poems&writings&puns&more

An aspiring writer and a memeologist. A proud hufflepuff. Daughter of poseidon. fasten yo seatbelts cause things are about to get hella punny. 😂

[spewsecretary13]

madness with sadness

what could i have done better ? every gut wrenching thought taking over my mind, body and soul what could i have done better? letting every pebble pelt my exterior, unprepared for boulders and stones what could i have done better? emptying ponds  and what received is barely a pint of water what could i have done better? i ask myself this question in repetition even when high and even when low .

but why ask? i never asked to be like this never asked to yearn for unattainable bliss just wanted some shelter, a haven, in this dark abyss how long till i realise , well, its shit.

its shit that i never realised this its shit that everything must be broken to bits to reform and remould into something that fits around this harsh constricted honeycomb of endless tyranny,in the slits.

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

book: “she has naturally red hair”

screen adaptation:

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

book: “she has naturally curly hair”

screen adaptation:

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

book: “red hair, freckles”

screen adaptation:

[spite-cadet]

Book: “she was black”

Movie adaptation:

[ruby-white-rabbit]

Book: She was asian

Movie:

[dmny25]

reblogging for the last two

[zehumanparachute]

Book: he asked calmly.

Movie:

[fangirlsaywhaat]

Book: Blond hair, blue eyes, smart.

Movie:

Book: Cares about environment. Shy, awkward.

Movie:

Book: anything.

Movie: not that thing.

Me:

[spewsecretary13]

Book: badass knight who just happens to be gay 

Movie: GAYSEXGAYGAYSEXGAY https://gph.is/2ehIzrT

[spewsecretary13]

what’s the matter?

you’re in everything that exists, you’re atoms ! negetive and positive like eve and Adam.What does it take for you to stop throwing a tantrum! whizzing here and there and everywhere at random you make up the sky,the sea, the whole wide world including you and me everything that lives and dies consists of you OH tiny little atoms !

[spewsecretary13]

what’s the matter?

you’re in everything that exists, you’re atoms ! negetive and positive like eve and Adam.What does it take for you to stop throwing a tantrum! whizzing here and there and everywhere at random you make up the sky,the sea, the whole wide world including you and me everything that lives and dies consists of you OH tiny little atoms !

[spewsecretary13]

Serpant,woman,tree,fruit

up the branch it slithered in all its serpentine glory she prodded down the forest, oblivious, fruit ripe for picking scales as smooth as satin,  shining eyes, strangely gloomy suddenly, it coiled up on the path , its forked tongue flicking

the women shrieks in astonishment ,gleamy eyes met the large brown ones, in a split second, in all its glory, it scurried helter skelter. what happened next? the old answer seems as good as any, the serpant, the woman,the tree, the fruit.

[bartonfinks-deactivated20180112]

[spewsecretary13]

Slinky situation

squiggling behind the clock was a tiny little lizard i could see it hiding, didn’t have to be a wizard its beady eyes and sticky feet you little slinky thing ,are you watching me? oh please do go back to your mama ,wee little lizard

[mockingjaykatniss2]

female character meme | day one ► a lead female character ♕ arya stark (game of thrones)

[spewsecretary13]

to dream, is to believe to believe in things you cannot see so fall into an abyss , as vast and gleaming as a calm sea, to an extravagant place, a place where we see the unseen,where everything’s bliss.

why fall? why not soar? for those who fly see what lies above, beyond the shore discernible,not much to think of, but for those who fall, they know, the depth, the past, the jewels that lie below.

the jewels that teach us how we may grow, not to make the same mistakes as our forefathers buried low, how we may glow all around, like a little firefly battling against snow, before the rest know, the key must be found the key to what’s coming above, lies down under.

[gastrictank]

i drew this little friend and i dont know what he is but i love him

[nolanthebiggestnerd-deactivated]

[lozchic3]

Don’t worry, friends. Little guy is ok.

[michaelmamaril-deactivated20171]

he doesnt have arms to drink that tea that is a threat in disguise

[nolanthebiggestnerd-deactivated]

goodbye small fucker

[eclipsebykimlipmp3-deactivated2]

LEAVE HIM ALONE

[killjillvt]

I’m going to help train our friend, I won’t stand to see him take this abuse any longer

We’re taking it a bit slow because he’s still recovering, but his training is coming along nicely! You can do it, little guy!

[serpyra-archive]

looks like all that training is starting to pay off

[ryu1964-deactivated20200806]

[xeppeli]

I will resurrect many time with more strangth.

[marcosclopezblog]

Revenge is sweet.

[serperoir]

goodbye small fucker

[iamanelemelon]

I always love these because you get to see so many different art styles but holy fuck guys someone needs to get him a spikey hat or knights armour covered in razor blades

[firenadia]

he has evolved, and now he has a knife taped onto him! go fight lil blue friend! 

[dread-pirate-robin]

You can tell a lot from a person by what ending they reblog this with

[phantom-fantasy89]

DUAL BLADES

[death-grips-nationalism]

This post just gets better every time.

[angryinkeddrunk]

IT JUST KEEPS GOING 

[starboltshot-deactivated2016051]

What is this thing??

[chaos-in-rush]

This needs to be a series

[poorpoorpitifulme]

No matter how this ends its still a sad story… This little blue friend was so innocent and carefree, enjoying life and thinking well of the world but now, due to the cruelty and viciousness of others he has had to become harsh and violent himself. Yes, he is stronger and he is able to defend himself, but that innocence and happiness that he once had is gone forever, tainted by a world too corrupt to accept anything so pure. 

[thespectacularspider-girl]

DEEPEST LORE

[diceprophet]

This thread has been a spectacular journey.

[spewsecretary13]

please start a comic book series y'all.

[spewsecretary13]

I just created my family arms for HBO's Game of Thrones. Join the Realm and create yours now: www.jointherealm.com

[spewsecretary13]

a poem written by me. 

[spewsecretary13]

The high noon sun, so fiery and fierce sunk lower and lower its pride all pierced.

a mixed hue spread through all moors but it lasted for minutes very few orange, red yellow mixed with sky blue.

The sky grew darker, into deeper shades of night. painting blue on blue one stroke at a time.

the gloomy night sky draped with clouds concealing the bright beautiful stars the cosmos far above.

After waiting and waiting, a cool breeze came through the anemoi heard my prayers ! the clouds shifted, clearing the view.

[kiramartinauthor]

[butchamy]

Story idea when you try to actually write it:

[calamitycons]

Story idea when you first rewrite it:

Getting closer to what you saw in your head, eh? Keep at it!

[snurtle]

Your story when somebody else sees it:

[starspangledscarf]

hhhhhHHHHHHH

[thatincompetentperson]

(⚪д⚪)

[servicek9s-deactivated20180617]

This is a lovely post. It goes to show that when we percieve our own work, most of us have some type of insecurities about our own talents. 

[spewsecretary13]

amazing <3 

[drogonqueen-archive]

house posters ➝ hufflepuff

you might belong in hufflepuff, where they are just and loyal, those patient hufflepuffs are true, and unafraid of toil.

[spewsecretary13]

just as strong as the gryffindors just as ambitious as the stytherins just as clever as the ravenclaws but we ,the hufflepuffs, have a huge heart compared to all.

[dontcallmecisorstraight]

Annalyspo

“We play with fire These yellow marks get glowing Ember on the wire, I’m burning with you on this black tar road When it feels this good, you don’t let go“

[sunsapphic-deactivated20170425]

I’m……………the 1930s,

[dykedekuremade]

Explain

[sunsapphic-deactivated20170425]