Spewfast Jamthirst

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Trump Spends Entire Classified National Security Briefing Asking About ​Egyptian ​Mummies

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Giddy Tim Kaine Presses Face Against Campaign Bus Window As Horse Trailer Drives By

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37-Year-Old Makes Absolutely Heartbreaking Last-Ditch Effort To Get Really Into New Band

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news

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some good news

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Report: More American Fifth-Graders Taking Gap Year To Unwind Before Middle School

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[lisalinguica]

I’d love to hug this baby.

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(via Anthony DeRosa)

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LMAO

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American Sniper (2014)

dir. Clint Eastwood

[theonion]

How Do Archers Resist Firing Arrows At Everyone In The Spectator Gallery? 

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Michael Phelps Spots Estranged Father Poseidon In Stands

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George, Bullmastiff (2 y/o), Hirtle’s Beach, Kingsburg, Nova Scotia, CAN • “He’s our 6th Bullmastiff. They don’t bark or bite, but I worked nights for 15 years and they’re great deterrents.”

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Timmy, Bernese Mountain Dog (4 y/o), York & Duke St., Lunenberg, Nova Scotia, CAN • “He’s four, but he acts just like a puppy.”

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anxiety birb

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Fashion goals

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When someone you don’t like is coming down the hall and you’re obligated to say “hi” but you try to keep on walking.