemonade so i ordered some and she brought it back and it was sprite. i hate england

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[petitbourgeoisiedeathsquad]

bro what is real lemonade

[thatguythatlikesmgsalottoomuch]

[memewhore]

[whatareyoureallyafraidof]

[beemojis]

i have to reblog this again bc i just noticed it’s from Guy Fieri

[chewbacca]

Bonus:

[nasa-cryptid]

wow! congrats, yall!

[alurdunfinn]

I, for one, welcome our new trans gods

[cockyroaches]

I love the implication that the Singular Christian God has been replaced by. Every trans person. We are now a unity

[hampop]

Whats a mob to a king? What’s a king to a God? What’s a God to my Trans friend Hailey who works at Kroger’s?

[memewhore]

1/20/21

[owlmylove]

[badjokesbyjeff]

Why can‘t Trump enter the White House anymore?

Because it is forbiden.

[trekkienatural]

Change your goddamn url jeff

[jaubaius]

No way out

[bogleech]

idiot jail for ignorant beasts

[nevver]

Lily Van

[unrealunearths]

it’s a good day

[anxietyproblem]

[albertnatural]

who the fuck thinks “i want to see 3 completely identical, smooth, blue men get absolutely soaked in paint that they tap off their little drums.” nobody.

[quorpiest]

Sounds like you’re jealous they didn’t let you in the group

[albertnatural]

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[autisticexpression]

What the fuck are you talking about?

[big-x]

Blue Man Group

Percussion band that performs in blue body paint. Frequently adding liquid effects to the instruments for visual effect.

[albertnatural]

cool video but im talking about some other guys i know

[choppedcowboydinosaur]

Saw them in Vegas once. They were surprisingly good.

[ceddar-cheez]

Saw them off-Broadway in NYC, they do more than just paint on percussion, it’s a wild preformence

[albertnatural]

i feel like you guys aren’t listening to me

[mysharona1987]

Not to sound like a Crazed Communist~! here.

But if you have $131 billion you can probably afford air conditioning and regular bathroom breaks for everyday Americans that work in your stores. 

You’re still going to be ridiculously rich anyway.

But, yeah, let’s focus on finding life on fucking Pluto.