modern marauders au
Waking up sandwiched between Barty Crouch Junior and Evan Rosier
The first thing that hit you upon waking was the agony. It was as if there was a something inside your very skull, pounding repeatedly with some sort of tool. You'd barely sat up an inch before groaning and flopping back down.
At the familiar, melodic ringtone you'd set for your best friend, Marlene, you reach blindly for your phone, finding it easily.
"Hey, Marls." You groan into the phone as you accept the call.
"Don't you 'hey Marls' me! You disappeared last night! We were all worried!" Her voice is sharp, but you can hear the underlying concern and care in her voice.
'Last night'. That would be the answer to why you are currently experiencing the world's worst hangover. There had been an interhouse party in the room of requirements. Loud, thumping music, hundreds of sweaty bodies, flashing strobe lights, spilled drinks and bile.
You manage to pry your eyes open, expecting your familiar, cosy Gryffindor dorm. This is not it. A cold dread coils in your gut, focus immediately sharpening, which only causes more pain. You turn slightly, and your breathing falters.
Familiar short brown hair, defined shoulders and back. Barty Crouch Junior.
You immediately turn to climb out the other side of the bed. Your heart stops for the second time within the minute.
A familiar face is right in front of your own, his light eyelashes fanning peacefully over his cheeks in sleep. Evan Rosier.
Trapped.
"Can't talk, Marlene. I'm in a situation." You whisper sharply into the phone.
"What are you–?" She starts.
"I'll explain later." You interrupt quickly, pressing the end call button.
Now alone with Slytherin's two infamous fuck boys, you are presented with two options.
One) You sneak out the bottom of the bed then run. Never look at them again, transfer classes. Hell, transfer schools. Move across the world, start fresh.
Two) Wake them up, confront them, face the awaiting embarrassment head on.
Neither sound particularly pleasant.
Before you can choose which option has the biggest benefits, the decision is made for you.
Evan's eyes flutter open, immediately locking onto yours. "Hey, princess." His voice is thick with sleep, his eyes holding residue exhaustion from the previous night.
His voice wakes Barty, who rolls over with a grumble to face you. "'s too early." His voice is rough, tired. Then his eyes find you. "Come back to sleep, baby." He pats the spot you were previously laying, right between them.
Now you're really looking at the space, it does look incredibly warm and snug. With a small huff, you lie back down. Both boys smile.
The space is exactly how it looked. You're cosy, bundled up under the thick duvet surrounded by not one, but two, warm bodies. With the dreadful hangover and ungodly hour, you're quickly pulled back under the veil of sleep, nestled safely between two life sized, breathing teddy bears.
a/n i know some of you might find this disappointing but i find smut quite uncomfortable to write!! i may come back to this and make a smutty part two one day, but that day is not today. also i'm really tired because it's 1am!!!










