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horror flick director, spencer wright.at your service.

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cross off the things you've done [ ic ]

[spencylvania-blog]

Graduated high school.  Kissed someone. Collected something really silly. Smoked a cigarette. Got so drunk you passed out. Rode every ride at an amusement park. Gone to a rock concert. Helped someone. Gone fishing. Watched four movies in one night. Gone long periods of time without sleep. Lied to someone. Snorted cocaine. Failed a class. Smoked weed. Dealt drugs.

Been in a car accident. Been in a tornado. Been to a funeral. Burned yourself. Ran a marathon.

Cried yourself to sleep. Spent over $200 in one day. 

Flown on a plane. Cheated on someone. Been cheated on. Written a 10 page letter.

Gone skiing. Been sailing.

Had a best friend. Lost someone you loved. Shoplifted something. Been to jail. Dangerously close to being in jail.  Skipped school.  Had detention.  Got in trouble for something you didn’t do. Stolen books from the library. Gone to a different country. Dropped out of school. Watched the “Harry Potter” movies. Had an online diary. Had a yard sale. Had a lemonade stand. Actually made money at the lemonade stand. Been in a school play. Been fired from a job. Swam with dolphins. Taken a lie detector test. Gone to Sea World. Voted for someone on a reality TV show. Written poetry. Read more than 20 books a year. Gone to Europe.  Loved someone you shouldn’t have.

Used a coloring book over age 12. Had surgery. Had stitches. Taken a taxi. Seen the Washington Monument. Overdosed. Had a drug or alcohol problem. Been in a fist fight.  Suffered any form of abuse. Gone surfing in California. Had a hamster/guinea pig. Pet a wild animal. Used a credit card. Did “spirit day” at school. Dyed your hair. Got a tattoo. Got straight A’s. Been on the Honor Roll. Know someone with HIV or AIDS. Made-out with someone. Played on a sports team. Snuck out of the house. Swore at a teacher.  Gone laser tagging. Dated someone.  Been on the TV. French braided. Skinny-dipped. Driven a car. Performed in front of an audience. Been in love. Been on a train. Seen a ghost. Gone bungee-jumping. Been to Mexico. Crashed a car. Sky dived. Been kissed in the rain. Made an 11:11 wish. Drank alcohol. Forwarded a chain letter.

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◖BILLY◗

"Pretty sure a super cool, talented, amazing celebroty like myself shouldn’t be bored.”

            ❝You forgot to add 'humble' to                your list of delusions there, Billy.❞

[spencylvania-blog]

       ah, 2k15.                  i remember 2014 like it was just yesterday.

[brotergeist]

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                                   INDEPENDENT & SELECTIVE                                             BILLY JOE COBRA

                                          written by ｊｏｈｎｎｙ

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▸ TAKE ONE: brotergeist

“Yeah, thanks, Billy. But it's just that, they're right." She's just so popular and well-liked and..."

                                "—And well, I'm just a nobody with no game."

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◖???◗

" No wonder you’re terrible."

He should give the guy singing lessons.. but then again That takes effort.

   tact really wasn't a word in this guy's dictionary, was it?    not that it mattered too much anyway... when you live with    bjc, you kinda get used to bad habits of the self-centered rich    type. just kidding. you can never get used to that sort'a thing.

                                           ❝ yeah, well... i guess you could say that.                                              singing isn't really my thing anyway. ❞

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◖???◗

          ” Who taught you how to sing—?!                        A talentless, deceased rockstar?!”

             ouch. but it's funny 'cos it's ki—nda true.              spencer's not sure whether he should laugh              or be offended or... uh.

                                            '❝ ...you'd be surprised. ❞                                                                                  — heh.

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[alexdasmaster]

I’m so serious with drawing these days wow

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lbcht:

"revolting" is DEFINITELY a word that comes to mind. him and his geeky “movies" and his geeky "friends" and his geeky, like, everything!?he’s just… he’s so…

he’s entirely ——

                `just…UGH! you’re… you…                                      don’t think this is over, wright.                                                       — because, it’s not.`

              and he is SO lucky that her lawyer’s vacationing in peru right now because if not, he’d be so dead right now. the nerve! almost instinctively, lolo swipes out her phone and punches in a familiar string of numbers. spencer wright is so not cool. okay, calm yourself, lolo. don’t like the dorkitis get to you — like, ew? so, now she’s all calm and composed, she can RESUME the escape plan. a deep breath in, nice and slow, and…

                                                 ` ——ADRIAN! `

woah, she definitely needs anger management help. but then again, who doesn't in this school anyway...? he's just glad that he finally got her, fair 'n square.

so let's just say that ms. soprano screamer here isn't gonna bother him for a while now. things should be a little bit quieter from now on. and all it took was a rubber zombie mask. cheh... classic.

                                  ❝ — so long, lolo. ❞                                                           ... who would have known.

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pompousblond:

                         ”….                                    ew.”

           ❝ we—ll, it's not that bad. ❞                                            ... ... ... right...?

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windguardian:

The horned male looked at the levitating plates and shrugged. “That’s supposed to be weird?” Ventus asked the strange brunet. “Dude, I’m telekinetic. I do stuff like that every day to make coffee.

❝ telek —— wait, what...? ❞

                                      okayokay, nevermind the technicalities. just go with it,                                       spence. chill. he let's out a nervous laugh 'n' raises a                                       hand to scratch his scalp a little because yeah.                                                     ... ... ... telekinesis.. that's exactly what this is.                                         no weird egocentric ghost biz going on here, nosirree.

           ❝ oh, right. yeah. aha... you know, sometimes i forget               that my... fellow, uh... telekinetic people exist. ... heh. ❞

                                                                                       ( smo—oth. )

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lbcht:

`SPENCER WRIGHT —                 you and your corny “special effects”                 are SO! DEFINITELY! BUSTED!                                  …i’m so telling my lawyer about this! `

   ❝ what? your lawyer? ❞

                                  spencer's smug alright. he gives a nonchalant wave of the                                   mask as he muses to himself because oh man, he sure got                                   her good, huh? & this time, no "special effects" were even                                   needed. hah!

                                  ❝ what's he s'pposed to do? yell at me for talking to you?                                    'cos trust me, if i had a choice, i wouldn't want to.    but                                    i gotta admit, lolo...

                                                         ...i never knew you could scream that loud. ❞