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[spicawrites]

ok muse page is updated 

with 3 lil homies and i’m not asking but begging for grossly sapphic gay shit preferably roommates to lovers to gfs plot with tension and angst up the wazoo 

this doubles as a reverse starter call so especially if you have one that fits into the above description give this a like and feel free to dm for plotting and muse picking purposes thanks very much

[cheatcodcs]

messrpt‌:

hello please reblog this if you’d write with face claims over the age of 25.

[pglang]

friend with a bad idea:👀

me:👀

[flowury]

i wanna be eating orange slices in bed with U

[spicawrites]

give me sapphic wlw mindblowing lesbian gay homosexual smutty plots full send to my messages im begging

[now-at-yanansgf-deactivated2021]

archive mb for @b1ngsu

[kingprincess69]

King Princess, Maggie Rogers and Hozier at Lollapalooza 2019 via noahxwitt

[nqsa]

you know who’s gay? paul the real estate novelist who never had time for a wife and davey who’s still in the navy and probably will be for life

[mooncustafer]

New headcannon: everyone in that song is gay except the Piano Man who has no idea he’s playing at a gay bar and the staff and regulars have a betting pool on how long he’ll take to finally figure it out. So far John is ahead.

[skeleton-richard]

[balsamrps]

A FC Directory Masterlist

**Please note: I do not own any rights to any of the directories listed below. I’ve simply compiled this list for easier access to page/blog directories. All directories will be linked and credited properly by the blog posted. If you see your directory on this list and wish for its removal at any time (or if I’ve credited the wrong url), contact me and I’ll do so. If you do not see a directory on this list you feel should be added, contact me with the page link and I’ll add it. As always, like/reblog if you found this useful.

Face claim directory & RPHELPER’S FACE CLAIM DIRECTORY v2.0 by rphelper​

fc directory by hoifaceclaims​

Not-So Lazy FC Directory by lazyresources​

FC Directory by roleplaytipsandadvice

FC Directory by fyrpdiversity

Period FC Directory by sonamhelps

faceclaim directory by angeldustmt

faceclaim directory by filmgeekrps

Child FCs by childfc

rphdegrassi’s fc directory by rphdegrassi

Underused Musicians by johnohrps

FC Directory by peterpanouatrph

DIRECTORY by kpophunts

FC Directory by herorps

ANNA’S FAB FACE CLAIMS by lessofthetworph

Gender Diversity Masterlist by frankunderwoodhelps

FC Directory by parrillaofrph

Broadway FC Directory by broadwayfacesdirectory

Diverse FC Resources by thehumbleroleplayer

face claims of color by fc diversity

FC DIRECTORY by roryrps

Model Directory by flcurishandblctts

Masterlist P1, P2, P3, P4 by bunchoffaceclaims

crybaby-rph’s plus sized fc directory by crybaby-rph

INDIGENOUS FCS WITH RESOURCES DIRECTORY by olivaraofrph

colored hair directory by krph

Viet FCs by thanhpls

VIETNAMESE FCS by vietfaceclaims

recommended fcs by evansyhelp

fc party by mapleofrph

kpop fc directory by mapleofrph

[firebender-a]

aries: the little leader of their friend group. does the hard thing. probably finds a lot of their friends annoying and/or ignorant. is either having the worst or best time of their life, there is no middle ground. shows people new things and then regrets not keeping it to themselves. needs a nap.

taurus: wants to fight literally everyone. sometimes says offensive things and has no clue why it was offensive. is probably going through their “random phase” and still uses XD. sends memes in the group chat. is refreshing in the sense that there are still people with kind hearts out there.

gemini: always has an excuse for everything, may it be shitty or not. is “afraid of confrontation”. about 90% of the conversations with them involve something they’re passionate about. picks up phrases that their friends say and say them all the time.

cancer: low-key thinks that they are better than most people. plays like thirty million sports. would be the most prepared for a zombie apocalypse. would try to protect their reputation at almost all costs. manipulative to a point but tries their best.

leo: more artistically talented than athletically. changes depending on who they are with, may it be texting style or their sense of humor. is smart in one way but completely clueless in another. would do anything for one or two people, even if those people wouldn’t do the same for them.

virgo: probably has a million unfinished projects. double and then triple and then quadruple texts you. needs space. laughs at literally everything and gets louder as they get more enthusiastic. can’t let go of someone, even if they’re long gone.

libra: really preppy. a full-blown thespian. cringes over the phases and friends that they used to have. has good intentions but sometimes they can fall flat. probably had a cat phase.

scorpio: wears a lot of black. is a smartass. isn’t afraid to call people out on their bullshit. has the weird “i’m mad at you because you’re mad at me” mentality. probably knows all of your secrets. is the friend that you force to interact with people when you’re too scared to.

sagittarius: that really attractive and really athletic person that you want to hate but they’re a sweetheart so you can’t. probably prefers having one or two close friends as opposed to a lot of acquaintances. is quiet around people they don’t know very well.

capricorn: are too afraid to say anything when people talk shit about someone/something that they like. has the weirdest sense of humor ever. a little bit of a perfectionist. has quirks that they thought were normal until someone else pointed them out.

aquarius: are exceptional at having people only see the side of them that they want to be shown. can make almost anybody laugh and are probably one of the kindest people you can ever see. are not above bending or breaking the rules so things can work out in their favor.

pisces: is tired of being categorized as the crybaby/overemotional sign even though it’s really accurate. probably has no clue what is happening. is better at communicating with animals than people. has lots of useless trivia in their head.

