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[spheks]

@SPHEKS

i use he/him pronouns

my main interests are ????? ??? ?? ?

geology major

DISCORD: spheks

RIOT: spheks#2469

[spheks]

hung out w some people and said that my husband calls me bald (OBJECTIVELY FUNNY) and they were like "erm... that's not...." KILLING MYSELF

[cosmonautroger]

jellyfish babies

[spheks]

genuinely hating my classmates in calc because they understand the material

[pmamtraveller]

The Spectral Titans, by Anthony Machuca

[louisegluckpdf]

obsessed w this. the fact that brennan is quite literally speechless.

[rockshitty]

I never get tired of this video. The comedic density is off the fucking charts.

[spheks]

my rotisserie chicken rotted in the fridge (top 10 worst smells btw) so i made bacon ramen instead and it was the most heavenly thing i've ever tasted in my life (recipe under cut so i can save it for myself)

1) in a cold dutch oven place 4 bacon strips cut in half, cook them on medium heat until slightly golden brown but not crispy, remove from pot

2) in the bacon fat, fry 1/2 a white onion, diced, 3 tbsp of diced ginger, and 4 cloves of sliced garlic until fragrant

3) add 6 cups of water and bring to a boil

4) add a vibes based amount of tamari, gochujang, rice vinegar, and 4 chicken bouillon cubes. boil for 5 min uncovered. add salt to taste.

5) add a package of thai rice noodles (yes i know its not ramen but i have celiac so we do what we can) and cook until tender

6) in each bowl, add a tbsp of kewpie mayo and whisk in a cup of broth until well incorporated.

7) serve the broth and noodles into the bowls, add 4 bacon strips on top

[toskarin]

every time I think about how they apparently made yoda's swamp hut an instinctual thing that his entire species crawls off and builds I fucking lose it again

[toskarin]

[yoda suffering anxiety attack voice] hmm build a mud hut I must. for reasons I don't know.

[toskarin]

[yoda suffering manic episode voice] a really good fucking idea, a mud hut is

[dogpuppy]

[memecucker]

[spheks]

gay fish at da seattle aquarium ⁉️

[timsutton]

[fairycosmos]

you literally have to unironically listen to some shit like party rock anthem so you don’t kill yourself

[smalllfieldmouse]

my ex used to get pissed off every time i showed them this video they would be like "that's not how a train works" really angrily and storm out of the room

[smalllfieldmouse]

everyones gotta stop reblogging this bro they're gonna find it and get so mad they try to strangle me again

[spheks]

hm. i want to get into world building

[wagyubeefs]

“the fandom has decided - ” “everyone agrees that - ” “we all know that this is the only right way to - ”

[spheks]

i feel like i've lived for 50 years but i'm turning 21 in two months