Garbage

hi. I'm trash, welcome to my can. Macy/21/she/her/hers.

[thoodleoo]

me whenever a woman in greek myth gets fed up and destroys the men who've caused her trauma

[kellisanth]

Be sure to give yourself at least twenty two days of movie nights to prepare for the finale.

[roboco-san]

I see marvel studios has successfully replicated the experience of trying to get into comics

[roboco-san]

just realized this isn’t even release order what the fuck

[severalowls]

I thought this chart was a little hard to follow so here’s an easier to read version:

[insomniac-arrest]

it’s so bizarre when animated American films are set in a certain location and then only certain characters have the accents of that place. It makes no damn sense!! like

WHY IS SHE MORE FRENCH THAN THE REST OF THEM???

[insomniac-arrest]

WHY ARE THESE GUYS MORE SCOTTISH THAN THE KIDS??

(also, aren’t they Vikings or something?)

[bramblepatch]

To be fair, almost everyone in Ratatouille does have a French accent. The real question is why Linguini and also all the rats sound intensely American

If it was just the rats I’d say it’s because the movie can be interpreted to mean that the rats understand but don’t necessarily speak human languages so the rat dialog isn’t literally taking place the way we see it but that doesn’t explain why Linguini has a rat accent

[pupangelremade-deactivated20211]

LINGUINI HAS A RAT ACCENT 

[noah-moth-cursed-chaos]

Do we ever hear like

For sure that Linguini grew up in France tho?

It could be possible he’s just an American immigrant

[burningivy]

I mean his name is Alfredo Linguini so I always assumed he was Italian

[noah-moth-cursed-chaos]

I’m sorry his first name is Alfredo?

[noah-moth-cursed-chaos]

What

[insomniac-arrest]

ALFREDO???

[bauliya]

he’s American you guys his mother was American it was mentioned in the beginning

[insomniac-arrest]

I’m sorry, I’ve moved on to the fact his mother was going through her cupboard for baby names

[ohemaa-warrior]

Alfredo was a name before it was a sauce let’s go over the movie from the top again

[dankmemeuniversity]

[dongcroncher]

The fact that Dante created the most popular image of the afterlife with absolutely no theological basis for it will still be the funniest thing to me

[dongcroncher]

Church: Heaven is eternal connection with God, while Hell is total separation from Him. Anything else is only speculation.

Dante: Actually Hell has layers like an onion, and the devil is big and mean and also frozen. People are fighting and there’s a mountain to get to Heaven and a nice place for babies. Also I know this because I went there with my friend :)

[normal-horoscopes]

Dante: I had a dream where I astral projected into hell with the famous poet Virgil who I am totally Best Bros with. I wrote a poem about it if you wanna read it idk

Several Popes: Thank you king I am commissioning fan art of you

[whollyspirit-deactivated2016112]

[task-mismanager]

[bikinipowerbottoms]

[tastefullyoffensive]

[android1000]

[lmaonade]

i cant play horror games man fuck what if i turn the corner and see a thing or something

[bitchstew-deactivated20240821]

*a pair of black socks on Ebay*

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[ruinedchildhood]

[robertmitchum]

[gay-irl]

gay💸irl

[fatherharlot]

This youtube couple literally cancelled the adoption of a child from Thailand when they found out there was a law prohibiting them from filming said child on any social medias

[mr-deep-downer]

some of you need to see this

[drag-on-dra-goon]

[infinityonhighvevo]

yeah yeah yeah mortifying ordeal of being known and all that but sometimes a friend mentions something about you that you didn’t think was noticeable and it feels like your heart is being cradled in their hands