Selina

Kentucky | 24 | they/them

[digitalloop]

[existentialqueer]

The best photo I took at Dashcon 2

[lilcowgirl7-deactivated20210223]

I love an open window and some cool clean air

[just-shower-thoughts]

Mammals both produce milk and have hair. Ergo, a coconut is a mammal.

[blogtitletaken]

I know you’re being facetious, but this is an actual issue with morphology-based phylogeny.

[castiel--for--king]

*leans over and whispers to person beside me* what are they talking about

[sonneillonv-deactivated20220218]

*leans over and whispers back*  Human ability to quantify and categorize natural phenomena is sketchy at best and wildly misleading at worst

[nonlinear-nonsubjective]

consider the coconut

[bemusedlybespectacled]

this reminds me of that time Plato defined humans as “featherless bipeds” and Diogenes ran in with a plucked chicken screaming “BEHOLD A MAN!”

[kascaban]

i love how you say “it reminds me of that time” like you were there.

[heartgemsona]

listen if an immortal feels brave and supported enough to come out we should respect them

[baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa]

This post is a journey

[virtuous-thing]

1 Reblog = 1 Respect

[dovewithscales]

I maintain that humans started attempting classify animals, and some god or another made the platypus, and is still laughing.

[eldbitch-horror]

Zeus: *hits joint* okay so like. It’s gonna have a duck bill right. But an otter body okay? And then a beaver tail. It’s a mammal. But. It lays eggs!

Hades: wait wait dude. Give it. Give it poison. Make it poisonous

[dovewithscales]

Athena: You mean venomous, and make sure the eggs have both reptile and bird traits. Hermes: *takes the joint* Give it extra senses. Poseidon: It should be aquatic.

[hyratel]

I MEAN where’s the lie

[dovewithscales]

Demeter: … And where exactly do you expect me to put this? Everyone: Australia.

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[koko-blueturtle]

A coconut and a platypus are now related. Because tumblr is science. Behold the word of tumblr.

[killz0ne3-deactivated20250521]

Some of you guys have never burned a CD and it shows

[killz0ne3-deactivated20250521]

Some of you guys don't even realise I don't mean setting a CD on fire

[my-random-fandoms]

[thetrekkiehasthephonebox]

Verified: Microsoft 365 gets massive 45% price hike — and it's all to do with AI tools (Tom's Guide - January 17, 2025)

[mothwizard]

oopsie i tripped and spilled my link to archive dot org's downloadable copy of Microsoft office suite for 2007, which features no AI tools and is a powerful word processor that still holds up just fine on windows 10!

[despazito]

Big day for deranged evangelical freaks

[xeansicemane]

I know, intellectually, that modern american christianity has absolutely nothing to do with the ideal concept of the church - but there is quite literally something in the bible about not doing this. Like this exact precise thing. This is an idol that is detracting worship from the lord.

[pisshandkerchief]

wouldn't it be so cool if we built the golden calf from famous bible story "Don't Build The Golden Calf"

[xamenielpidas]

Idk who needs to hear this but your tummy isn’t ruining your outfits, you look hot

[iamnotaware]

ok wait, reblog if you’ve cried at least once because of math, doesn’t matter which grade i’m trying to prove something 

[thisisctrying]

Gosh I hate grind culture. My little sister just started medical school and all of her orientation leaders are like “you absolutely cannot have a life WHATsoever you WILL have to give up EVERYTHING besides this program say GOODBYE to your hobbies and relationships” and now she’s calling me feeling guilty for running and going to the grocery store and that’s just WRONG! And that is exactly what I was told starting law school as well, and rejecting that mentality was the best thing I ever did but it was so hard not to buy into. Anyway if any of you are in an intense academic program PLEASE take time to sleep and eat and exercise and maintain your relationships and keep up your hobbies! you are not a robot who exists solely to study and I promise that living a life and staying physically and mentally healthy is not going to make you fail

[carnivorousnymph]

Workaholism is not just a “millennial quirk”, it’s a very real psychological problem that should not be normalized and praised. Diligence and self-realization? Awesome!!! Working so much you forget to eat, sleep and socialize? Not okay under any circumstances.

[dirtydrill]

women are genuinely the greatest thing ever created, you’d be crazy not to adore them with your whole being

[strange-aeons]

When I was in 8th grade my friend had this app where you could put in a picture and it would add randomly generated text to create memes. Those painfully 2010s top text / bottom text memes. and i remember getting so mad at her when we were at camp for doing it with really bad pictures of me. it's been 13 years and i haven't spoken to her in 7 and i've changed my mind this is actually the funniest thing i've ever seen

[always-thyme]

what people don’t know about da:i is that it’s so much more than just another fantasy rpg. it’s about *friendship.* it’s about *faith.* it’s about collecting *rocks.* it’s about letting your companions fight the battle while you collect more *rocks.* it’s about finding the edge of the map while you look for *rocks.* it’s about completing countless quests because you were sweeping the area for *rocks.* it’s about my man serpentstone. it’s about my pal pyrophyte. it’s about

[always-thyme]

That too. Cassandra’s dead on the ground but I gotta pick some weeds. It’s what she would have wanted

[thisuserhaspassed]

If this pops up while you’re scrolling, I wish you unconditional love and massive success.

[evilrry]

[i-am-a-fish]

"why do I feel so terrible?"

-person who forgot to take their not-feeling-terrible medication

[neitherthehoneynorthebee]

So this post is the single reason I took my meds today. Reblogging out of duty.

[strange-aeons]

I'm actively losing Instagram followers, like, number is going DOWN. Meanwhile over here my follower count is skyrocketing faster than ever I LOVE BEING THE WORST INFLUENCER OF ALL TIME I LOVE IT HERE IN MY GARBAGE