PUNCH CAT!

#not my president

[betterthankanyebitch]

[actuallyjustin-deactivated20190]

Me @ me

[chadgamer]

your heart is a muscle the size of a rat

[lesbianredpanda]

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

[martian-martian-martian]

Your brain’s about four times the size of a cat’s

[hzs-modblog]

SPONGE BOB SQUARE PANTS

[lawbreaker13]

Your lungs can hold 5.5 liters of air

[dreamsanddabs]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[lawbreaker13]

The soles of your feet can never grow hair

[ineedtostopchangingmyusername]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[lawbreaker13]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[theswedishelf]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[lawbreaker13]

SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS

[theswedishelf]

SPONGEBOB…

[lawbreaker13]

SQUAREPAAAAAAAANTS

[justlookatthosesausages]

This movie already is the most hilarious animated crossover ever made in history omg

[opzolder69]

[n-o-s-t-a-l-g-i-c]

[anancientheart]

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

[anancientheart]

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

[trainthief]

me, circa early 1800s, paying a stable boy a few coppers to ride overnight to deliver you an urgent letter with a thick wax seal that after you struggle to break it just says “bitch!” in tiny little writing 

[guy]

[jacobtheloofah]

Visit Original Link

do you ever record something and then question what the fuck just came out of your mouth

[k-eke]

Duck with afro

[arkadyrenko]

SENSE AND SENSIBILITY (1995) dir. Ang Lee

[bagofbirds]

pronoucing wlw “woulez-wous”

[thereaintnothing]

wlw AHA take it now or leave it

[coxinyoface]

current acpc strategy: -hoard all the money -never make any furniture -buy only clothes because miitomo is dead and this is the only active alternative -never pay the birds the 10k i owe -take away everything at campsite and force the only minion i have to play the tambourine endlessly in a barren wasteland with no furniture or decoration whatsoever

[institute-for-thermal-research]

[gucciballs-deactivated20200720]

the guardians of heaven and hell

[vol-au-ventbaudelaire]

25 years of ads peeled away

[daggers-drawn]

A warning

[mardakaisson]

tomorrow

[saint-boss]

[frenchinhalechanelxoxo]

[a-gay-homosexual-deactivated202]

this is the physical embodiment of zero impulse control 

[twerkyvulture]

wow his character in Ghostbusters wasnt even scripted he’s just Like That

[cloudfreed]

me when im hungry