[brucebannerramma]

If you are a ship whore and you know it click reblog.

[spicawrites]

gimme some meaty angsty intricate discord 1x1s here’s my muse page babes

[feistiest]

*looks up at night sky* *sees more stars than usual* *mood immediately lifts by 93%*

[gaphic]

‘pop’ is pretty heinous but like, I’ll accept it, yknow? it’s just the other half of ‘soda-pop,’ like how ‘cab’ and ‘taxi’ are the two halves of ‘taxicab.’ it’s fine. it’s chill.

but coke? that’s a fucking brand name! of a specific drink with a specific flavor! that shits RUDE, it’s CONFUSING, it’s DOWNRIGHT NONSENSICAL! fuckin misusing the art of language to confound your fellow man! the gall! learn some fucking respect

[saturniidae-served-cold]

No it just happens sometimes. Its like jell-o, kleenex, popsicle, scotch tape. It just happens.

[mothric]

But that’s not a good parallel at all. You can’t compare calling Sprite “coke” like a lawless heathen to the classic linguistic phenomenon of generic trademarks / proprietary eponyms, and I’ll tell you why:

‘Jell-o’ is a brand name under which multiple flavours of gelatin (and pudding/custard) are produced. There isn’t just “Jell-o” and then special “strawberry Jell-o”; the name has never denoted just one specific flavour.

‘Popsicle’ is the same as Jello, it was never a name for just one flavour of popsicle.  

‘Kleenex’ is a specific brand of tissues, but it’s not inherently that distinct from other tissues. They are all lightweight tissues used to blow your nose.

‘Scotch tape’ is used to refer to any tape that is like the original scotch tape, i.e., clear, thin, small, sticky on one side. We don’t call all tape ‘scotch tape’. Electric tape, duct tape, and packing tape are all their own things, and anybody who calls any of them ‘scotch tape’ has no regard for their fellow man and ought to be thrown into the sea.

MEANWHILE, Coca-Cola is a specific kind of soda with its own distinct flavour. When Coca-Cola makes other flavours, they’re called “vanilla Coke,” “cherry Coke,” etc. but “Coke” is still its own standalone flavour, a wholly other Thing apart from the “special” flavours the company produces. 

It would make far more sense if people used ‘coke’ the way we use ‘scotch tape’; that is, to denote only those sodas that are similar in appearance and taste to Coca-Cola (Pepsi, RC, Shasta Cola, etc.). I could see all of those being lumped in under a generic term ‘coke’. I could even see it being extended to all brown sodas, even though comparing Root Beer to Coke is like comparing a badger to a zebra just because they’re both black-and-white mammals. You’re on thin fucking ice but at least there’s still some semblance of logic.

But no. You southerners, who bask in your sun and heat and chew upon your wheat stems with the indifference of an armadillo in the face of oncoming traffic, you who revel in lawlessness and chaos, you linguistic delinquents who fear neither God nor man, 

you are really going to look at a list of drinks that includes such variety in taste and apperance as Sprite, Mountain Dew, Mountain Dew Code Red, Orange Fanta, and Dr. Pepper, and call it all “Coke.” 

You’re going to picture, in your mind, a clear, lemon-lime fizzy drink and request “coke.” And then when asked “what kind?” you will not say “Coke Zero,” “Diet Coke,” or “Cherry Coke,” no. You will answer “Sprite,” like an animal, like a feral possum who knows the ways of right and wrong and chooses wrong just to spite its creator. 

And then you have the gall to say it’s an eponym as valid as ‘Jello’. No. You tossed your logic into the dumpster fires of the underworld long ago, you cannot justify it now. You cannot tell me you don’t know your own crimes. “It’s all coke,” you say, and you taste the sin of it on your tongue, and you laugh. Know this, that you are inviting judgment upon yourself and one day you will be devoured by the sun.

[bassiter]

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Hotel California by the Eagles except it’s playing through headphones that hand around your neck while you wait at an inner-city bus stop late at night in the rain. Throughout the song it seems that a pair of footsteps get louder and louder, and the dumpster in the alley next to you begins rumbling as though something is inside it, but something tells you not to turn around. Or else you might miss that bus.

[afaerytalelife]

[velvetineblue]

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