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*Fire alarms go off in FBI building at 7:45 am*

Hotch: alright, that’s the annual fire drill. everybody stay calm and exit the-

*Penelope RUNS out of the room*

Hotch: GARCIA?

Penelope, running down the hall: I NEED MY PLUSHIESSSS. THEY WILL SURVIVE!!!

Hotch: it’s just a drill-

Reid, fretting: HAS EVERYBODY READ MY EMERGENCY FIRE DRILL PROCEDURES???

*Emily throws herself through the glass window*

Derek: we’re on the sixth floor, how’s she gonna…?

Hotch: will everyone please calm down, it’s ONLY a-

*Reid stops, drops, and rolls around the floor*

Derek shrugs and starts doing super-spy moves (somersaults, unnecessary turns, etc.) to maneuver around the building, evading the “fire”

Hotch: i truly don’t know why i even try…… where’s Dave?

*David Rossi has yet to step inside the building this morning with the foreknowledge of the annual fire drill*

Rossi, sipping coffee, leaning against the building: i wonder how he’s doing this year.

*JJ arrives late*

JJ: hey, what’d i miss?

Rossi: annual fire drill.

JJ: ah.

JJ: ooh.

Rossi: yeah.

• incorrect text posts (part 14)

part 13

rewrotethestars

We’re losing ancient texts

#garvez #penelope garcia #luke alvez

aaronhotchnerssuit

Do u all think Hotch sat down to listen to Brian Garrity’s podcast for a little check in cause he was proud of the BAU for catching the infamous Sicarius killer only to be met with utter bullshit ?

#aaron hotchner #criminal minds evolution #cme #he’s actually happy he doesn’t have to deal with brian garrity

ifiwereagirlinabook

Michelle | 20s | INFJ

main blog (fan account): @spencestiel-michelle

work in progress…

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just want to take a second to remind everyone that i have a non-criminal minds related sideblog, should you be so interested in muah, you are more than welcomed :)

• incorrect text posts (part 13)

part 12, part 14

mortalscience

sibling triad penelope, jj, and tyler

#criminal minds evolution #cme #penelope garcia #jennifer jareau #tyler green

skippyskellies

I generated a bunch of headcanons for the cm characters. Here is part one lol!

#this is so cool #criminal minds #criminal minds fandom #cm fandom #criminal minds characters

why do these 3 look like they’re in a western?

#criminal minds evolution #cme #jennifer jareau #tara lewis #tyler green #luke alvez #cme season 19

marvelfanlife

Criminal Minds | 19.06 'Proxy'

#tara lewis is so cool.#tara lewis #cme #criminal minds evolution

demolition-venom

I think Criminal Minds is one of those shows where you need a comfort show for your comfort show

Penelope: do professional chefs order pizza or do they prefer to make it themselves?

JJ: uhh.. i dunno. rossi?

Rossi: don’t insult me.

#cm incorrect quotes #david rossi #penelope garcia #jennifer jareau #cm #criminal minds #criminal minds fandom #cm fandom #criminal minds incorrect quotes #incorrect cm #incorrect criminal minds quotes #incorrect criminal minds #criminal minds incorrect

Reid: my grandkids are going to think i’m crazy when i tell them it used to be cold in December.

Penelope: wait until they hear about sea animals. animals that use to swim in the ocean? crazyyy

Rossi: they’re going to think a region called long island sunken below the ocean is a joke.

Emily: imagine explaining a thing called democracy to them. ha!

Derek: or the existence of the lower economic classes.

JJ: or that robots never had as much power and influence as human beings.

Hotch: i would hate for all of this to be a memory, just stories that we tell the next generations.

#cm incorrect quotes #spencer reid #dr spencer reid #penelope garcia #david rossi #emily prentiss #derek morgan #jennifer jareau #aaron hotchner #cm #criminal minds #criminal minds fandom #cm fandom #incorrect cm #criminal minds incorrect quotes #incorrect criminal minds quotes #incorrect criminal minds

spencestiel-michelle

Reid: it’s the first day of summer. which means it’s the first day of my hibernation.

Reid: call me when it’s the autumn equinox.

autumn.

#happy summer… yay…#spencer reid #dr spencer reid #criminal minds incorrect quotes #incorrect criminal minds quotes #cm incorrect quotes #criminal minds incorrect #incorrect criminal minds #incorrect criminal minds quote #incorrect quotes #incorrect cm

10 people you’d like to get to know

tyy for the tag @allieslittlewritings !

last song: “passenger” by alex warren

currently watching: white collar (rewatch) and criminal minds evolution s19

current obsession: you know, for the first time, i’m not obsessed with anything. just kind of enjoying things.

currently reading: Gladys McGarey | The Well Lived Life: A 102 Year Old Doctor’s Six Secrets to Health and Happiness at Every Age

currently working on: living slower, a drawing, life bs, health and wellness, and searching for whimsy.

currently wearing: bootcut jeans and a black long sleeve scoop top (it’s like a knitted/cotton situation), and white socks :)

last google search: “fandango promo code” (‘cause i desperately want to see the new spiderman movie !!)

favorite flower: wildflowers 🌼🪻🌸🪻

np tags: @mandarinmoons, @reidloverr @abraincellandahalf, @sophlocks221b + anyone else who wants to do it!!

#i don’t know who else to tag ten people is a lottt

sooo. fun fact. whenever i post a picture on here, be it incorrect text posts or character pics, i edit the quality to the best possible definition i can get it to. fun fact is… i did not realize how different an edited picture looks when i have my reading glasses on compared to when i don’t… 🙂 sooo if any pics have ever looked extra highly defined, it’s bc my dumbass wasn’t wearing glasses 👍

#how did it take me so long to notice? greaaat question 🙂‍↕️

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Criminal Minds Characters and their Favorite Films

**note: i couldn’t possibly attribute movies i haven’t seen or don’t know well (even if they fit better) to the characters as per my desire to pair them realistically. but feel free to express your thoughts!

• Emily Prentiss | Pretty Woman