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Mads | 30ish | FL I've been on this website long enough to become a mixed blog of everything. Good luck. Ask About Me

[spankerella]

@ perfectunion

[massachusetts-official]

Official Post of Massachusetts

[coldasyou]

Angela Montenegro early seasons fashion appreciation

[charminglygrouped]

smut that is NOT tasteful. smut that IS like other smut. smut that does NOT exist to be an exploration of character. smut that IS designed to titillate. for that matter let's start calling it "pornography." I am tired of half-hearted defences of some types of pornographic writing in only some contexts. pornography is not inherently morally suspect because of its sexual nature.

[hadesisqueer]

The way Korra was raised piss me off so bad. Like, oh, wow, the 17yo girl that you've kept locked up and isolated her whole life without even allowing her to have friends her age, that you people trained only in the elements and never gave any actual political training doesn't know how the world works??? Who would've thought!!! They fucked her over so badly

[beifong-brainrot]

Thinking really hard about how Aang wasn't raised Like That and how he struggled immensely due to not being prepared to be the soldier the world needed him to be during atla. He was raised to be a pacifist and negotiator and ended up being plopped into the middle of a war.

In contrast, Korra was raised to be a soldier and struggled to lead negotiations and navigate politics and problems she wasn't trained to solve. Funny how that works

[redjennies]

happy pride month: how do I find butches?

dating apps I will not use

that one bar i always get too drunk at and there's always cops hanging outside

walk into the mountains and never come back. she'll find you.

just camp outside the hardware store long enough

Voting ended onJun 4

[crabussy]

people who express seething, violent hatred towards cyclists: you make people feel unsafe as fuck! you're allowed to be annoyed with cyclists. some of us are dicks who need to learn the road rules. but anytime I see someone "joke" about hitting cyclists with their car I feel a little bit sick to my stomach.

[crabussy]

feels like as soon as my feet are on the pedals of my only reliable mode of transport, I become a target for people driving a terrifyingly fast and heavy car. when I was barely a toddler, my dad had to go on rallies to raise awareness about the fact that people on bikes are PEOPLE who do not deserve to be KILLED BY DRIVERS.

[crabussy]

he had slogans trying to remind people that he was a dad with a 2 year old son at home, because both him and his friends have had drivers swerve at them any time they got on their bicycles. I just find how "normal" it is to want to kill cyclists pretty fucking scary.

[crabussy]

"it's just a joke" yep! but jokes are rooted in ideas that you are reinforcing. you can laugh about how annoying cyclists are without sounding like you want us to get life ending injuries for inconveniencing you.

[crabussy]

two day update to this post! so soon, but what can you do!

little request and reminder: this post is not a platform for you to tell the world how much you despise cyclists. I see every addition! [,:

there has been a shocking (but somehow unsurprising) number of people who saw this post about how my friends and family are at the mercy of drivers every time we get on our bikes, this post about how so many people have lost friends to road rage because they were cyclists, and decided this was the right place to seethe about us without even a word of recognition for the actual issue I'm trying so hard to bring light to.

just. I don't know. maybe a post about people being killed is not the place to talk shit about said people! could we please practice thinking before we speak?

[bumblebeebats]

The crazy thing is, ninety-nine times out of a hundred, if you asked me on any given day "Would like to see a picture of some genitals?" my answer would be "😰 No, that's... No, thank you. I'm okay, actually." I have nothing but the utmost respect for people who do engage with the penis side of the internet, but personally, I've spent the better part of two decades doing all I can NOT to have pictures of dick and balls or sexy bikini babe buttcheeks blasted onto my retinas constantly. And yet... to be denied the penis? To have a jumped up pile of javascript tell me, a grown adult with an air fryer and an outstanding council tax bill, that I cannot be trusted to withstand the sight of a bare nipple unless I let it scan my drivers' license? I will move heaven and earth to see that fucking nipple, friend. I will walk a thousand miles barefoot on hot coals before I give you big brother bitches my passport number. A thousand miles through the desert with five VPNs just to press my face up against the glass and see the last uncensored picture of two My Little Pony Characters sixty-nining each other, and I don't even want! to look at it! But I will! I must! for the sake of our fucking democracy!

