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Headcanon #37

Stans hair grows fast and due to his poor hairstyling skills, he has Kyle come over to cut his hair every month considering Kyle's hair also grows back fast and cuts it himself

#sp #south park #spheadcanons #south park headcanons #kyle broflovski #stan marsh #im not dead #just very inactive #sorry

Just realized there was a typo in my description this ENTIRE TIME AND I NEVER NOTICED

#idk why that bothers me #but it did #pointless textposts #by me

I had to redo headcanon 36 three times because I kept accidentally posting it to my main account I'm so done with myself

#i had to redo those stupid tags THREE TIMES #WHY DO I MAKE SUCH LONG TAGS #I HAVE A PROBLEM

Headcanon #36

David, during his high school career (and early college), gets a job as a lifeguard during summers. Much to his boyfriend, Kyle's, pleasure

#sp #south park #spheadcanons #david #david rodriguez #kyle broflovski #kyle #boyfriends #lifeguard duty #lifeguard #summer #yes i know kyle probs has a problem with pools after that pee episode #also that was fourth grade #everything got resolved my dudes #but he might not kiss him until hes showered if hes been swimming #david x kyle #davidxkyle

Headcanon #35

Kenny has dressed up as a girl and applied for raisins...

....and got the job

#kenny mccormick #raisins #jobs #kenny #female! kenny #kenNEDY MCCORMICK

Headcanon #34

I just think if Lisa Berger would to date anybody, itd be Kyle Schwartz. He'd totally worship her and help her through any insecurities

#kyle schwartz #lisa berger #can i ship it #kisa?#lyle??#sp #spheadcanons #south park #headcanon 34

Headcanon #33

When turned on, Kennys voice slowly transitions into his mysterion voice

#mysterion #kenny mccormick #voice modify #sp #spheadcanons #but like just imagine #or dont imagine #idk its up to you

*after finishing a horror movie*

Stan: man that was pretty scary

Kyle: yea...

Kyle: let's watch something else to take our minds off of it

Stan: Good idea!

Stan: oh look happy tree friends! This'll do!

Kyle: waiT NO-

#i feel like this happened #stan marsh #kyle broflovski #horror movies #happy tree friends #dont watch happy tree friends unless you want to be scarred for life #i am not kidding #sp #south park

Headcanon #32

Kyle has a diary that no soul knows about, except for Butters because Butters has one too. They keep their diaries in a place that nobody would even think to look, the only people that know the location are these two boys

#butters stotch #kyle broflovski #secret diaries #sp #spheadcanons #south park #butters diary is hello kitty themed #the contents of it are unknown #kyle and butters deserve some headcanon love #where do you guys think they hide them?

Headcanon #31

Stan still has asthma and has a couple inhalers and keeps one with him at all times

#stan marsh #asthma #inhaler #sp #south park #spheadcanons #stan marsh still has asthma

Thank You!

Just checked and saw I had 55 followers and 137 likes on one of my headcanons! Thank all you guys so much! I'm so glad to know that you guys are enjoying the Headcanons and I'm planning on posting 2 headcanons today so look out for those! Love you all and thank you so much!!!

#sp #south park #thank you #so much!#theeeeenks #love you #love you all #spheadcanons #im pretty sure ive been spelling headcanons wrong this entire time #oops

Fucking shit TO WHOEVER INBOXED ME HEADCANON #30 THANK YOU BUT IM SO SORRY IM NEW TO THIS AND DIDN'T REALIZE JUST HITTING 'POST' WASN'T GOING TO LET ME TAG YOU AND CRED YOU. I AM SO SORRY I DON'T REMEMBER WHO SENT IT IN I AM AT FAULT FOR THAT BUT LOVE YOU ANYWAYS!!!

Headcanon #30 (Submission)

After Pip dies, Satan adopts his son’s “little friend,” and he and Damien are now honorary brothers.

#satan #Damien thorn #pip pirrup #sp #spheadcanons #south park #adoption headcanon #submission

Wonder Tweek: "Thunderbolts and Lightning!"

Me, irl: "VERY VERY FRIGHTENING!"

#has this been done yet #im not the only one #can i?#sp #fractured but whole #wonder tweek #bohemian rhapsody #south park

What Craig and Tweek do for eachothers b-day

Neither one were too keen on having big parties for their birthdays and instead would have a few friends over to hangout without the giant celebration (they'd still have cake, open gifts, etc.)

Craig would be the first one to show up at Tweeks front door with a present that took him forever to wrap neatly. Craig also stresses about gifts for Tweek as much as Tweek would with him. Craig would show up hours early so they'd have time to cuddle on the couch by themselves, eating a whole bag of funyuns by the time the party started. Craig, rather than get him coffee mugs, would get Tweek calming things, like candles, or a CD with classical music.

Tweek would stay up till midnight to text Craig "Happy Birthday!" Because Tweek wants to be the first every time. He would be the kind of guy that would buy Craig's present a week or two in advance so he wouldn't have to worry or stress about it later. Tweek would show up to Craig's house at the exact time because he didnt want to be too early or too late. And when they'd all watch a movie, Tweek would snuggle up to Craig, and intertwine their hands as Craig would wrap an arm around the couch in a more "natural" or "smooth" way. Tweek also usually makes something for Craig, whether it's food or a gift, its always hand-crafted like a Dream Catcher. Craig adores it and loves his gifts the most, and always keeps them up in his room where everybody can see how wonderful his boyfriend is

CREDS TO: @akashasori FOR THE SUGGESTION (THANK YOU!)

#sp #south park #headcanon #craig tucker #tweek tweak #craig x tweek #tweek x craig #bday #birthday #presents #gift #creek #creek is a gift to us all #candles #dream catcher #cake

Yo!

If anyone has any suggestions for headcanons im totally down, just message me something like "what does ____ do for ___" or you know something like that, anon or not ill totally accept. And ill totally cred. You for the idea as well if ya want!

#sp #south park #spheadcanons #headcanon ideas?#feel free!

What the boys do for new years:

Cartman, Kyle, Stan, and Kenny gather together, go out to eat at like a KFC's or something and stay up all night trying to beat eachothers high scores at an arcade, and even attempt to get top 10 on all the machines

Craig and Tweek go on a cute date in the park, talking about life and the new year to come before joining with Token and Clyde to go see a movie then sleepover at Token's

Wendy, Heidi, Bebe have a girls night someplace, and do the classic paint eachothers nails, face-masks, watch cheesy rom-coms and chick flicks, and order delivery, not even once feeling the need to talk about dumb drama

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