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Gayass Criminal Minds Sideblog—20–Moried, Jemily, Hotchssi Icon by @racingairplanes

[spencermorgans]

Heyyy belated intro post.

Joy. Early 20s. CM blog that is occasionally NSFW.

Insane Moreid and Jemily shipper, deranged Hotchyet fic writer (it started as a joke), Hossi truther, Penelope Girlie™️, and feral Jason Gideon stan.

[moreidiful]

i miss tobias hankel. he's so cute. My sweet baby. life would be so beautiful if he was still with me.

[spencermorgans]

[spencermorgans]

everyone’s gonna be thirsting over an unsub now that Connor Storrie’s playing one in CME. they weren’t there they weren’t in the trenches TRUE unsub fuckers looked at the reaper and Cat Adams like 👀👀

[peachfromcmbyn]

People on Tumblr love sharing information about themselves no matter how asinine it is. And I'm the same way. Everybody tell me what the last thing you drank was.

[abortionado]

The way that everyone is 100% convinced that Spencer and Ethan fucked in New Orleans

[guccifloralsuits]

The way that everyone is 100% RIGHT

[moreidiful]

i cant stop thinking about this picture of derek because look at his little freckles. theyrss kind of hidden. but fuck. little stars all over. on his dome too. alsp his beautiful brown eyes and lashes and the piercing hole on his ear. the hit of his widows peak snd his cutie hands.

[moreidiful]

rossi : Reid we need you

Reid: ok sir

rossi: you have to eat concrete

Reid: what?

Rossi: the unsub. he's. killing people with concrete mixers. we need you to pose as one to lure him out.

Morgan: not on my watch

Reid (stomach full of cement): oh

[spencermorgans]

[moreidiful]

feeling a horrible awful sickness because of derek morgan. i love him too much. I spent my whole day on him, just thinking and drawing and dreaming and I'm in a really sour mood because It's still not enough. is there a cure for this? Should i be put down? What is it called when you love someone so much you have to die because of it?

[spencermorgans]

[moremoremoreid]

Hello moreiders,

Its jellybean :)

Finally got around to making a Moreid specific blog, a place to push long term moreid propaganda. If you follow my main blog, littlelilypads, maybe check this one out instead.

I don’t use any other socials fr but if you’re interested, I post moreid fics over on ao3!!

https://archiveofourown.org/users/jellybean22/pseuds/jellybean22

excited to play and make more moreid and CM pals. Xoxoxox yippee

[moreidiful]

spencer reid's greed and gluttony is really unmatched. 500 thousand beautiful y/n girlfriends. has everyone in his unit on a leash. biggest fan club out of anyone in the bau. i know he cant handle all that!!! we all saw how bad he fumbled every gorgeous person on the show!!

We have to do something about him. im really serious. i know his life fucking sucks but its ridiculous how much he gets for just batting his eyes and looking pathetic. #downwithreid!!!!!

[the-honeydew-diary]

like and reblog if you're obsessed with derek morgan and desperately wish he got more appreciation !! *bashes the like button continuously with a brick*

[moreidiful]

All the reidheads enjoying my reid post, even though it is really a moreid trap with reid cheese in the middle. every single spencer lover you will become a moreider.

[imagining-in-the-margins]

Spencer Reid & Catherine Adams in Criminal Minds S11E11 “Entropy,” S12E22 “Red Light,” S15E6 “Date Night” // quote by Richard Siken, “Crush”

[moreidiful]

hi moreidoracle!! have you ever considered stepford wife Reid I think it would be fun

— @spencermorgans

Hi im moreioracle. i hadnt before but i am now. unfortunately i think that he would like that too much. So he probably shouldn't be allowed. I think having a routine and doing chores and being whatever derek wants would make him really content.

So, yes it would be fun. for Reid. Which we can't have.

[nabakovian]

okay i talked about this vaguely before but it really does bother me when people talk about hotch like he's a father figure to his team because to me it just tells me that the person saying it isn't really engaging with his core character flaw which is that he's not really capable of being a father no matter how hard he tries. like he's obviously a protector and he's definitely better with jack in the later seasons like he clearly loves him but at the same time he basically foists his caretaking responsibilities onto any woman who enters his life. and being a protector and being a caretaker are two very different things which can both fall under the "father" umbrella, but the set of assumptions accompanying any narrative that he's any kind of father to the team tend to shoehorn him into the caretaker role if that makes sense. like i'm sorry but this man is a Bad Father and that is a core character trait that you simply must acknowledge, darlings.

and it's especially stupid because you have rossi RIGHT THERE!!! rossi who's an incredible father, who is a caretaker in many ways, who loves to feed his team and joke with them and play games with them and give them hugs and kisses on the cheeks.

so the conclusion i've come to is that rossi is The Team's father. and hotch is My father. vaguely alcoholic extremely workaholic deadbeat too traumatized by his own childhood to be an effective parent.

[moreidiful]

hello everyone these are some of my gifs. i have special sparkly ones too but those are for only good moreiders.

[spencermorgans]

Spencer: So, in conclusion, I believe the painful sensation after passing a meal of spicy chilies is proof that the rectum does, in fact, possess the sense of taste

Derek: I concur, but you changed the subject

Derek: What are we doing for Valentine’s Day?