[reckless-glitch]

[ramblingandpie]

[Video description: Gritty is turning the crank on a flagpole to raise the Progress Pride Flag. He gesticulates angrily that the flag is not blowing in the wind, then gestures offscreen. The flag begins blowing. As Gritty begins raising the flag more, the camera pans out to show a man in a suit and sunglasses, looking like a stern Secret Service agent, is holding a leafblower that points at the flag. End description.]

[regexkind]

Lapine Simon and Garfunkel singing about "seeking out the poorer quarters where the rabbit people go"

[regexkind]

[kerosene-in-a-blender]

Something fun I noticed this episode is that while Occtis has reached a point where while he openly acknowledges that Primus is dangerous and actively malignant, he's still thinking about this as purely a Primus problem, rather than noting Primus to be a symptom of a broader systemic issue with the Sundered Houses. When the whole table is discussing the possibility of the Sundered Houses colluding to do something during the opening of KoTher'ai, he's the one who offers the theory that it might just be Primus going off book and behind the backs of the other Houses. And he does have reason to think this! His sisters in their letter to his uncle pretty plainly complain that Primus is doing things without consulting other people and neglecting political concerns to focus on working whatever great work of magic he's cooking up this week. But it stands in stark contrast to the perspective that some of the other PCs such as Murray bring to the table which is that the Sundered Houses as a whole are a problem and that even if it's only House Tachonis that's plotting something, the others are still complicit.

Occtis not seeing the Sundered Houses themselves as an issue is something that's been borne out by what we've seen from him in the whole campaign so far. He is, even of the noble PCs, the one who is the most comfortable with throwing his family name around in order to try and get what he wants, as seen during the fight on Hacvallen Brücke. His request that Julien let go of Thimble's wings back when the three met outside Hal's house was framed as an order. When talking to the other PCs he, in spite of his family outcasting and murdering him, still refers to Seremai as one of his vassal houses. There's an assuredness he has about his place in the general social order that makes it clear he's never really thought to question it, this power and station is simply his birthright and he's going to use it. There's also the broader concept of the fact that people are less likely to question the legitimacy of systems they benefit from, and Occtis has benefited a great deal from the social order of the Sundered Houses being what it is, as the power and wealth they hoard is something he as a member of the in-group has access to. And he clearly sees the fact that he does have access to it as simply the natural order of things, it's always been this way and much like the people-cages he's never thought to question it because it's always been that way. Compare that to characters like Murray and Azune who've known poverty and long felt the boot of the Sundered Houses on the collective necks of the common people, and thus are far more aware of where the entire system is unjust.

And the result is Occtis having a much different angle of approach towards the problem of what his family has been up to than a lot of the other characters. Rather than seeing what House Tachonis is up to as the workings of a corrupt and harmful institution trying to uphold and gain more power by any means necessary, he's purely seeing it as an issue of: "My dad sucks." And while that isn't an inaccurate assessment of Primus as a person and a parent, it does lose a lot of the nuance of how he's able to be as much of a problem as he is, which is that he's being enabled by an institution that strengthens itself on exploiting others, and Primus has just taken that to the logical extreme.

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

How does it feel to be a domino effect of the 2003 The Cat in The Hat movie?

