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welcome to your "friendly" neighborhood bau 🟣not a spolier free zone🟣 michelle • 21 • she/her

[spencestiel-michelle]

*Fire alarms go off in FBI building at 7:45 am*

Hotch: alright, that’s the annual fire drill. everybody stay calm and exit the-

*Penelope RUNS out of the room*

Hotch: GARCIA? 

Penelope, running down the hall: I NEED MY PLUSHIESSSS. THEY WILL SURVIVE!!!

Hotch: it’s just a drill-

Reid, fretting: HAS EVERYBODY READ MY EMERGENCY FIRE DRILL PROCEDURES???

*Emily throws herself through the glass window* 

Derek: we’re on the sixth floor, how’s she gonna…? 

Hotch: will everyone please calm down, it’s ONLY a- 

*Reid stops, drops, and rolls around the floor* 

Derek shrugs and starts doing super-spy moves (somersaults, unnecessary turns, etc.) to maneuver around the building, evading the “fire”

Hotch: i truly don’t know why i even try…… where’s Dave? 

*David Rossi has yet to step inside the building this morning with the foreknowledge of the annual fire drill*

Rossi, sipping coffee, leaning against the building: i wonder how he’s doing this year. 

*JJ arrives late*

JJ: hey, what’d i miss? 

Rossi: annual fire drill. 

JJ: ah.

JJ: ooh. 

Rossi: yeah. 

[mortalscience]

sibling triad penelope, jj, and tyler

[skippyskellies]

I generated a bunch of headcanons for the cm characters. Here is part one lol!

[spencestiel-michelle]

why do these 3 look like they’re in a western?

[marvelfanlife]

Criminal Minds | 19.06 'Proxy'

[demolition-venom]

I think Criminal Minds is one of those shows where you need a comfort show for your comfort show

[spencestiel-michelle]

Penelope: do professional chefs order pizza or do they prefer to make it themselves? 

JJ: uhh.. i dunno. rossi? 

Rossi: don’t insult me. 

[spencestiel-michelle]

Reid: my grandkids are going to think i’m crazy when i tell them it used to be cold in December. 

Penelope: wait until they hear about sea animals. animals that use to swim in the ocean? crazyyy

Rossi: they’re going to think a region called long island sunken below the ocean is a joke. 

Emily: imagine explaining a thing called democracy to them. ha!

Derek: or the existence of the lower economic classes. 

JJ: or that robots never had as much power and influence as human beings. 

Hotch: i would hate for all of this to be a memory, just stories that we tell the next generations. 

[spencestiel-michelle]

Reid: it’s the first day of summer. which means it’s the first day of my hibernation. 

Reid: call me when it’s the autumn equinox. 

autumn.

[spencestiel-michelle]

10 people you’d like to get to know

tyy for the tag @allieslittlewritings ! 

last song: “passenger” by alex warren 

currently watching: white collar (rewatch) and criminal minds evolution s19

current obsession: you know, for the first time, i’m not obsessed with anything. just kind of enjoying things.

currently reading: Gladys McGarey | The Well Lived Life: A 102 Year Old Doctor’s Six Secrets to Health and Happiness at Every Age

currently working on: living slower, a drawing, life bs, health and wellness, and searching for whimsy.

currently wearing: bootcut jeans and a black long sleeve scoop top (it’s like a knitted/cotton situation), and white socks :)

last google search: “fandango promo code” (‘cause i desperately want to see the new spiderman movie !!) 

favorite flower: wildflowers 🌼🪻🌸🪻

np tags: @mandarinmoons, @reidloverr @abraincellandahalf, @sophlocks221b + anyone else who wants to do it!!

[spencestiel-michelle]

sooo. fun fact. whenever i post a picture on here, be it incorrect text posts or character pics, i edit the quality to the best possible definition i can get it to. fun fact is… i did not realize how different an edited picture looks when i have my reading glasses on compared to when i don’t… 🙂 sooo if any pics have ever looked extra highly defined, it’s bc my dumbass wasn’t wearing glasses 👍

[spencestiel-michelle]

Criminal Minds Characters and their Favorite Films

**note: i couldn’t possibly attribute movies i haven’t seen or don’t know well (even if they fit better) to the characters as per my desire to pair them realistically. but feel free to express your thoughts! 

• Emily Prentiss | Pretty Woman

• David Rossi | The Godfather

• Derek Morgan | The Avengers

• Alex Blake | Half Nelson

• Tara Lewis | Inception

• Jennifer Jareau | Erin Brockovich

• Aaron Hotchner | La La Land

• Matt Simmons | Mrs. Doubtfire

• Elle Greenaway | The Perks of Being a Wallflower

• Jason Gideon | Vertigo

• Spencer Reid | Matilda

• Penelope Garcia | Pandora’s Box

• Luke Alvez | Titanic

[spencestiel-michelle]

Criminal Minds Characters and their Favorite Films

**note: i couldn’t possibly attribute movies i haven’t seen or don’t know well (even if they fit better) to the characters as per my desire to pair them realistically. but feel free to express your thoughts! 

• Emily Prentiss | Pretty Woman

• David Rossi | The Godfather

• Derek Morgan | The Avengers

• Alex Blake | Half Nelson

• Tara Lewis | Inception

• Jennifer Jareau | Erin Brockovich

• Aaron Hotchner | La La Land

• Matt Simmons | Mrs. Doubtfire

• Elle Greenaway | The Perks of Being a Wallflower

• Jason Gideon | Vertigo

• Spencer Reid | Matilda

• Penelope Garcia | Pandora’s Box

• Luke Alvez | Titanic

[ahmadwaleedfamily]

My father might not survive without urgent help.

He was admitted to the hospital today, and his condition is critical. We are terrified and running out of time. We cannot afford the treatment and medication he needs every day. Without it, his life is in real danger. I’m begging you please, don’t ignore this. Help us in any way you can.

Even a small contribution or sharing this post could save his life.

Please… we truly need you right now. 🙏💔 :::

📌 Fundraiser vetted (#167 by el-shab-hussein & nabulsi), But we created a new GoFundMe page because GoFundMe suspended the beneficiary’s account on the platform, which put us in a very difficult situation.

[ahmadwaleedfamily]

Guys, my father is in the hospital and his life is in real danger without treatment.

Please don’t scroll past this your support or even sharing could save him 🙏💔

[spencestiel-michelle]

This reminded me of the pun filled inspirational quotes you've sent me over time 😂

aww, that’s perfect. 😂

[aolafamily2000]

I am a mother living with my children in a tent that no longer protects us…

Its walls are worn out, and the cold seeps through every night as if we have no shelter at all.

Rodents are everywhere, getting close to our little food and frightening my children in their sleep.

I try to stay strong for them, but fear and exhaustion weigh heavily on my heart each day.

We are in desperate need of help… any kind hand that can restore a sense of safety and give my children a chance to live with dignity.

Donate to Help Ola’s Family Find Stability Again, organized by Ola Moh

"The Alaa family lived a peaceful and stable life in their beautiful home. Alaa and her… Ola Moh needs your support for Help Ola’s Family Fi

✅Vetted by @gazavetters, my number verified on the list is (#514)✅

[criminally-depressed]

Morgan: You ever notice how you say terrifying things like they’re fun facts?

Reid: They are fun facts.

Morgan: You once said “this is just like a mass grave” while smiling.

Reid: I was excited.

Morgan: That’s the problem, pretty boy.