What???? Please I need you to elaborate

[hamburger-howper]

The Cat in The Hat (2003) is released and it is shit

The Geisel estate forbids more love action Dr. Seuss movies, but does not forbid animation

Illumination releases The Lorax, based on a book with the same name they were able to get the rights to because it's animated

That movie features The Onceler, a character who would generate a fandom of his own

The Onceler becomes a foundational Tumblr Sexyman, a concept that then spirals out of control

Sexy people contests dot tumblr dot com

Granted, it's not a perfect timeline, and some of these rely on some leaps in logic, but it was a thought I had in the witching hours where I both thought this made perfect sense and was something I needed to share without any further context

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

I was conceived around the time that movie was released and I need you to know that for a terrifying minute I thought you were implying there was a correlation between those things

[halfabouros]

How do you know there isn't a correlation between them?

[hamburger-howper]

If anything, that movie makes people LESS likely to conceive. And maybe if not for this movie, you would have formed from a different egg!

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

I need you to know that I was the only twin who survived my mother’s pregnancy and the instant thought this caused is what if that movie was the defining circumstance that determined which of us made it, like if it came out the next year my twin would be here and I would’ve been absorbed but since they saw the movie I came out on top

[redjennies]

really don't know how to explain to people Azune is horse-coded not dog-coded.

[redjennies]

a non-comprehensive list of things Azune has in common with a horse

symbolically associated with both labor and freedom

strong work ethic

he almost definitely took Draconic sorcerer subclass and everyone who's been in middle school knows dragon girls are just horse girls but weirder.

usefullness is necessary to survive

big eyes that will show you the face of a dead god

long beautiful braided hair

[redjennies]

i've never been so mad at someone for one-up'ing me on my own post.

[littlebosslady7]

Critical Role Schedule for the week of June 1st, 2026

Tuesday, June 2nd — Daggerheart: Azerim episode 21 at midnight PST on Beacon, [June 9th on Viva+, June 16th on Viva La Dirt League's YouTube.]

Tuesday, June 2nd — Weird Kids season 2, episode 5/ episode 29 overall premieres at 5AM PST, only on Beacon.

Tuesday, June 2nd — Critical Role Abridged Campaign 3, Episode 103 for YouTube at 8AM PST.

Tuesday, June 2nd — Weird Kids season 1, episode 12 airs on The Weird Kids YouTube Channel at 10AM PST. [Audio only podcast version will be uploaded at 5AM PST. ]

Wednesday, June 3rd — The Legend of Vox Machina season 4 premieres with episodes 1-3 at midnight on Prime Video. [Note: Times may vary, depending on your region. So please check what hour that is for you.]

Wednesday, June 3rd — UNEND Season 3, Episode 9 for Midst Podcast YouTube at 10AM PST, Break for subscribers,

Thursday, June 4th — Campaign 4, Episode 28 continues at 7PM PST on Beacon, YouTube, and Twitch.

Thursday, June 4th — Critical Role Cooldown airs directly after the latest main campaign episode, only on Beacon.

Note on the mid-season break for UNEND

Programming Schedule: Week of June 1st, 2026 | Critical Role

[rogers-carter]

yelena belova + kicking ass

[ruushes]

beauyasha spin kiss, drawn as the april request poll reward for my patreon (link in my about!)

[andthepeople]

always funny to remember darth vader is anakin skywalker. the adrenaline junkie chucklefuck who used to dive head first out of speeders and built a pod racer in his yard when he was like six is now upper-middle management for the evil empire. half of his appearances in the original trilogy are Meetings. vader spends like 80% of his time dealing with bureaucratic bullshit. status updates. team meetings. holo-Zooms. budget rundowns. anakin betrayed the jedi and caused the fall of the republic and his punishment is being CC'd on every email forever. and you know what. he would hate that. the punishment fits the criminal

[sgt-cookie-2]

Me (A time traveler visiting 20-year old Mozart): OK, so, this is called an electric guitar, basically instead of the body functioning as a resonance chamber, it produces music by harnessing the power of lightning. Do you have any other questions?

Mozart (Currently shredding Violin Concerto No. 1 on the guitar, having figured it out within 30 seconds): What other music can be made from harnessed lightning?

Me (Loading up some heavy dubstep): Oh, we're just getting started.

[a-wild-torterra]

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